The Birthday Game ;)

[desijat]

birthday game :
I got a new game(stop this boaring , above person thing) . its a brithday game and its really fun! just do what it tells u to.

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----i shot a
2----i ate a
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i gave a lap dance to
9----i chocked on
10---i bitched out
11---i had sex with
12---I humped



Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a ninja
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a condom
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a football player
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want

n then combine what u hav made n post it
ull get really creepy n disturbing things from it

[sunitahooda]

Vikas....i got it n laughing out loud like this....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...mere smiley kaam nahi kar rahe....arr haan...Cant POST...hihihihihihihihih....hohohohohohohoh

[desijat]

Vikas....i got it n laughing out loud like this....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...mere smiley kaam nahi kar rahe....arr haan...Cant POST...hihihihihihihihih....hohohohohohohoh

Bebe jo jawab aaya usne chepo to sahi :p

[sunitahooda]

I Bitched out a Mexican cuz i was high....hahahahahahahahaha

[desijat]

I Bitched out a Mexican cuz i was high....hahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha

I chocked on a banana because i cant control myself

hahahaha
chalo aaj aap safed pahan ke ayee ho naukri pe iska matlab
..... khi khi

[VPannu]

Badhiya sauda hai bhai!!
Kisse khuraafaatti dimaag ki uppaj lagge se yaa manne:D
Mera padh le.
I shot a policeman because I hate myself:rolleyes:

[sunitahooda]

Pannu...thya gya tu....22 January arr hara kurta pahar rya sai tu aaj....pakadd lyo....
Badhiya sauda hai bhai!!
Kisse khuraafaatti dimaag ki uppaj lagge se yaa manne:D
Mera padh le.
I shot a policeman because I hate myself:rolleyes:

[VPannu]

Pannu...thya gya tu....22 January arr hara kurta pahar rya sai tu aaj....pakadd lyo....
Haiiiiinnnnnnn............tu to badi Shyaani e Sunita.arr dekh signature mein likh ri se 16X2=8

[desijat]

Hahahaha
wohi to kamaal hai.... jo koi hota hai to dikhta nahi aur jo dikhta nahi wo hota hai....

Bhai Hare kurte kaa ke chakkar se hai;)

[sunitahooda]

16X2=8....to tu bi sai...chahe maan ya na maan
Haiiiiinnnnnnn............tu to badi Shyaani e Sunita.arr dekh signature mein likh ri se 16X2=8

[sunitahooda]

Vikas....Harey Kurtey ka wohey chakkar sai Jo tere Blue kurtey ka arr mere White ka sai....killki@ rangdar kurtey...aachya Thread ger diya Vikas aaj....kaash hamarey kayi Janamdin hotey
Hahahaha
wohi to kamaal hai.... jo koi hota hai to dikhta nahi aur jo dikhta nahi wo hota hai....

Bhai Hare kurte kaa ke chakkar se hai;)

[VPannu]

Vikas....Harey Kurtey ka wohey chakkar sai Jo tere Blue kurtey ka arr mere White ka sai....killki@ rangdar kurtey...aachya Thread ger diya Vikas aaj....kaash hamarey kayi Janamdin hotey
Dekh sunita jalamdin to ghane nahi ho sakte..kyunki yaa apne buss ki na hai...tu ek kaam kar kurte badal badal ke line mila....manne to doosre rang ki tshirt pahar li eeb:D :D

[desijat]

Dekh sunita jalamdin to ghane nahi ho sakte..kyunki yaa apne buss ki na hai...tu ek kaam kar kurte badal badal ke line mila....manne to doosre rang ki tshirt pahar li eeb:D :D

Naye rang ki pahaer ke raag sa banya wo to chep dee

[virenderkhokhar]

i shot a a gangster Because i cant control myself

[desijat]

i shot a a gangster Because i cant control myself

Dannu khokhru ne aaj Neela hii paher rakhyaa hai

[sunitahooda]

Khokhar Ji aap....Holldaar kab lagey???? Ye 15th August ke aas-paas aapki Patriotic Feeling jaag jati hai....Aap datt jao kade Gangster ko chhodd kar Terrorism kati jadd se khatam kar dyo....
i shot a a gangster Because i cant control myself

[desijat]

Mein nyu Sochu ak jo mein isme saal aala column jod deta isme to kitni lugai likhti :P

[sunitahooda]

Saal wala....yaani tune aadha Thread post kiya? Arr mai to jarur likhti....kyunki logon ko meri age ki apni se jyada chinta rehti hai....hahahahahaha
Mein nyu Sochu ak jo mein isme saal aala column jod deta isme to kitni lugai likhti :P

[sunitahooda]

Vikas....aapka ye Thread bohot hi ghana lucky hai ...jiss ney Khokhar Ji ko bhi yahan likhney ke liye majboor aur excite kar diya

[sejwaldeepak]

Interesting.!!!

I shot a fork because i hate my family.. hahhaa:D

[desijat]

Hahahahaha

Chalo Editor saab pakde gayee fork shoot karte

[sunitahooda]

Azgarr Ji kimme ghana sa majaa na aaya....krta badal kai fer likho....killki n rokka @ kurta badal kai
Interesting.!!!

I shot a fork because i hate my family.. hahhaa:D

[sansanwalamit]

I smacked a stuffed animal because I was high, funny thing is I am wearing a shirt on which a Sadhu is getting high :)

[mothsara1st]

Andee thread sai yaar vikash .......ek dum sari cheez sahi set bitah rakhi sai .....mere allee combination ...ya ree...i murdered a homeless guy because i was wearing white shirt........

[mandhan]

i bitched out my dog because i hate myself!!!!!!!!!

[shamshermalik]

I fell in love with your mom because i was high.



h ah aha ha ha aha ha aha.....funny

[keshavdahiya]

Pannu...thya gya tu....22 January arr hara kurta pahar rya sai tu aaj....pakadd lyo....

iss pannu ne naas karr diya.....shuru ki isski er merri line te ek jissi honggi...:p......lekin mein kurtta alag rang ke peher rehya sun..to iss marri.......I shot a policemen because I m sexy and I do what I want....
yu akhrri ka iss marri kyunki manne brown colour ki shirt peher raakhi sei......:p :D :D :p

[poonam]

I shot a llama coz I was drunk...lol...;) :D

[keshavdahiya]

I shot a llama coz I was drunk...lol...;) :D

ohoh iib koi ladki agar pink bhi peher rehi hoggi te na likhe......yeh to fowl hai.......hehehhee killki @ fowl....
I mean this iz not fair......wahan pink ki jagaha kuch aur honna chahiye.....kyun ki Dr Poonam ne aaj jo color pehra tha woh manne berra sei...:p:rolleyes:

or else it wud have been........I shot a llama coz i m a homosexual...:D.....

waise to mere dhorre bhi sei ek pink T-shirt lekin iib kisse ne gift karunga....UCB ki hai kisse ne chahiye ho to batta diyo re.......;)

[poonam]

ohoh iib koi ladki agar pink bhi peher rehi hoggi te na likhe......yeh to fowl hai.......hehehhee killki @ fowl....
I mean this iz not fair......wahan pink ki jagaha kuch aur honna chahiye.....kyun ki Dr Poonam ne aaj jo color pehra tha woh manne berra sei...:p:rolleyes:

or else it wud have been........I shot a llama coz i m a homosexual...:D.....

waise to mere dhorre bhi sei ek pink T-shirt lekin iib kisse ne gift karunga....UCB ki hai kisse ne chahiye ho to batta diyo re.......;)

Dutt jya Keshav, ghana andi manna paakke...:D :p ;)

[shamshermalik]

ohoh iib koi ladki agar pink bhi peher rehi hoggi te na likhe......yeh to fowl hai.......hehehhee killki @ fowl....
I mean this iz not fair......wahan pink ki jagaha kuch aur honna chahiye.....kyun ki Dr Poonam ne aaj jo color pehra tha woh manne berra sei...:p:rolleyes:

or else it wud have been........I shot a llama coz i m a homosexual...:D.....

waise to mere dhorre bhi sei ek pink T-shirt lekin iib kisse ne gift karunga....UCB ki hai kisse ne chahiye ho to batta diyo re.......;)


ha ha ha ha ha aha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha

I donot know the truth but it is really funny..bahut hansaya,

[shamshermalik]

I shot a llama coz I was drunk...lol...;) :D


ha ha h ah aha ha

Poonam kya piya tha...Pani..rum..vodka..beer yaa fir sharbat.

[poonam]

ha ha h ah aha ha

Poonam kya piya tha...Pani..rum..vodka..beer yaa fir sharbat.

Cocktail on the rocks..:D ;)
(bera na yo llama kit-te aagyaa..;) )

[keshavdahiya]

ha ha h ah aha ha

Poonam kya piya tha...Pani..rum..vodka..beer yaa fir sharbat.

Dr Malik....ek taraf to aap iss site ko sudharne ki baat karte ho aur doosri taraf respected Dr Poonam se poochte ho ki kaunsi daaru pi thi :p
aapse se ummeed nahi thi. ;) :D Jat ladies se bhala aise baat karte hain!! :eek:

[sunitahooda]

Today mine is....I bitched out a mexican because thats how i roll.....hahahahaha

[ratheetheraist]

i shot a llama because i was on high:rolleyes:.... normal likdya mera to RAASHIFALL..... koni aai haansi.. haah:p;)


kilkii@RAASHIFALL......hahahahahahaha:D:D:D:D

[sunitahooda]

Bikki...tera to yo hona chahiye tha....I gave my number to a Ninja because i was drunk...hahahhaha

[desijat]

Manne safed ar neeli Dhariu ki burshirt paher rakhi hai... manne batao mein ke karu :(

[rahultokas]

I murdered my brother b'coz I hate myself

[desijat]

Pravin MahajanReTuRnS
I murdered my brother b'coz I hate myself

[puneetsheoran]

i smacked a stuffed animal Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Kidar hain million dollars?????? Maine to already soch bhi liya ke kaise kharch karunga.

[cooljat]

sang to a gangster Because I was drunk.

Bull$#it!@@@

Rock on
Jit

[amitchhikara]

Mine was not so funny..:(

I gave my number to a ninja because that's how i roll...

[shamshermalik]

Dr Malik....ek taraf to aap iss site ko sudharne ki baat karte ho aur doosri taraf respected Dr Poonam se poochte ho ki kaunsi daaru pi thi :p
aapse se ummeed nahi thi. ;) :D Jat ladies se bhala aise baat karte hain!! :eek:


AAe bhai Keshav..taang kheechne ke adhikaar ka patent sirf aapke paas hi naa hai


Or baaki reply dekh le Dr Poonam ki...pad ke yaahan se bhag javega...mainai to gaani ae options di thi bhai...par javab kaati thok ke diya Dr Poonam nai.

[fool4love]

I had sex.. with my science teacher.. because i can't control myself.

lol.. hahaha... honestly.. its not made up!! 14 nov.. that's ma date! :D

[sunitahooda]

Made up ho chahe na...ibb tai bera paat liya....par Babu nai bera patt gya tai ulti tikkatt pakki teri....Chal....ibb kurta badal kai likh dey....bach jyaga tu....Kamlu....keho jayi kamli gallan kardey ho tussi....
I had sex.. with my science teacher.. because i can't control myself.

lol.. hahaha... honestly.. its not made up!! 14 nov.. that's ma date! :D

[desijat]

I had sex.. with my science teacher.. because i can't control myself.

lol.. hahaha... honestly.. its not made up!! 14 nov.. that's ma date! :D

The best so far

HAHAHAHA

[choudharyneelam]

The best so far

HAHAHAHA


hahahahahaha.....vikas kya game start kar diya tumne ye...kya kya lines create ho rahi hain.....hahahahahaha

[ratheetheraist]

I had sex.. with my science teacher.. because i can't control myself.

lol.. hahaha... honestly.. its not made up!! 14 nov.. that's ma date!

oo kamaluu ....... bhaii nu aur bata dey akk wo teacher male tha akk female:eek::eek: .... ??? kilkii pe kilkii rather kilkiiyaann :D:D:D

independence ka najayaj fayada nahi uthna chahiye bhaii.:p;)........ hahahahahaa marreyy bhaaii .. u keyy saudaa suru kar diyaa vikkii ..... hahahahahaha:D:D:D

[vijay]

oo kamaluu ....... bhaii nu aur bata dey akk wo teacher male tha akk female:eek::eek:


hahahahaahhahaha........................... Rathi yo ke rola se.............. Oye Kamaluu, sab thik thak se ke...... vilaayat jaake change to na ho gaya tera nature ..... heheheheh :) :) :)

[desijat]

hahahahaahhahaha........................... Rathi yo ke rola se.............. Oye Kamaluu, sab thik thak se ke...... vilaayat jaake change to na ho gaya tera nature ..... heheheheh :) :) :)

Nature tak hi seemit rakhna change ko:) suna hai operation se aaj kal bada kuch change ho jata hai:)

Chora Chori ar Chori Chora i mean:p

[vijay]

Nature tak hi seemit rakhna change ko:) suna hai operation se aaj kal bada kuch change ho jata hai:)

Chora Chori ar Chori Chora i mean:p



hahahhahahahahhahahahhah....................... who knows Vikas ???

[addy]

i had sex with a llama:( bcoz i was high..;)

iss.. bcoz i was high.. nae maada sa dill raakh diya..na tae llama .....?????:(
bhai Vikas...ek aadha or banaa kae lyaa isaa tae...

[addy]

i had sex with a llama:( bcoz i was high..;)

iss.. bcoz i was high.. nae maada sa dill raakh diya..na tae llama .....?????:(
bhai Vikas...ek aadha or banaa kae lyaa isaa tae...

[keshavdahiya]

Nature tak hi seemit rakhna change ko:) suna hai operation se aaj kal bada kuch change ho jata hai:)

Chora Chori ar Chori Chora i mean:p

oowe bhai tu kyun raazi hoya ya khabaar batta ke.....tere ke ji mein sei saachi saachi bataiye.......owe bhai re koi sa jaiyo iske gharan ........ batla ke aaiyo iske ghar kyan te.......;)
iiske lachan kimme thik na laagte manne..........:p :D......hahahhahahhaha

[VPannu]

oo kamaluu ....... bhaii nu aur bata dey akk wo teacher male tha akk female:eek::eek: .... ??? kilkii pe kilkii rather kilkiiyaann
:D :D :D :D Hahahahahahahohohohohohahaha..........theek kaattya rog bhai rathee,eeb na likkhe koye issa issa bhool ke bhi,ar koye likhega to specify b karna padega:cool:

aaj aala se:
I shot a policeman because thats how I roll.

[desijat]

oowe bhai tu kyun raazi hoya ya khabaar batta ke.....tere ke ji mein sei saachi saachi bataiye.......owe bhai re koi sa jaiyo iske gharan ........ batla ke aaiyo iske ghar kyan te.......;)
iiske lachan kimme thik na laagte manne..........:p :D......hahahhahahhaha

:( :( :( Mera ghar aalu ne bahu lane ke sapne dekhe , ar chint na kare bahu hi aake ravegi :D

[prashantacmet]

oooo Khagadoien ........sharma jaayo...........ke olli-solli bakan lag re thaam...............nu to hamme barra ek jubaan aage madaan pada..koi rok-tok kona...................par maka maadak sa soch-simajh ke to bol lyo.......

[desijat]

oooo Khagadoien ........sharma jaayo...........ke olli-solli bakan lag re thaam...............nu to hamme barra ek jubaan aage madaan pada..koi rok-tok kona...................par maka maadak sa soch-simajh ke to bol lyo.......

assa ke galat bol diya balaku ne:confused: