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mansi
July 18th, 2002, 06:57 PM
HELLO EVERYONE AT JATLAND!

mater ji -bachon agar main khoob daan puja karun,mandir main rooj jaon,garib ki seewa karon ,mandir main rooj jhadu poocha karoon to kaya main swarg main jaoon ga.
bachai - nahin materji
master ji nai pher pucha
master ji - bachon agar main ghaar ka sara kaam karoon ,beewi ki seewa karon bachon ko sambhalun to kaya main swarg main jaon ga.
bachai - nahin master ji.
master ji puctha raha aur bachai mana kartai rahai usai beech main aak choti se umar ka uut sa baalak phatak sai khada ho kai bola
bacha - master ji kimai kar lo ,swarg main jan khatar to pehlai app nai marna padaga.

anurana
July 18th, 2002, 07:01 PM
ha ha ha...badhiya hai.

rsdalal
July 18th, 2002, 09:20 PM
Welcome to jatland.

Batt to bache kee bilkul theek se, Mare bina te Master ji swarg ja nahin...


MANSI (Jul 18, 2002 09:27 a.m.):
HELLO EVERYONE AT JATLAND!

mater ji -bachon agar main khoob daan puja karun,mandir main rooj jaon,garib ki seewa karon ,mandir main rooj jhadu poocha karoon to kaya main swarg main jaoon ga.
bachai - nahin materji
master ji nai pher pucha
master ji - bachon agar main ghaar ka sara kaam karoon ,beewi ki seewa karon bachon ko sambhalun to kaya main swarg main jaon ga.
bachai - nahin master ji.
master ji puctha raha aur bachai mana kartai rahai usai beech main aak choti se umar ka uut sa baalak phatak sai khada ho kai bola
bacha - master ji kimai kar lo ,swarg main jan khatar to pehlai app nai marna padaga.

shwetashokeen
July 19th, 2002, 01:22 AM
welcome to jatland , mansi....
ur joke was really good

dpdagar
July 19th, 2002, 06:53 AM
Welcome to JATLAND !!
yo hua na jat -e ke balka jisa kam
really your joke was really nice one.
sola anne ka tha..

mansi
July 23rd, 2002, 04:53 AM
thank you everyone
i was surprised to see so many responses for the joke i never expected one!,
mana bhi yai joke jatland pai ai aa ka yaad awan hain.
thanks once again,it was very encouraging to hear back for the writing .kind of, making one feel even more comfortable.

shokeen123
July 23rd, 2002, 06:39 AM
Mansi:

Masterji jeeve sain ya swarg sidhar gaye? Nah sidhare hon te mhare gaam ke kuchh balkaan ke naam bata duin....saara kaam theek kar denge?

Sujata

anurana
July 23rd, 2002, 06:48 PM
Mansi , Sujata ,
Baalak to isse utt hon ss .... ek aur kissa yaad ayaa tha...

Ek be ek master ghana e kala tha, wo katti e dhola kurta pajama phar ke school mein aayaa.
Class ke bithar badan e laag raha tha ek chora bolya master ji aaj to aap isse lago so janu Jhote pe seet khinda rakha ho....

mansi
July 23rd, 2002, 07:54 PM
Sujata ji
aapnai laga hai thodi see daar kar di yo puchan main balkan nai to kada ka mater ji swarg main bhaij diya eeb tahin to wo swarg main balkan tain pucha hai eek-:
balkon main kaisa dharti pai jaun ga?
ar balak nai kahya -:
mater ji kimai kar liyo dharti pai jaan khatar to aap nai dubara paida hona padaga ar phar mahra gail class main baith kai materan ti swarg pahuchana pada ga.:)

Sujata ji , phir bhi app apnai gaam kai balkan kai naam to bata ai dayo kai bera kad kaam a jawan kisi aur master ji ti swarg phuchan khatar....na to rahwangai yai master ar na hai machawangai swarg ka confusion balkan main!

mansi
July 23rd, 2002, 07:59 PM
anu ji
the same thing in one more way-:

Ek be ek master ghana e kala tha, wo katti e dhola kurta pajama phar ke school mein aayaa.
Class ke bithar badan e laag raha tha ek chora bolya master ji aaj to aap isse lago so janu patasa main makora bad gaya ho!


Anu Rana (Jul 23, 2002 09:18 a.m.):
Mansi , Sujata ,
Baalak to isse utt hon ss .... ek aur kissa yaad ayaa tha...

Ek be ek master ghana e kala tha, wo katti e dhola kurta pajama phar ke school mein aayaa.
Class ke bithar badan e laag raha tha ek chora bolya master ji aaj to aap isse lago so janu Jhote pe seet khinda rakha ho....

anurana
July 23rd, 2002, 08:20 PM
ha ha ha...
Yo masteri ke naukri to kimme naukri na. Isse isse balak hon jamat mein tou master ka to bura e haal kar denge.

Issa e ek aur kissa ss..
Ek be ek kali behanji peela suit phar gayi. Er
baalkan te poochan lagi ' bachho mein kaisi lag rahi hu'
Ek utt sa bolya ' ji janu sarsam mein jhoti charan laag rahi ss..'

shokeen123
July 23rd, 2002, 08:21 PM
Mansi:

Balkaan ke naam te mai bata dungi, par master ke sath sath kade tu munne swarg mai bhijwavan ka jugaad nah kar dey? Bhai tu rahan de, kyun tu do baalkan neh bina ma ka banave sai...

I should've known better...before opening my mouth! Just kidding... :-D

Sujata

mansi
July 23rd, 2002, 08:31 PM
Sujata ji
eesi gustakhi main kukar kar sakun hoon,i am so much impressed by you just through your writings.i like your spontaniousness,wish could be a bit of like you! you are simply SUPERB.:)

Sujata (Jul 23, 2002 10:51 a.m.):
Mansi:

Balkaan ke naam te mai bata dungi, par master ke sath sath kade tu munne swarg mai bhijwavan ka jugaad nah kar dey? Bhai tu rahan de, kyun tu do baalkan neh bina ma ka banave sai...

I should've known better...before opening my mouth! Just kidding... :-D

Sujata

shokeen123
July 23rd, 2002, 08:33 PM
"Ek be ek kali behanji peela suit phar gayi..... "

Once our "Bedo" (Vedvati) didn't show up at school. So Bahanji asked why she wasn't at the school?"

Rachad (Phullo) from the back of the class whispered, "Ji aaj unka bitoda bimaar sai!"

:-D

mansi
July 23rd, 2002, 08:33 PM
Anu ji
this was great hansi ai hansi ann laag rahi hai paad kai.

Anu Rana (Jul 23, 2002 10:50 a.m.):
ha ha ha...
Yo masteri ke naukri to kimme naukri na. Isse isse balak hon jamat mein tou master ka to bura e haal kar denge.

Issa e ek aur kissa ss..
Ek be ek kali behanji peela suit phar gayi. Er
baalkan te poochan lagi ' bachho mein kaisi lag rahi hu'
Ek utt sa bolya ' ji janu sarsam mein jhoti charan laag rahi ss..'

mansi
July 23rd, 2002, 08:37 PM
Sujata ji
yo to app nai jama bitoda sa dha diya maja a gaya paad kai!

Sujata (Jul 23, 2002 11:03 a.m.):
"Ek be ek kali behanji peela suit phar gayi..... "

Once our "Bedo" (Vedvati) didn't show up at school. So Bahanji asked why she wasn't at the school?"

Rachad (Phullo) from the back of the class whispered, "Ji aaj unka bitoda bimaar sai!"

:-D

anurana
July 23rd, 2002, 11:32 PM
Sujata (Jul 23, 2002 11:03 a.m.):
"Rachad (Phullo) from the back of the class whispered, "Ji aaj unka bitoda bimaar sai!"

:-D

Bhaut Badhiya ji sa aa gaya ! isse isse kaam to khoob kara karen..

ek baar mhari class mein Assam ki ek chori padhan aayee. Usne hindi thodi thodi e aaya karti thi , er wa sikhan e laag rahi thi. Koi bhi naya word sikhti , then she used to use it in her conversation.
Ek din hum ne us thai sikha diya ek ' chapati' to angreji mein hoya kare er hindi mein to is ne 'gossa' kahya karen.
Bhai us din wa mess mein gayi er sab khana khan lag rahe the wa bhi baith gayi er jor the boli ' Rajan Bhaiya (mess boy) , aaj humko do gossa khana hai'
Sari choriya ka haas haas ke bura haal ho gaya, kati pet mein dard ho gaya.Jo paani peen lag raha tha uski muskil ho gayi ....

PS : Par wa chorri aachi both thi, we all were good friends and had a good time .

uday
December 21st, 2004, 01:29 PM
all r good desi jokes.