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shokeen123
July 8th, 2002, 07:43 PM
Dear all:

At some point or the other in our lives, we are all faced with a hardship. We look forward and find solace in the famous phrase, "This too shall pass." Well a local Cop in Washington discovered a different meaning of the above phrase with a different twist altogether.

Recently a shoplifter was caught red-handed on the video camera, steeling a diamond ring. When approached, the ring was gone and the guy said, "I didn't steel the ring". But sure enough the Cop wouldn't buzz, he said we will have to do further search on you, and that entailed strip search and an x-ray. Low and behold, the x-ray revealed the diamond ring in his stomach. So exasperated but not giving up, the Cop said, "This too shall pass...!"

Sujata

anurana
July 8th, 2002, 08:13 PM
Suna hai kisi jamane mein log hira chaat ke mar jaya karte , is chor ke to hira kha ke bhi kuch na hua.
Par beechare police aale ne kasuti investigation karni padege chori ka maal baramad karan tahi.Ya baat theek e ss...
' It is a dirty job, someone has to do it' .(this phrase also got a different meaning)

jai_hooda
July 9th, 2002, 05:49 AM
goood 1
america ke chor bhi chala hain
susra ghuti hain jim gayya
washington ka uthaigirra tha
bera na ke chep ja
wah te pher bhi ghuti thi

naveenadalal
July 9th, 2002, 06:13 PM
very nice !
chor to hira_proof nikla achha dimag chalaya per bichhare police wale ka to dimag ghoom gaya, achha sabak mila usko.

akdabas
July 9th, 2002, 09:48 PM
Aapne to kati ae larh gar diya. Mera te hans hans ke pat ae pat gya hota. (Yahe baat us chor ke saath bhee ho ja te.)

Bhot Badhiya. Maja aa gaya.
Keep it up.

rathee
July 10th, 2002, 01:12 PM
yo chor to goothi ne meethi goli samajh ke nigal gya....par bhai kade kade meethi goli te bhi paet mein dard ho jaya kare, er ya te unh bhi nyare-eh dhal ki meethi goli thi...

mhaare gaam mein 1 rapiye ki 100 aaya karti par ya te ghani-eh mahangi aali thi...!!!

saurabhsaharan
July 10th, 2002, 10:15 PM
hahaha, bhai pradeep rupaye ki 100 goli ki toh badhiya yaad dilayi tune. khub khayi hain wa goli bachpann me :)

rathee
July 11th, 2002, 09:48 AM
bhai saurabh ke bataoon gaam mein jo ootpana kar rakhe sein we te kade bhoole-eh na ja sakte...bhai hum jab bhi gaam jaya karte to saare gaam ke geda sa de diya karte !!! mhaare nana ke ked to hum teen bhaiyan ne dandar (monkey) kahya karte....

bhai isi koye oli harkat nahin se jo humne nahin kari ho...!!!

shokeen123
July 11th, 2002, 07:21 PM
Bhai Pradeep:

Teri baat ekdum theek! Tere ootpaney ke barey mai munne koi shak (doubt) nahi! Tu ek baandar (Monkey) ke Hanumaan ki sena nai haraa de! (just kidding) Eis Saurabh nai ebe teri poori history ka bera konya...

Bhua

anurana
July 11th, 2002, 08:05 PM
Sujata ji,
Police wale ka ke haal hai. Guthi baramad hui ek nahi.

shokeen123
July 11th, 2002, 09:15 PM
Anu,

Goothi is "out" er chor is "in" .... I mean in Washington jail...!

Sujata