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saurabhsaharan
June 24th, 2002, 10:53 PM
Ek baar Taai Delhi se Hisar ki bus me chadhi. Taai ko bus me son ki aadat thi.
Wa conductor se boli "Beta jibb Maham aaye toh mujhe thaa diye"
Conductor bolya "Theek hai Taai."
Thodi der me Taai ne conductor ko firr yaad dilaai "Betaa yaad se uthaa diye, Maham me."
Conductor firr bolya "So jaa Taai uthaa dunga."
Taai bechari ko chainn firr bhi na pada, arr usne firr yaad dilaai "Betaa bhul naa jai-ye."
Conductor jhunjla gaya "Taai tu nyu hi yaad dilaati rahi toh Maham tere soye bina hi aajaga."

Aakhirkhaar Taai ki aankh lag gi. Conductor apne kaam me lagg gaya arr Taai ki baat bhul gaya. Maham likad gaya. Dus-baarah kilometre aage jaake conductor ke yaad aayi "re marr ge,
taai toh soti rahh gayi." Waa driver ke pass gaya arr uske haath pairr jode akk bhaai gaadi
mod de taai ne Maham utarna thaa. Badi mushkil te driver manya arr haryana roadways ki bus
ne U-turn maarya. Bus me baithe saare log conductor arr driver ko gaaliyaan de rahe the.
Maham bus adde pahunch ke conductor ne taai ko hilaya "Taai utarr jaa Maham aa gaya."

Taai chaunkk ke uthi arr conductor se bolyi "Jeeta rah beta. Ibb ek kaam aur karr de. Ek
glass paani lya de. Dacter ne kahi thi jabb Maham aaja toh ek goli khaa liye. Jaana to mujhe
Hissar se."

anurana
June 24th, 2002, 11:08 PM
Bahut badhiya joke hai. Wo conductor abhi tak apna matha peet raha hoga ki kis se pala pada tha.
'Taai' Joke tou ' Tau' jokes ke upar se haat pher gaya.

proudjat
June 25th, 2002, 10:23 AM
Nice One.
Ek baat smajh nahin aayi, ye saare Tau or Taai hisar ke raaste mein hi sab gadbad kyon karte hain !!!!!

rathee
June 25th, 2002, 10:46 AM
bhai saurabh tanne to kati chaale se paad diye....er tai ne gaad diya khoota sa !!! bhai sama sa baandh diya....

rsdalal
June 25th, 2002, 06:22 PM
Bhot Bhadhiyaa Saurabh, Jee Saa Aa Gyaa

rsdalal
June 25th, 2002, 09:38 PM
Seemaji Iska answer to mujhe bhee chahiye hai. Koyee Hissar wala hee bata sakta hai.

Seema Nehra (Jun 25, 2002 12:53 a.m.):
Nice One.
Ek baat smajh nahin aayi, ye saare Tau or Taai hisar ke raaste mein hi sab gadbad kyon karte hain !!!!!

naveenadalal
June 25th, 2002, 10:48 PM
Gadgad ho gaye ,tai ka kissa pad ke, hissar walo ke baare mein to anu ji kuchh bata sakti hai, kyon anu thil kaha na.

saurabhsaharan
June 26th, 2002, 10:36 PM
Thank you ji for the encouragement ji

dndeswal
May 21st, 2006, 08:31 PM
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Chalo, naya nahin to puraana hi padh lo - 'humor' ke khazaane se ! Hai mazedaar !!

Arey Rupi, tere gaam mein to nahin jaana tha taai ney ?
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anilsangwan
May 21st, 2006, 08:43 PM
Uncle Ji,

ya bhi ek research sei... Store mein tein kaadh ki laana chutkala..haansi khel koni... Poori jatland biloonni paddi hogi aap ne..

Bahoot badhiya sei yoh.. Miss ho gya tha... we angrej kahya karein...old is gold!!!


Thanks !!


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Chalo, naya nahin to puraana hi padh lo - 'humor' ke khazaane se ! Hai mazedaar !!

Arey Rupi, tere gaam mein to nahin jaana tha taai ney ?
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