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akdabas
July 13th, 2002, 12:27 AM
Ak baar santa ki jhotti bimaar hogi..te santa

banta ke paas salaah len pahunchga...

Banta bolya:Maatti ka tel pyaade..tel pyaate hi

jhotti maragi...aagale din Santa rota huaa

poncha Banta ke paas..

Yaar Banta: Jhotti te maragi....

Banta bolya:mar te meri bhi gai thi..........

ha...ha...ha...ha.....

anurana
July 13th, 2002, 12:47 AM
ha ha ha yaa hui na baat....
Ek mere bhi yaad aa gaya jhotti ka kissa..

Ek be Fattu ki jhotti beemar ho gayi..., beemar ke pet kharab ho gaya.....(jadyaan mein barseem mein gahi saati aa ja to nu ho e jaya kare).... Wo daangraan ke dacter dohre gaya. Dacter ne do bade bade capsule deye aur bola dono ek saath hi khwa deeo.... Fattu boyla ya to na le kukarr khawon.... Dacter ne vichaar kiya pher ek tarkeeb batai. Bolya nu kario ek pookani mein dono capsule dhar ke , jhoti ke muh mein de ke aur phoonkni mein jor ke phook mar diyo, we bithar chale jaange....
Aagle din fattu pher jhoti ne laya , fattu ka rang uda hua tha aur jhoti ki haalat bhi kaamal na thi. Dacter bolya ' Re ke baat... tere ke hua , er dawai nahi di jothi thain...' Fattu bolya konya khai is ne te . dacter bolya , tanne jor te phook nahi mari ke... Fattu bolya mein kukar marta phaleya is e ne maar di'

shokeen123
July 13th, 2002, 12:57 AM
Ashok er Anu:

Ya thaari jhoti ya te khoo ja sai. Er khoowan ke bad pa bi jya te santa banta er fattu jise oosne chaynhiyaan mai bhej dein sai. Bhai tum donu koye surefire ilaaj dhoondo. Agar ilaaj nah paave tu hanumaan ke dhore jaana e padega....

good ones!

Sujata

akdabas
July 13th, 2002, 05:41 AM
Anu,

Ha... Ha.. Ha........................................ hansi thamti ae kona.

Tane te kati larh garh diya. Hans Hans ke bura haal go gaya hamara to. Bhot mushklan te hansi rukhi se.

dpdagar
July 13th, 2002, 07:08 AM
Ha.....ha ha .. , bot badiya , lath sa gad diya bhai.

shwetashokeen
July 16th, 2002, 04:24 AM
bhot badiya!!!!