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drvikramdalal
July 10th, 2002, 04:39 PM
EK BAAR EK AADAMI BAZAR MEIN DIMAAG LENN GAYA,
EK BRAHMAN SE POOCHHA DIMAAG DEGA WOH BOLEYA MILJAYGA LEKIN 10000/- RUPAEY KA DOONGA,
WOH AADMI USKO CHHOD AAGAY CHALA
EK PUNJABI MILA AUR USNAY PHIR POOCHA DIMAAG MILLAYGA ,PUNJABI BOLA 20000/- LAGEYGA
WOH AADMI AAGAY GAYA TO EK BAANIYA MILA USNAY PHIR WAHI SAWAAL POOCHHA,BAANIYA BOLA40000/- LAGEYGA
AAKHREE MEIN USKO EK JAT MILA , USNEY PHIR WOHI SAWAAL KIYA,JAT BOLAYA MILJAYGA PER EK LAKH[1,00,000] LAGEYGA WOH AADMI JHATKA KHAA KE BOLA YAAR KOI TO 10000/-KA,KOI 20000 KAAUR KOI 40000 KA
PER TERA TO SABSE MAHANGA SE AISA ISMAY KE HAI.....
JAT BOLYA YAAR SABNAY TO APNA DIMAAG BARRAT RAKHAYA SE AR MERA KATTI BINA BARRATYA HODD SE[SEALED N COMPLETLY UNUSED]....

naveenadalal
July 10th, 2002, 09:56 PM
ha-ha-ha bhot badhiya , maza aagaya.
Jat ke dimaag ka vakei jawab nahi.

rsdalal
July 10th, 2002, 10:18 PM
Iska doble meaning bhee se.

saurabhsaharan
July 10th, 2002, 10:19 PM
hahahaha,,very good par bhai jat jibb apna dimag barte se te sabki chhutti kar de se

shokeen123
July 10th, 2002, 10:47 PM
Bhai ya baat te mai mannu e konya? Jat ka dimaag te goday mai ho sai ???

Sujata

rathee
July 11th, 2002, 09:57 AM
dr saab ya baat theek nahin se ke jat site pe sirf chutkale post karan ki liyan aap aur kise ke upar bana hod chutkala jat pe laagoo karke sunana theek nahin se....!!!

er rahi jatan ke dimaag ki baat...to bhai saab jitna dimaag jat bartein sein mere khyaal mein te aur koye barat-ta bhi na hoga, na te aap padh ke nahin, nakal kar kar dr bane hoge...!!!

bura matt maniyega, kyonki mein thoda zyada hi pro-jat hun...aisi baat nahin hai ki jaton pe chutkale nahin hote ya is site post nahin hote, par doosre chutkalon ko jaton ke upar convert karke sunane ki mein sakht khilaaf hun....!!

baaki aapko sochna hai...ye mera point of view tha...!!!

drvikramdalal
July 11th, 2002, 03:44 PM
Ranvir Singh Dalal (Jul 10, 2002 12:48 p.m.):
Iska doble meaning bhee se.

BHAI DUSRAY MEANING KA TO BAERA NAHIN

drvikramdalal
July 11th, 2002, 03:47 PM
Naveena Dalal (Jul 10, 2002 12:26 p.m.):
ha-ha-ha bhot badhiya , maza aagaya.
Jat ke dimaag ka vakei jawab nahi.

BHAI KA DHANYAVAD

drvikramdalal
July 11th, 2002, 03:51 PM
Sujata (Jul 10, 2002 01:17 p.m.):
Bhai ya baat te mai mannu e konya? Jat ka dimaag te goday mai ho sai ???

Sujata

EEB WAHH JAT KONYA , NA TO BAAWALI JIJI TU KE INTERNET PAE HONTEE

drvikramdalal
July 11th, 2002, 04:01 PM
Pradeep Singh Rathee (Jul 11, 2002 12:27 a.m.):
dr saab ya baat theek nahin se ke jat site pe sirf chutkale post karan ki liyan aap aur kise ke upar bana hod chutkala jat pe laagoo karke sunana theek nahin se....!!!

er rahi jatan ke dimaag ki baat...to bhai saab jitna dimaag jat bartein sein mere khyaal mein te aur koye barat-ta bhi na hoga, na te aap padh ke nahin, nakal kar kar dr bane hoge...!!!

bura matt maniyega, kyonki mein thoda zyada hi pro-jat hun...aisi baat nahin hai ki jaton pe chutkale nahin hote ya is site post nahin hote, par doosre chutkalon ko jaton ke upar convert karke sunane ki mein sakht khilaaf hun....!!

baaki aapko sochna hai...ye mera point of view tha...!!!
BHAI PARDEEP BURAA MAANGYA KE , KISAE AUR PE YOH CHUTKALA SAE ISKA NAHIN PATTA THAA MANNAY AAR KISAE AUR PE KAHANN TAE ACCHHA APNEY PE KAHH LENAA THEEK HOSAE
BHAI MAIN TO THODA NAHIN PURA PRO JAT SOO , KADAE MIL KE DEKHIYAE.

rsdalal
July 11th, 2002, 06:34 PM
EK BAAR EK AADAMI BAZAR MEIN DIMAAG LENN GAYA,
EK BRAHMAN SE POOCHHA DIMAAG DEGA WOH BOLEYA MILJAYGA LEKIN 10000/- RUPAEY KA DOONGA,
WOH AADMI USKO CHHOD AAGAY CHALA
EK PUNJABI MILA AUR USNAY PHIR POOCHA DIMAAG MILLAYGA ,PUNJABI BOLA 20000/- LAGEYGA
WOH AADMI AAGAY GAYA TO EK BAANIYA MILA USNAY PHIR WAHI SAWAAL POOCHHA,BAANIYA BOLA40000/- LAGEYGA
AAKHREE MEIN USKO EK JAT MILA , USNEY PHIR WOHI SAWAAL KIYA,JAT BOLAYA MILJAYGA PER EK LAKH[1,00,000] LAGEYGA WOH AADMI JHATKA KHAA KE BOLA YAAR KOI TO 10000/-KA,KOI 20000 KAAUR KOI 40000 KA
PER TERA TO SABSE MAHANGA SE AISA ISMAY KE HAI.....
JAT BOLYA YAAR Dimaag te issi cheej se jitna barto utna-e badh ja se, To bhai mera Dimaag te gana-e badh raha se. Par baki en sabka te utna-e se jitna enko bhagwan ne diya thaa.


drvikramdalal (Jul 10, 2002 07:09 a.m.):
EK BAAR EK AADAMI BAZAR MEIN DIMAAG LENN GAYA,
EK BRAHMAN SE POOCHHA DIMAAG DEGA WOH BOLEYA MILJAYGA LEKIN 10000/- RUPAEY KA DOONGA,
WOH AADMI USKO CHHOD AAGAY CHALA
EK PUNJABI MILA AUR USNAY PHIR POOCHA DIMAAG MILLAYGA ,PUNJABI BOLA 20000/- LAGEYGA
WOH AADMI AAGAY GAYA TO EK BAANIYA MILA USNAY PHIR WAHI SAWAAL POOCHHA,BAANIYA BOLA40000/- LAGEYGA
AAKHREE MEIN USKO EK JAT MILA , USNEY PHIR WOHI SAWAAL KIYA,JAT BOLAYA MILJAYGA PER EK LAKH[1,00,000] LAGEYGA WOH AADMI JHATKA KHAA KE BOLA YAAR KOI TO 10000/-KA,KOI 20000 KAAUR KOI 40000 KA
PER TERA TO SABSE MAHANGA SE AISA ISMAY KE HAI.....
JAT BOLYA YAAR SABNAY TO APNA DIMAAG BARRAT RAKHAYA SE AR MERA KATTI BINA BARRATYA HODD SE[SEALED N COMPLETLY UNUSED]

shokeen123
July 11th, 2002, 07:52 PM
Bhai Pradeep er Vikram:

Mere khyal mai eis baat ka faisla asaan konya. Mai ghani e der tak apna sir khujaati rahi, fer munne sochya meri research (my speciality is brain research) mai isa koye hypothesis konya jo prove karta ho ke bina isteymaal karya od dimaag jyada mengha ho?

But anyway, let's all take this in the spirit of joke...I am sure we can all laugh it off...

Sujata

scsheorayan
July 12th, 2002, 07:29 AM
Very interesting and am sure we have the capacity to laugh at ourselves, because the day we lose that capacity we will be losing the Jat spirit which is more important than brain.

Purani Kahawat Hai;

Nat vidya (acrobatics)seekh sakte ho !
Jat vidya Nahin !!

Some Jats do come out with brilliant ideas and have courage to follow them.
Being a Jat is great honour and identifying with this name gives great inner strength to fight all odds.

Just an example of Jat innovation and how early it starts.
Small boy has just learnt to speak and he knows the difference between Naani and Daadi. He thinks about his Daadi (who is far away from him) but sees his Naani (who is near him) and calls her Daadi.

Naani : Main teri Daadi Nahin hoon, Naani hoon.

Boy : Nahin aaj tu meri Daadi hai.

What do you say to that logic?

shokeen123
July 12th, 2002, 08:23 AM
What do you say to that logic?

That all he can see is a grandmother he has come to love as Daadi....?

Sujata

saurabhsaharan
July 12th, 2002, 09:33 PM
Kyu ek chutkule pe itna objection thaa rahe ho mere bhai.

What else can be more pro-Jat than the fact that this joke values a Jat's brain to be more than the combined total of the brains of a punjabi, baaniya and baahman :)

rathee
July 13th, 2002, 12:35 PM
bhai manne jatan ke upar chutkale pe kati koye etraz nahin se...balki manne-eh khud ghane-eh chutkale bhej raakhe sein jatan ke upar is site pe...!!!

baat wa nahin se....baat se chutkale ki originality te chhed chhaad karan ki...er bhai is cheez pe kati gusse hon ki baat nahin se, kyonki manne sirf ek baat kahi jo mere dimaag mein aayee...jo yo chutkala jat pe na ho ke aur kihe pe hota to bhi utna-eh maza aata, te fer isko badal ke jat pe karke sunane ki wajah nahin honi chahiye....

er kati bura manan ki baat nahin se, kyonki main bhi kati bura nahin maan rhya sun is baat ka, ya te nyun-eh jo dimaag mein aayee wa kah di...

drvikramdalal
July 13th, 2002, 12:55 PM
Pradeep Singh Rathee (Jul 13, 2002 03:05 a.m.):
bhai manne jatan ke upar chutkale pe kati koye etraz nahin se...balki manne-eh khud ghane-eh chutkale bhej raakhe sein jatan ke upar is site pe...!!!

baat wa nahin se....baat se chutkale ki originality te chhed chhaad karan ki...er bhai is cheez pe kati gusse hon ki baat nahin se, kyonki manne sirf ek baat kahi jo mere dimaag mein aayee...jo yo chutkala jat pe na ho ke aur kihe pe hota to bhi utna-eh maza aata, te fer isko badal ke jat pe karke sunane ki wajah nahin honi chahiye....

er kati bura manan ki baat nahin se, kyonki main bhi kati bura nahin maan rhya sun is baat ka, ya te nyun-eh jo dimaag mein aayee wa kah di...
BHAI PARDEEP ORIGINALITY KA TO BERA NAHIN PER EEB TO YOH CHUTKALA MERA NAAM SE PATENT HO GAYA ,THEEK KAALEE NAHIN MANYA KARTEY.

rathee
July 13th, 2002, 12:58 PM
Dr. saab maaf karna thoda jazbaati ho gya tha mein, baaki aap mere bade ho galati karna chhotan ka hak se aur maafi dena badon ka farz :-)

drvikramdalal
July 13th, 2002, 09:28 PM
Pradeep Singh Rathee (Jul 13, 2002 03:28 a.m.):
Dr. saab maaf karna thoda jazbaati ho gya tha mein, baaki aap mere bade ho galati karna chhotan ka hak se aur maafi dena badon ka farz :-)

yAAR PARDEEP ISSEE KOI BAAT NAHII BHAI,AUR SUNNA KAY HAAL-CHAAL HAIN

shokeen123
July 13th, 2002, 09:41 PM
Pradeep er Vikram

Bhai thari donuaan ki suleh hogi, ib mere khayl mai munne patasey baant dene chanhiye? Par haade (US) mai kit patasey mille, isliye baalkan te toffi deydi.


Sujata

drvikramdalal
July 14th, 2002, 08:39 PM
Sujata (Jul 13, 2002 12:11 p.m.):
Pradeep er Vikram

Bhai thari donuaan ki suleh hogi, ib mere khayl mai munne patasey baant dene chanhiye? Par haade (US) mai kit patasey mille, isliye baalkan te toffi deydi.


Sujata

SUJATA JI RAM-RAM,
AUR THEEK-THAAK HO JI, JIJI EK BAAT THEEK NAHIN KAHEE KAE MERA ER PARDEEP KA KAE KHOOND BAAJ RAIHA THAA ? JO TAANAE SULAH KE TOFFEE BAANTEE. MAHAREE KOI LADAAI THEE HAE NA , ER TANNAE PATASAEY KHANAE THAE TO BATAA DAENI THEE ,ADAEY TAE BHAEJ DOONGA. AUR JIJI GHARAA SAB RAAJI KHUSHI HONGAY. BAAWALEE JIJI KADEY PATASEY KHAAN KA JEE KARAE TO BATAA DIYAE PUONCHAA DOONGAA,EK BHAI TERA EEB INDIA MEIN SAEH.
ACHHAA JI JI TAME HO TAE DO LINE LIKH DEYAE BHAI KHATAER .

shokeen123
July 15th, 2002, 12:01 AM
Bhai Vikram:

Patasey ke ib te Saaman aawan aala sai, mere khayl mai tunne kauthali bhejani padegi. Meri ghaghri ki teel, gulaabi rupatta, kaley sandal, balkaan ke kurta topi, er bateu ki chadder ka intzaam karna padega. Ib dekhle bhai, jo tu shipping karana chahve to teri marji, baki december mai aa e jaungi.

Thanks a lot Vikram, your words touched my heart! I am sure this is what Jatland is all about! It conncets people to complete strangers because we are all Jats.

cheers!

Sujata

drvikramdalal
July 15th, 2002, 05:25 PM
Sujata (Jul 14, 2002 02:31 p.m.):
Bhai Vikram:

Patasey ke ib te Saaman aawan aala sai, mere khayl mai tunne kauthali bhejani padegi. Meri ghaghri ki teel, gulaabi rupatta, kaley sandal, balkaan ke kurta topi, er bateu ki chadder ka intzaam karna padega. Ib dekhle bhai, jo tu shipping karana chahve to teri marji, baki december mai aa e jaungi.

Thanks a lot Vikram, your words touched my heart! I am sure this is what Jatland is all about! It conncets people to complete strangers because we are all Jats.

cheers!

Sujata
SUJATA JIJI RAM -RAM,
TERA JAWAB PUDHKAE MANN GHANNA RAAJJI HO GAYA ,AAEY JAB JIJI KAHEE SAE TO KOTHALEE BHI PAUCHHAONGA TU AAPNA PATAA DAEDEY ,SUNN JIJI GHAGHRI PHAER PAHERNEE BHI PUDAE GI ER SANDAL NAHI ULTAY CHAAM KI JUTTI JO JAB PHAER KE CHALEGI TO CHER-CHERR BOLANGEE,BAAKI BAALKAN ER BATEU TO TERE TAH PHELYAN SAE.BALKAN KI KE UMMAR SAE YA BHI BATAA DIYAE.
ER APNAA PATAA JAROOR LIKH DEYAE JIJI.
ACHAA JIJI BATEU NE RAM-RAM DIYAE MAERI ER BALKAAN NE PUCHKAR DIYAE.
ER DEKHAE CHITHEE - PATREE LIKHTEE RAHIYAE.
I'M PROUD OF HAVING A SISTER LIKE YOU.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT OF THE JATS N JATLAND IS FOR THIS ONLY

rathee
July 16th, 2002, 02:52 PM
chalo dr. saab yo badhiya hoya kemeri aapki iss chhoti si kheecha-taani te kyame suthra sa kam-eh ho gya...meri bhua ne ek bhai paa gya !!

drvikramdalal
July 23rd, 2002, 01:07 PM
drvikramdalal (Jul 23, 2002 03:32 a.m.):
EK BAAR EK AADAMI BAZAR MEIN DIMAAG LENN GAYA,
EK BRAHMAN SE POOCHHA DIMAAG DEGA WOH BOLEYA MILJAYGA LEKIN 10000/- RUPAEY KA DOONGA,
WOH AADMI USKO CHHOD AAGAY CHALA
EK PUNJABI MILA AUR USNAY PHIR POOCHA DIMAAG MILLAYGA ,PUNJABI BOLA 20000/- LAGEYGA
WOH AADMI AAGAY GAYA TO EK BAANIYA MILA USNAY PHIR WAHI SAWAAL POOCHHA,BAANIYA BOLA40000/- LAGEYGA
AAKHREE MEIN USKO EK JAT MILA , USNEY PHIR WOHI SAWAAL KIYA,JAT BOLAYA MILJAYGA PER EK LAKH[1,00,000] LAGEYGA WOH AADMI JHATKA KHAA KE BOLA YAAR KOI TO 10000/-KA,KOI 20000 KAAUR KOI 40000 KA
PER TERA TO SABSE MAHANGA SE AISA ISMAY KE HAI.....
JAT BOLYA YAAR SABNAY TO APNA DIMAAG BARRAT RAKHAYA SE AR MERA KATTI BINA BARRATYA HODD SE[SEALED N COMPLETLY UNUSED]

mein DR.VIKRAM DALAL aap sabhee [chutkaley ko padhney wallon ka] ka bahut-bahut DHANEYVADD KARTA HOON

mansi
July 23rd, 2002, 08:23 PM
Pradeep ji
agar aap ki bhua nai eek bhai paa gaya hai to ees ka matlab,(logicaly) aap nai bhi eek chacha(uncle)pa gaya hai!

Pradeep Singh Rathee (Jul 16, 2002 05:22 a.m.):
chalo dr. saab yo badhiya hoya kemeri aapki iss chhoti si kheecha-taani te kyame suthra sa kam-eh ho gya...meri bhua ne ek bhai paa gya !!

rathee
July 24th, 2002, 06:39 PM
mansi ji isa se ak main apni kam er doosran ki ghani fikar karya karun...ke karun mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai !!

drvikramdalal
July 24th, 2002, 11:03 PM
Mansi (Jul 23, 2002 10:53 a.m.):
Pradeep ji
agar aap ki bhua nai eek bhai paa gaya hai to ees ka matlab,(logicaly) aap nai bhi eek chacha(uncle)pa gaya hai!

Pradeep Singh Rathee (Jul 16, 2002 05:22 a.m.):
chalo dr. saab yo badhiya hoya kemeri aapki iss chhoti si kheecha-taani te kyame suthra sa kam-eh ho gya...meri bhua ne ek bhai paa gya !!

MANSI JI RAM-RAM ,
AAP KI ISH BAAT KA LOGIC MERI SAMAJH MEIN TO YEAH HAAI KI AAP TO BHAI PARDEEP NE KUCH SAAMAJH NAHI RAHEE HO , ITNAA TO JAAT KE BALAK NEY BAAERA HO SAE KE USKEE BHUA KA BHAI KE LAGYAA USKA, ER AAP KO LAGTAA HAI KE THODA KAM BAERA YA GYAAN HAIN RISHTEY-NAATAYA KA KYONKI BHUA KAA BHAI CHACHA HOTA HAI YEH JAROORI NAAHIN WOH TAAU BHI HO SAKTA HAI.THODDI SEE IMPROVEMENT KARO MANSI JI ER INSAAN TO GALTION KA PUTLA HAIN.
PLEASE DON'T MIND IT.

mansi
July 25th, 2002, 12:40 AM
VIKRAM JI
SURE, I DIDN'T MIND IT AT ALL !

mansi
July 25th, 2002, 01:02 AM
Vikram ji
sure i didn't mind it. aur app ka bahut bahut dhanyawad es jat kai balak ka gayan badhana kai liya ,nahin to mana kai bera tha rishtay natyan ka main to uper(asman) tain gar di thi ram nai.Vikram ji app chinta ai na karo mana pura joor la rakhya hai improvement karan pai,baki app bargai bhaiyan ka saath rahwaga to aur ho ja ga!aur ya bat appnai galat kahi kai main bhai pradeep nain kuch samajh nahin rahi,pradeep bhai ti kuch na samjhan ki gustakhi main kdai nahin kar sakdi, marai kai ultai lag rahai hain!
Vikram ji es jat kai balak ka thoda sa gayan aur badha dao kuch improvement ho ja gi.......kai "tau" ko angraji main kaya kahtai hain!app ki badi kirpa ho gi.:)

AND I AM SORRY IF ANYONE HAD MIND THIS AS I HAD NO WRONG OR BAD INTENTIONS AND FEELINGS FOR ANYBODY PERSONALY OR PUBLICALY BEHIND MY WRITINGS.IT IS PURELY A JOKE AND SHOULD BE TAKEN IN THE SAME SENSE. THANKYOU!:)
drvikramdalal (Jul 24, 2002 01:33 p.m.):

Mansi (Jul 23, 2002 10:53 a.m.):
Pradeep ji
agar aap ki bhua nai eek bhai paa gaya hai to ees ka matlab,(logicaly) aap nai bhi eek chacha(uncle)pa gaya hai!

Pradeep Singh Rathee (Jul 16, 2002 05:22 a.m.):
chalo dr. saab yo badhiya hoya kemeri aapki iss chhoti si kheecha-taani te kyame suthra sa kam-eh ho gya...meri bhua ne ek bhai paa gya !!

MANSI JI RAM-RAM ,
AAP KI ISH BAAT KA LOGIC MERI SAMAJH MEIN TO YEAH HAAI KI AAP TO BHAI PARDEEP NE KUCH SAAMAJH NAHI RAHEE HO , ITNAA TO JAAT KE BALAK NEY BAAERA HO SAE KE USKEE BHUA KA BHAI KE LAGYAA USKA, ER AAP KO LAGTAA HAI KE THODA KAM BAERA YA GYAAN HAIN RISHTEY-NAATAYA KA KYONKI BHUA KAA BHAI CHACHA HOTA HAI YEH JAROORI NAAHIN WOH TAAU BHI HO SAKTA HAI.THODDI SEE IMPROVEMENT KARO MANSI JI ER INSAAN TO GALTION KA PUTLA HAIN.
PLEASE DON'T MIND IT.[quote]drvikramdalal (Jul 24, 2002 01:33 p.m.):
[quote]Mansi (Jul 23, 2002 10:53 a.m.):

drvikramdalal
July 25th, 2002, 04:03 PM
Mansi (Jul 24, 2002 03:57 p.m.):
Vikram ji
sure i didn't mind it. aur app ka bahut bahut dhanyawad es jat kai balak ka gayan badhana kai liya ,nahin to mana kai bera tha rishtay natyan ka main to uper(asman) tain gar di thi ram nai.Vikram ji app chinta ai na karo mana pura joor la rakhya hai improvement karan pai,baki app bargai bhaiyan ka saath rahwaga to aur ho ja ga!aur ya bat appnai galat kahi kai main bhai pradeep nain kuch samajh nahin rahi,pradeep bhai ti kuch na samjhan ki gustakhi main kdai nahin kar sakdi, marai kai ultai lag rahai hain!
Vikram ji es jat kai balak ka thoda sa gayan aur badha dao kuch improvement ho ja gi.......kai "tau" ko angraji main kaya kahtai hain!app ki badi kirpa ho gi.:)

AND I AM SORRY IF ANYONE HAD MIND THIS AS I HAD NO WRONG OR BAD INTENTIONS AND FEELINGS FOR ANYBODY PERSONALY OR PUBLICALY BEHIND MY WRITINGS.IT IS PURELY A JOKE AND SHOULD BE TAKEN IN THE SAME SENSE. THANKYOU!:)
drvikramdalal (Jul 24, 2002 01:33 p.m.):

Mansi (Jul 23, 2002 10:53 a.m.):
Pradeep ji
agar aap ki bhua nai eek bhai paa gaya hai to ees ka matlab,(logicaly) aap nai bhi eek chacha(uncle)pa gaya hai!
[quote]Pradeep Singh Rathee (Jul 16, 2002 05:22 a.m.):
chalo dr. saab yo badhiya hoya kemeri aapki iss chhoti si kheecha-taani te kyame suthra sa kam-eh ho gya...meri bhua ne ek bhai paa gya !!

MANSI JI RAM-RAM ,
AAP KI ISH BAAT KA LOGIC MERI SAMAJH MEIN TO YEAH HAAI KI AAP TO BHAI PARDEEP NE KUCH SAAMAJH NAHI RAHEE HO , ITNAA TO JAAT KE BALAK NEY BAAERA HO SAE KE USKEE BHUA KA BHAI KE LAGYAA USKA, ER AAP KO LAGTAA HAI KE THODA KAM BAERA YA GYAAN HAIN RISHTEY-NAATAYA KA KYONKI BHUA KAA BHAI CHACHA HOTA HAI YEH JAROORI NAAHIN WOH TAAU BHI HO SAKTA HAI.THODDI SEE IMPROVEMENT KARO MANSI JI ER INSAAN TO GALTION KA PUTLA HAIN.
PLEASE DON'T MIND IT.
drvikramdalal (Jul 24, 2002 01:33 p.m.):
[quote]Mansi (Jul 23, 2002 10:53 a.m.):

MANSI JI RAM-RAM ,
AAP TO LAGTA HAIN KAALEE MAANGI,CHALO PER MERE KHYAAL TE GALTEE KO MAAN LAENA SE KOI CHOTTA NAHIN HO JATA [LEKIN SAB KI APNI - APNI SOCHH HOTI HAIN ]
ER RAHA AAPKE SAWAAL KA JAAWAB TO APNEY YAHAAN TO CHACHA ER TAAU MEIN BAHUT ANTAR HO SAE BAAKI ANGREYJI KA TO MAATLAB NAAHIN HONA CHAHIYAE JAB AAP ER HUM AAPNI BHASHA ER BOLI MEIN BAAT KAR RAHEY HAIN.
ER AAPNEY BHI CHACHA LIKH KEBAAD MEIN UNCLE BRACKET MEIN LIKH RAKHA HAIN.ISKA MATLAB TO MAIN SABAD CHACHA ISTAEMAAL KAR RAKHA SAE.
BAAKI CHACHA ER TAAU KE ANTAR KA TO AAPNEY BAERA HOAEGA.
AAYA BAAT KA LOGIC SAMAJH MEIN.

mansi
July 25th, 2002, 07:17 PM
Vikram tau ji
Ram Ram
app to laga hai mind kar ga, koi bat nahin yo to chalda rahwa hai!
ar han app ki baat ka logic kayma hajam nahi hoya meri demag main mana to char panch hajmola ki goli bhi kha li.

shokeen123
July 25th, 2002, 07:22 PM
Bhai Vikram Ram Ram:,

Bhai chacha tau ka kissa bhot ho liya, mere khyal mai kauthali ki tunne ghani baat dikhadi. Bhai mai rhoj apney dakiye te boojh luin suin meri kauthali aaye ke nahi? Wo rhoj nu keh de sai, "No, may be tomorrow!"

Aur bhai laamni wamni te holi hongi? Eib te boongyaan ki tyari hoti hongi?

Just wanted to thank you again for your kind words, sincere blessings, and the laughters!

:-)

Sujata

anurana
July 25th, 2002, 07:32 PM
Ye to bahut achhi baat hai ki kissi ko Bhai aur kisi ko Tau mil raha hai. Good to see people connecting at this forum. Keep up the JAT spirit to laugh the differences off....

drvikramdalal
July 25th, 2002, 10:48 PM
Mansi (Jul 25, 2002 09:47 a.m.):
Vikram tau ji
Ram Ram
app to laga hai mind kar ga, koi bat nahin yo to chalda rahwa hai!
ar han app ki baat ka logic kayma hajam nahi hoya meri demag main mana to char panch hajmola ki goli bhi kha li.

mansi ji ram-ram,
aapney to aaj yo sidhh [prove] kar diya ke lugaian kae koi baat hajam nahi ho sakti er aapney to hajmola ki goli bhi kha ke dekh lee per phir bhi baat hajam nahi hoi.
er hajam karnee ho to uska tarika mere sae pooch lena.
er bura nahin manya karte bawalii !

mansi
July 26th, 2002, 07:31 PM
Vikram Tau ji
namaste
aap theek thaak ho? eeb Tau ji main aap gail jid nahin pad sakdi ,kauon kai apnai tan badayan ka hum adar karya kara.baki app kuch bhi kaha sako ho apnai balkan nain!
par Tau ji u to bata do app kayanh kai dactor ho?

drvikramdalal
July 28th, 2002, 03:09 PM
Mansi (Jul 26, 2002 10:01 a.m.):
Vikram Tau ji
namaste
aap theek thaak ho? eeb Tau ji main aap gail jid nahin pad sakdi ,kauon kai apnai tan badayan ka hum adar karya kara.baki app kuch bhi kaha sako ho apnai balkan nain!
par Tau ji u to bata do app kayanh kai dactor ho?

mansi LOGICAL JI,
RAM-RAM,
MEIN TO JAMAA THEEK HOON,AAP KAISEE HO.EK BAAT TO THEEK HOGI KE EEB BHI CHOTAE BADAYAN KA ADAR KARTEY HAIN, PER EK AUR GAJAB HOGAYA KE MAHAREE SITE KO EK LOGICAL [MANSI] JATANI MILGAYEE. EEB AGAR KISIKO KISSI BAAT KA LOGIC NA BAERA LAGAY TO LOGIC SPECIALIST MANSI JI SAE LOGIC JAANNAY YA POOCHNEY KE LIYAE SAMPERAK [CONTACT] KARAEY.
YEH SUVIDHA BILKOOL MUFFAT[FREE] MILANIE CHAHIYAE ,KAYON LOGICAL MANSI JI.
AAPNEY LOGIC KI DEGREE KAHAN SAE LEE YEH BATANEY KI KRIPA KAREIN.
KOI BHOOL HOI HO TO JAROOR BATANAA AAGEY SAE SUDHAAR KARNEY KI KOSIS HOGI.
BAAKI AAP KE REPLY KA LOGIC MERI SAMAJH NAHIN AAYA.
DHANAYWAD JI,

shokeen123
July 28th, 2002, 08:29 PM
Vikram and Mansi:

For those of us who log on to Jatland humor section for simple fun, your somewhat sarcastic exchange marathon is getting a little out of hands. Pardon my expression, but I have once before tried to change the tone of this thread in vain. Did both of you pay attantion to Anu's plea in the same regard?

Jatland has a feature called, "send private message to this member" why don't you both settle your differences through that machanism? Lot of us have used that feature, it wouldn't be the first time someone is using it?

No, I personally will not respond to any sarcasm directed to me (by either one of you) but it will sure create lot more misunderstandings, unlike the spirit of Jatland.

Thanks for your cooperation!

Cheers,

Sujata

anurana
July 29th, 2002, 12:44 AM
Sujata ji,
Thanks for making the message clear.
Ya ceasefire manne bhi declare kari thi par implement to Vikaram Ji aur Mansi ne hi karni ss.
Lets us maintain the flavour of this section. And lets have a joke from Mansi and Vikram !
Cheers!

rathee
July 29th, 2002, 04:13 PM
bhai yo te theek nahin chaal rhya....yo kaam pehlyan bhi ho chuka se is site pe, par uska result bada dukhad raha hai...

i still remember 2 old members of this site who stopped mailing to this site for some ridiculous exchanges o replies...so i wud really request you guys to stop replying in such a manner...!!!

mansi
July 29th, 2002, 06:59 PM
dear Vikaram tau ji
Ram Ram
thanks for your very kind words!
i am sure you are a very nice person and a very good human being in real unlike what you sound from your writings.sad enough and as cleared it before, may be a simple funful statement of mine has been twisted and draged into totaly opposite direction and had been brought to the abusive and humiliating level by merely misunderstandings, my postings were out of respect for you and had no such intention of abusing you or making them sound abusive or picking up a kind of verbal war with you .and like before i still respect you as one of my elders and as one of the member of jatland, no matter what have written for me in your replys.
Sujata ji and Anu ji i am sorry for bothering you with this and my apologies once again to everyone for this mess of misunderstanding and i appriciate your patience of bearing it, thank you.
and surely we all come on Jatland to have some more good times with our own community and people!
SO LET THE FUN GO ON!
CHEERS AND BIG SMILES:)

shokeen123
July 29th, 2002, 07:18 PM
Good Job Mansi! Forgive and forget!

Now we need one joke from you and one from Vikram, under separate headings!

cheers!

drvikramdalal
July 29th, 2002, 09:22 PM
Sujata (Jul 29, 2002 09:48 a.m.):
Good Job Mansi! Forgive and forget!

Now we need one joke from you and one from Vikram, under separate headings!

cheers!
sujata jiji ram-ram,

hope u be hale n hearty ,respected sister i had written some reply quotes in humor just for the sake of fun n not to target or pinpoint anyone personally.though there was nothing absurd or abusive to anyone but even then if somebody is hurt i 'm exteremly pained n in future i will be exteremly vigilant .
so dear sister let us have fun n get the great spirit of jatlandin the future.

anurana
July 29th, 2002, 09:33 PM
Thanks everyone! So let the humour roll !
I had a busy day today came to my terminal just for lunch but its great to see that all the misunderstandings cleared up.
Thanks everyone. Catch you guys later.
-Anu

shokeen123
July 29th, 2002, 10:00 PM
Bhai Vikram and Jiji Mansi:


Thanks a lot for your very kind responses.
This thread has outlived it's life, so we need to start a new one, from each of you - under separate titles. Think of some jokes and let's roll as Anu said!

Cheers!

drvikramdalal
July 30th, 2002, 01:34 PM
Sujata (Jul 29, 2002 12:30 p.m.):
Bhai Vikram and Jiji Mansi:


Thanks a lot for your very kind responses.
This thread has outlived it's life, so we need to start a new one, from each of you - under separate titles. Think of some jokes and let's roll as Anu said!

Cheers!

sujata jiji ram-ram,
so everthing is settled due to your hard efforts n also anu ji's hard efforts,it is exteremly painful to me that your precious time was wasted due to certain misunderstanding. so let us start again the fun n preserve the spirit of jatland.
thanks to you n anu ji ,

shokeen123
July 31st, 2002, 05:50 AM
Bhai Vikram meri kauthali?

Sujata

drvikramdalal
July 31st, 2002, 05:05 PM
Sujata (Jul 30, 2002 08:20 p.m.):
Bhai Vikram meri kauthali?

Sujata

sujata jiji jaroor puchaoonga teri kauthli. aur subney meri ram-ram dena jiji.

drvikramdalal
August 3rd, 2002, 04:51 PM
THANKS DIRECT FROM THE HEART TO ALL OF THOSE WHO HAD READ N ALSO TO THOSE WHO GAVE THERE REPLY QUOTES REGARDING THE JOKE.
THANKS ONCE AGAIN .