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amitdahiya
April 24th, 2002, 02:11 PM
Kayee pidiyan pehlay ki baat seh. Ek Bahadur Mughal Faujdaar Afghani ilake may Bada Jung ladan pachhay lauta. Uski Bhaduri khattir Mughal Shehn Shah usnay Jaagir dayna chahutha. Sonepat may mharay Gaon ka ilaka Paani say tar bhi seh or Dharti ka toe jawab hi koni. badshah dhoray jagir ka ilaan karwaan Pachhay faujdaar mharay ilakay me aya aur apna shivar laga dala. Dhandora bhi pitwadiya ki aaj tay malkiyat uski seh aur 16 hiissay fasal may 6 hissay uskay hak kay banay thay oos din paachhay.
Faujdaar kay kamp may koi ek aadmi marliya. Paas kay khet may mharay Gaon ka koi khet may ghumman jarya tha ussay Faujdar Bolya "arre tadkay aaday ek kabr khod diye mharay is maray huay aadmi khattir. Purkh Bolya. Mai Gaam tay Kassi lay aaoon pacchay tharee kabr khudjaagee. Gaam may lautan pachhe voh panchayat say bolay mayray tay Kabbr khudwana chah seh. Mhara Purkh joe us wakt ka sarpanch thay ustay Bolya "tu raan day mai phet aoonga oos faujdaar nay. Ghodi Tayyaar karwake sarpanch pahucha aur dua salami pachhay Faujdaar tay bolya mera bhai bataon tha tu ustay kabr khudwana chah seh . Yeh lay lay aur itna kehkay usnauy uske pairon may ek Javedi phek di, usmay ek ek haath pay gaanth bandri thi. Yeh kya hai Chaudhary Main to Kabr khudvana chahta hoon. Ispay Jaaton ka sarpanch Bolya" Yeh nappan ki Jevdi seh. Ib Chaumasa chalu seh. Chaumasay may mhara ghana jee karay seh Khoddan ka. mai yoo sochu tha tu is jevdi tay apnay saaray admiyo nay napva day, mai saareyaan ki kabray ek hi baar may khudvadoon ga. Faujdaar syana that aur bahadur bhi usnay socha yay Jat bawla to dikhta koinahi phir bhi akele mayray shivar may ghodi par aakar itni manhoos batt kar saeh zaroor yeh bhi bahadur kaum ka seh. aaday basnay may faida kum or nuksaan ghana ho sake seh . toe voh ulta dilli lauta or Shah tay Bolya Jahan -pana vo ilaka toe badiya seh lekin mere jaisay mazhabi khattir kammil koyna. Badshah nay poochha kyukar. faujdar nay jawab diya "Malik sacchay mussalman ki kabr 8 haath gehree toe honee hi chahiye. Wahan 6 haath khodnay may to paani lagjata hai toe mujhe toe Huzoor aap Doabay may Muzaffarnagar kay paas hi kahin Jagir day doe. Is khattir bahadur aur samajhdaar Faujdaar apna baaki jeevan sukh chain se jee saka.

sphougat
April 24th, 2002, 06:00 PM
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sphougat
April 25th, 2002, 06:00 PM
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rathee
April 26th, 2002, 01:25 PM
bhai naveen is suresh ne to har time ulti-eh sujhe se, iski baatan ka bura sa matt na maniye kyunki dil ka spasht aadmi se yo jo kahna ho kah de se...!!!

par bhai kissa bahut suthra tha, er bahut badhiya laagya...

er dekhiye bhai suresh kade eeb tu bura maan ja :-) !!!!

sphougat
April 26th, 2002, 06:41 PM
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amitdahiya
April 27th, 2002, 08:02 PM
Suresh tu roosye mati bhai. Bhool chook maaf.These humour pages loose their flavour without you pl come back.




Pradeep Singh Rathee (Apr 26, 2002 03:55 a.m.):
bhai naveen is suresh ne to har time ulti-eh sujhe se, iski baatan ka bura sa matt na maniye kyunki dil ka spasht aadmi se yo jo kahna ho kah de se...!!!

par bhai kissa bahut suthra tha, er bahut badhiya laagya...

er dekhiye bhai suresh kade eeb tu bura maan ja :-) !!!!

sphougat
April 27th, 2002, 08:27 PM
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rsdalal
April 28th, 2002, 05:47 AM
Suresh Bhai Olympic *

sphougat
April 28th, 2002, 06:20 AM
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amitdahiya
April 28th, 2002, 08:32 PM
Bhai Suresh tainay sunaan ki aadat seh tu sunta koina. Latth mere haath may koina teri chhaya ke haath may seh. Khud sissu kay shikaar kay haath may lakkad kamil koina laagta. Aur fauji Pahlad ka case teri kachhi khabron ka shikar tha ham koi na nate te faujiyan te, vakt bataye ga us khattir agge kaun badha aur kaun keyboard aur mouse chala kar chhakk liya.
Dont over-react little brother



Suresh Phougat (Apr 27, 2002 09:00 p.m.):
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rah u ranvira pa gaya.
iske lakad maro!!!!
fauji pahlad singh aale kesh ma u bheli fenk ka bhaja tha


hahahaha

sphougat
April 29th, 2002, 12:29 AM
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rsdalal
April 29th, 2002, 07:25 AM
Suresh Phougat (Apr 27, 2002 09:00 p.m.):
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rah u ranvira pa gaya.
iske lakad maro!!!!
fauji pahlad singh aale kesh ma u bheli fenk ka bhaja tha


hahahaha

Bhai Lakad maro chahe maro Musal
Par bhai Suresh bhaje tu bhot tej se
Jat land ki tarf se tu-he mahra olympic participant hoga.

sphougat
April 29th, 2002, 07:50 AM
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rsdalal
April 29th, 2002, 06:19 PM
Suresh Bhai,
Ke ho gaya, Bhai agar kuchh Galat likhaa gaya ho to maff karana, par batta jaroor dena ki Hamse galti kya ho gayee.
None of my posts were intended to hurt anybody in anyway, but if something happen like that, Maff karana bhai
...Ranvir

rathee
May 3rd, 2002, 06:51 PM
bhai phoole (suresh) ya ke baat hui...???!!! tanne to kati-eh chuppi saadh li...

bhai nyu roosan te kaam na chaale, kihe ne kyamein teri koye jhoti khol li, baalkan ki dhaal karan laag rhya se tu te....bhai nyu saare chhoti chhoti baatan pe roosan laag ge to chaal liya jatland.com ka kaam....wo bawla utsedh to pehlyan-eh bera na roos ke kitt chalya gya, eeb tu bhi kati hadh-eh kar rhya se...

chaal eeb fata-fat ek badhiya sa chutkala post kar de...eeb te tu jatland.com ke top-10 posters mein bhi aa rhya se...

sphougat
May 4th, 2002, 01:21 AM
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Bhai Leele (Pradeep)

tu bhains charaniya sai, tu Jhoti e kholega.
ar tu mera seer bhi phodega.


hahahahaah

rathee
May 6th, 2002, 01:10 PM
bhai yo phoole to ghana karda se...nyu sahaj si na maane !! daaki lakad maran ki tu kahwe se er fer ulta kahwe se ki mein tera sir phodunga...ya baat te bani si nahin !!!