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shokeen123
June 27th, 2002, 10:00 PM
During my college travels in Delhi's infamous DTC buses, there was this one conductor who always picked on all the "taus." One day, as the bus was already packed, our tau was not only taking himself to Delhi, but a busload of "tinday" and couldn't get in, meanwhile the bus had started moving, frustrated, our conductor yelled, "Tau chadh kyun na layta jaldi si bus mai, ib geetaan aali lyaoon ke teri tahin?"

Now our tau was no old fool, he retorted, "Na bhai, geetaan aali te tu raakh - munne te tere baraatiayan te muskil hori sai (turns out a lot of local Bihari workers were traveling by the same bus)!

Sujata

jkbks
June 27th, 2002, 10:34 PM
bhot badiya.....dilli ki bas me ye bihari ghani-e bheed kar ke raakhe se....

rsdalal
June 27th, 2002, 10:37 PM
Katti-e Sachi bat lagee yaa te. Bhot Badhiyaa...

anurana
June 27th, 2002, 11:40 PM
Sujataji ,
Badhia joke tha. Apna tau bahut hazir jawab hai. Geetan aali se ek baat aur yaad ayee.

Ek baar ek lugai apni saheli ne bulan aayee aur boli '' aayee geetan pe nahi chalti"
Dhabban boli " Na ee mere haat pe chot laag rahi ss"
Lugai Boli ' Pher Chot tou haat pe ss geet tou muh se gane ss'
Dhabban boli ' Humbah, beena thodi tale haat dhere kukar gaoongi'

PS -Those of you who recollect seeing women singing in our villages, particularly in haryana, would understand the saheli's
problem.

shokeen123
June 28th, 2002, 12:30 AM
Hay Anu, geet te kade kade mai bhi gaa liya karti, par gaam ke saare jeev-jantu katthay ho jaya karte!

Ek meri bhabi lagya karti, wo te meri kati hindi kar diya karti, "ahnri shishi, tu kyun dookhi ho rhi sai, tu apni angreji mai gitpit karle, geet gyat ham ne gaavan de!"

Keep up the humor!

Sujata

jkbks
June 28th, 2002, 05:57 AM
Anu Rana (Jun 27, 2002 02:10 p.m.):
Sujataji ,
Badhia joke tha. Apna tau bahut hazir jawab hai. Geetan aali se ek baat aur yaad ayee.

Ek baar ek lugai apni saheli ne bulan aayee aur boli '' aayee geetan pe nahi chalti"
Dhabban boli " Na ee mere haat pe chot laag rahi ss"
Lugai Boli ' Pher Chot tou haat pe ss geet tou muh se gane ss'
Dhabban boli ' Humbah, beena thodi tale haat dhere kukar gaoongi'

PS -Those of you who recollect seeing women singing in our villages, particularly in haryana, would understand the saheli's
problem.

anu , i am jitender's wife here.....
thodi tele haath dhar ke geet gaan aali baat tenne kasutti kahi....gaam me lugaaian ne nu-e geet gaan me sawaad aawe se....main bhi khoob maje te dekhya karti sabne....
badiya joke tha!!keep it up.....

akdabas
June 28th, 2002, 08:15 AM
Anu,

Tane te kati ae lath garh diya. Gam kee loogaiayn kee pole khol ke dhar dee. Mane nyun laga se uk tane bhee ek adha geet ga rakhya se.

Maja aa gaya teri baat parh ke. Nyooayen Likhti raha kar.

Lalita.

rathee
June 28th, 2002, 10:06 AM
bhua (Sujata ji) ram ram !!

kati ghana kaacha kissa tha yo te...ji sa aa gya!!!

manne jit tahi yaad se gaam mein jab lugai geet-baakli gaya karen to khali dhaatha maar ke to zarur bethya karen....per rahi taliyan ki baat to wo to manne sirf lugai khodiye ke time-eh bajati suni sein...!!!

shokeen123
June 28th, 2002, 07:31 PM
Hello Pradeep!

This is really true, the geetan aali were (and still are) a league of their own, a force to reckon with! If you didn't do, as they wanted, you had it! The stare from behind their daatha was enough to kill you! Just like the queen bee there was one who manned the operation. As much as I avoided being part of the choir (for my inability to sing), I invariably found myself at lot of these gatherings, the reason? Well my bhabis had to be accompanied by someone without a dhaatha!

One day we had gone to a nearby village for a "rappaya-potda." After walking for 3 miles, as we were enjoying the insipid drink (9 parts water, 1 part milk, some local bugs, and a pinch of sugar) at the host family, a geetaan aali with dhaatha, gave me one look, and said, "Ahnri lhassi aur dun ke?" I said no...! But would she listen to me? Nope! So I had to have 3 glasses, and of course instant diarrhea!

But you know something - it really felt good to be part of all that! The geetan aalis are the ones who make any Jat function emotional as well as enjoyable.

Best wishes,
Bhua

naveenadalal
June 28th, 2002, 09:50 PM
Nameste bauji,
aapke kisse ne to jatland pe bayah sa machha diya, sare apne-2 kisse likhan lagge,
aapka kissa badiya tha,aur tau ka jawab aur bhi badhiya.

isse kisse tavale-2 bhej diya karo.

akdabas
June 28th, 2002, 09:51 PM
Sujata Ji,

Maja aa gaya itne sare JAT techincal terms like "daatha", "rappaya-potda" parh ke. Pehle to "daatha" samajhj mein na aaya par job samajh mein aaya to muskaray bina nahi reh paya. Gaon kee kuch yaad taja ho gai.

Keep it up.

Ashok

naveenadalal
June 28th, 2002, 09:52 PM
buaji galti se bauji likha gaya bura mat manna.

naveenadalal
June 28th, 2002, 09:54 PM
buaji galti se bauji likha gaya bura mat manna.

shokeen123
June 28th, 2002, 10:17 PM
Dear Naveena and Ashok:

Ye tak-nical naam asaani te nah aate. Tum baalak gaam mai kam rahe so, islye thaari vocabulary kam sai! Par Jatland padhte rahogey te Pradeep Rathee ki tarah furwut ho jya-ogay! Ibbe te munne boongay, jhod, er bitoday ke kisse na sunaaye sain... you will have to wait for them, there are plenty!

Naveena, not to worry at all!

Best wishes,
Bhua,

rathee
July 1st, 2002, 12:21 PM
kati theek kahya bhua !! asal mein mhara gaam mhaare dilli ke ghar te 1-1/2 ghante ki doori pe se...er mhara shuru te hi ghana-eh haar jhaar rahya se gaam mein, jyan karke meri haryanvi ki vocabulary kaafi theek thak se er uun bhi mhaare ghar mein hum haryanvi mein hi batlaya karen....

baaki uun to manne er sanjay ne is site pe pehlyan bhi ek series bheji thi desi words ki...!!! par mere khayal mein wo site re-vamping ke time erase kar diya...!!!

naveenadalal
July 1st, 2002, 11:56 PM
nameste buaji,
aapne bilkul thik kaha, per ib jatland ki member banne ke bad meri haryanvi ki vocabulary mein kafi sudhar hua hai, yeh baat to mere family member's hi jaante hai, per aap aur pardeep jaise guruo ki kirpa rahi to ,jald hi
aur sudhar ho jaye ga .

stokas
July 6th, 2005, 11:45 PM
Ek baar ek lugai apni saheli ne bulan aayee aur boli '' aayee geetan pe nahi chalti"
Dhabban boli " Na ee mere haat pe chot laag rahi ss"
Lugai Boli ' Pher Chot tou haat pe ss geet tou muh se gane ss'
Dhabban boli ' Humbah, beena thodi tale haat dhere kukar gaoongi'


Swaad sa lyaa diya, iss post nae :D

Main lugaai tae konyaa, par pher bhi thoddi tale haath dhar ke sochhu soon ak ib hade mae ke likkhoon?

Lyo bhai ek dessi sa e sahi……

Ek baar ek chhori, chhat pae khadi ho kae, geet gaawan laag rhi thi, “piya-o-piya, tu aaja”. Yaahe baat jib usnae 2-3 baar kahi, tae gali mae khadyaa ek Tau bolya,"betti, itni der mae te jaa kae e naa bulaa lyaamti" :p

Tau ki isi baat pae "Geet-Baakli" ho jyaan do bhai ;)

Aur aan dyo ise-ise!!

rkumar
July 7th, 2005, 01:06 AM
ek baar ek larka filmi gana ga raha thaa;

es dil ke tukde hazar hue, koi yaha gira koi wahan gira..

ek tau sun raha thaa. Tau bolla ke bhai dil thaa ya sarson ke bori....

RK^2

sumitsehrawat
July 7th, 2005, 10:27 AM
ek baar ek larka filmi gana ga raha thaa;

es dil ke tukde hazar hue, koi yaha gira koi wahan gira..

ek tau sun raha thaa. Tau bolla ke bhai dil thaa ya sarson ke bori....

RK^2


Rajendraji,

Good one :-)

Lemme create another one from this....

ek baar ek larka filmi gana ga raha thaa;

es dil ke tukde hazar hue, koi yaha gira koi wahan gira..

ek tau sun raha thaa. Tau bolla ke bhai aide khada ke kar rahya sai....bhaaj kai chug le nai.

:-)

Regards,
$umit

mansi1218
July 7th, 2005, 07:32 PM
it was 2 gud sujata and Anu aunty.Maza aa gya padh ke,pls share other experiences also.

VirenderNarwal
July 8th, 2005, 06:43 PM
eh tau ghane nd hon se