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atuldahiya
July 16th, 2002, 06:13 PM
Ek bar ek jat naukri tahi interveiw daen gaya, par udae jakae uhnae bera patya ak kisae nae phela shifarish tae naukr mil gi. Par jo committe member jo thae formality poori karan thai interveiw lane lag rahe thae. Jab jat ka number aya tae wo bhai bheetar gaya ar ja kae kursi pae baith gaya, par usnae ghana bhunda chho aa raha tha ak public ka pagal banan lag rahe hai. Par chalo jat nae sochi eeb aya hua inki shakal dekh jao. Ek commitie meber nae poocha.." Accha ap yae batayiae Taj Mahal kaha Par hai " Jat jo tha chho mae tha...chootae bolya " Taj Mahal Rohatak mae hai " Comiitte wale bolae" Jab aapko yae nahi malloom ki Taj Mahal kaha hai aap ko naukri kaisae dae dae. Jat bolya " agar Agra batoo ga tae naukri dae do gae kae.

anurana
July 16th, 2002, 06:21 PM
Bhot badhiya ! kati sahi jawab diya bhai ne..

rsdalal
July 16th, 2002, 07:20 PM
Sare interviewer's Agra Bhijwa hon se...

akdabas
July 16th, 2002, 10:05 PM
Kati thik kahi bhai ne. Ve interviewers bhee bas uska munh ae dekhte reh gaye honge. Unke liye te chullu bhur pani mein doob marne wali baat ho gai

rohan
July 16th, 2002, 10:48 PM
bhai atul

eek bai phair kat diya roog sa marai yaar,lagaya rahiya,maja sa aa gaya jama.

itsnavin
July 17th, 2002, 02:16 PM
Bhai Atul
Katti rog saa kaat diya tanne to! katti andy thaa...

Navin

shokeen123
July 17th, 2002, 06:40 PM
[quote]Ranvir Singh Dalal (Jul 16, 2002 09:50 a.m.):

"Sare interviewer's Agra Bhijwa hon se..."

Bhai Ranvir, oosme te bhot bada jokhim lena padega...
why? read below...just kidding...


Ek baar (in olden days) the Prime Minisiter went for a formal visit to Agra Mental Hospital. He was speaking with some of the residents. He introduced himself to one of them by saying, "Hello, I am Prime Minister of India, how are you today?" The resident, engrossed in his own world, chirped, "Yeah, that's a good one, heard it before, I used to say that before they brought me here!"

Bhai ib tu andaaza lagele saare Jat Agra chaey gaye tu ke hoga?

shwetashokeen
July 17th, 2002, 10:43 PM
sujata ji , mere kyaal me aapne india chodde kai saal ho liye.....agra ka mental hospital kade ka shift ho liya shahadra....

shokeen123
July 17th, 2002, 11:00 PM
Shweta,

You are right! I did leave India about a century ago :D par bhabiji (Shokeen was my maiden name, you are married to a shokeen), that's why I wrote in olden days!....although the hospital has moved to Shahdra, the siad incident has stayed with Agra's reputation... just kidding!

And one more thing, Jitender has not sent my $1 yet, I wonder if he has forgotten?

Cheers!

Sujata

rsdalal
July 18th, 2002, 12:45 AM
Sujata ji,
Me to Interviewers ko Agra Bhijwane kee kaha raha tha, Jat Bhai ne to bas Achee see job dundhwa ho se.
Par apka Agra wala joke bhot badhiya tha. Keep sending more like this...


Sujata (Jul 17, 2002 09:10 a.m.):
[quote]Ranvir Singh Dalal (Jul 16, 2002 09:50 a.m.):

"Sare interviewer's Agra Bhijwa hon se..."

Bhai Ranvir, oosme te bhot bada jokhim lena padega...
why? read below...just kidding...


Ek baar (in olden days) the Prime Minisiter went for a formal visit to Agra Mental Hospital. He was speaking with some of the residents. He introduced himself to one of them by saying, "Hello, I am Prime Minister of India, how are you today?" The resident, engrossed in his own world, chirped, "Yeah, that's a good one, heard it before, I used to say that before they brought me here!"

Bhai ib tu andaaza lagele saare Jat Agra chaey gaye tu ke hoga?

shokeen123
July 18th, 2002, 01:23 AM
Bhai Ranvir:

Chhotey mottey jokes te mai post e nah karti! Jib koye hasaana ho te jabardast dhoond ke laya karoon.

I especially thought the subject of Agra was highly applicable and relevant in this circumstance :-D

Cheers!

shwetashokeen
July 18th, 2002, 01:03 PM
And one more thing, Jitender has not sent my $1 yet, I wonder if he has forgotten?

Cheers!

Sujata[/quote]

u need not worry sujata.....wo bhool bhi gaye honge te main yaad kara doongi....aakhir bhabhi kad kaam aawegi....


shweta

naveenadalal
July 19th, 2002, 10:48 PM
mazza aa gaya, khoob hadhiya jawab diya .

rathee
July 24th, 2002, 09:23 AM
bhaut badhiya bhai chutkala padh ke maje aaye hi par replies padh ke to kati ghee sa ghal gya...!!!