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jkbks
June 25th, 2002, 02:27 AM
ek be ek byaah(shaadi) tha....baraat hariyane te U.P. jaani thi....U.P. ke jaat hariyanwi kam er hindi ghani bolya karen....baraat ponchte -e baraatiyan ki khatirdaari chaalu ho gi......saare baraati line me bitha diye ...line me apna jat molad bhi tha.....ek aadmi haath me laadoo ki thal liye aaya , ek puri ki,ek subji ki.....aadmi sabte puchte chale "ladoo,ladoo,ladoo"....jat bolya "aan de bhai"......pher dusra aaya "puri,puri,puri"......jat bolya "aan de bhai".....pher subji aala aaya "subji,subji"....jat bolya "aan de bhai".....pher paani aala aaya "jal,jal,jal"...jat ne sochya 'ya te nayi-e cheej se , chaakhni chaiye'....jat bolya aan de bhai ...jat ne "JAL" piya er bhunda ha mooh bana ke bolya "re koi mat na piyo , nera paani se yo te"

proudjat
June 25th, 2002, 10:26 AM
HA..HA..HA..HA...
Mazza aa gaya

rathee
June 25th, 2002, 11:10 AM
bhai yo chutkala to jatland.com pe purana se...par fer bhi badhiya chutkala bar bar bhi padhya jaawe to koye baat nahin...!!

rsdalal
June 25th, 2002, 06:28 PM
Ghana-e Suthara thaa yo te.

naveenadalal
June 25th, 2002, 10:54 PM
is nera paani ke chutkale mein to nera hi swad aaya, isse hi likhte raho.

jkbks
June 26th, 2002, 12:26 AM
Naveena Dalal (Jun 25, 2002 01:24 p.m.):
is nera paani ke chutkale mein to nera hi swad aaya, isse hi likhte raho.

thanks for the encouragement....it was my first one on the site...

abhishek
June 26th, 2002, 07:26 PM
nice joke but I am going to western UP for past
23 yrs(yes I am frm western UP)
never heard jats using "jal " for water
so the author shd change the joke accordingly

crsnadar
June 26th, 2002, 09:30 PM
WAH MERE JAT BHAI WAH!
GHANA CHUKHAR THA PANI ME TO.
KATTAI PET KA PANI SA HIL GA.
NU HI LIKHTA RAHIYE BHAI;

BYE BYE
-RAHUL

saurabhsaharan
June 26th, 2002, 10:26 PM
You are right Abhishek. I also haven't heard "jal" in western UP. Which village are you from?

But the joke was good. Jitender this was your first one but it shouldn't be your last one. Lagya reh mere bhai :)

abhishek
June 27th, 2002, 07:08 PM
hi saurabh
I am frm Khekhra,
If you go towards Baghpat from delhi
via delhi saharanpur khekhra is first
jat dominated village or should I say
town on the way.