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July 23rd, 2002, 12:15 AM
ek baar do dhalee aadmi ,jinhe gap phodan ke siwa kuch kam nahin tha , highway dhabe pe 7 rupye thaali aale tikad tode the.......dhekain the aan jania ne.....itne main ek truck dusre truck ne rassi te tochan(tow) kar ke le ja tha......EK BOLYA........" Re yo do truckan ke beech me jewadaa kyukar hawa me latke se?".....DOOSRA BOLYA "re tere uparle obre me tuda bhara he ke ....yo jewada hawa me nahin latakta ...yo dono truckan ke bandh rakhya he"........PAHLA " oh oh aacha aacha.....te bhai akal aale nyu bhi bata de ...ye truck baandh kyu raakhe hain" ...DOOSRA" re tude main baraf ki silli bhi tek rahya he ke.....yo jewada truckan ke beech main uchit doori rakhan khatar baandh rakhya he".........itne main ek passenger bas aa ke rukki ur dono ka dhyan us ked hogya.........

to be continued.............

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July 23rd, 2002, 02:09 PM
Bus ma te tau ur tai utre........tau maand diya hod khandwa pahar rahaya tha ......thora akad ke chale tha......pahla dhaali jo 5-6 roti peher ke laambi hi dhakaar le chuka tha...... bolya"Tau ke baat se bara akad ke chale he ...tai ne ramlila dikha ke laya he ke".......Tau bolya" Re bhai tane aade baith baith is khaat ka nawyar dharti me laa diya .....kade hi susrad ho ke awega to bera paate ga ya akad kis baat ki se"

akdabas
July 24th, 2002, 01:44 AM
Amit ji,

Maja aa gaya padh ke.

Ha...ha...ha..ha...ha........................


Keep it up.

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July 24th, 2002, 04:30 PM
Roti rati khaa ke dono pehla ur doosra chale cinema dekhan.......tempua ki baat main khade hoge ........saath me kad rahe gande ke rus(juice) ke gilas te tikad salaa he liye.........pahle ne upnaa glass pher aage dhar diya bolya" bhai yo jo jug me buch rahaya hai iski ke khaand banawega ....aan de eenghan...." bhai jo tha usne bhunda ha muh banaa ke(reluctantly) ghall diya .....pahala pher bolya " ja bhai tere suthri hi bahu aawe"......pher pet pe haath sa pher ke tempua ki raah me khada hogya.......busy aadmi tha(cinema khatar late ho rahaya tha).......sochya *tempu te bera na kad aawe ...ya jo bus khadi he ya bhi shahar ked jaawe he .....jab chaale gi iski chaat pe tang lewange......* yo prastav usne akal aale doosre ke saamne dhara ......Doosra jo tha wo pehlya he jaad me phase gande te preshaan tha upar te pehle ne isaa sujhav de diya....DOOSRA bolya " o up pradhan mantri.......akal ke jaal ke saari peel tod ke kha gaya ke......tau ur tai bera na kad tahi jimme ge ....jab tahi aade e khada rawhega.....chal pahyan pahyan holyan han .....agle stop tahin pahuncha ge itne ya bus bi aa ja gi ........pher chaye chaat pe baidhiye chaye no 1 seet pe.......bawle samay ka uchit upyog karna seekhle mhare te....kaam awega"...........eb sehmati te dono bhaisan ke tol (herd)ko bypass karte hue agle stop ked ho liye..........

shokeen123
July 24th, 2002, 06:44 PM
Bhai Amit:

Tere joke te jyada tere likhan ke dhung pai haansi aave sai. Kati rukati e konya....

Good job!

:-D

Sujata

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July 24th, 2002, 07:23 PM
bebe Sujata thanks for the compy....anyway is kahani(joke) te padosi he nahi pette(beaten) hon to keep looking .....padosiaan ne aage aage khatra e he...........or isi shub awasar par hum log(army style) sabhi saathiyon jinhone hosla afsai ke hai abhi tak (or shayad aage bhhi karte rahenge)ka puure man tan dhan(where is it?) se shukriya ada(not the language) karte hain......jai ch devilal jai ch charan singh(i am not aspiring for a ticket ..i swear by mr. ch%$#@la....its just a case of political correctness)

rsdalal
July 24th, 2002, 10:28 PM
amit_dahiya (Jul 24, 2002 07:00 a.m.):
o up pradhan mantri.......akal ke jaal ke saari peel tod ke kha gaya ke......
Bhai Amit, bhot badhiya tha yo te...

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July 29th, 2002, 12:55 AM
Pahla ur Doosra ne apne dhaali pan ko dur karne ke liye kuch upay karne ki sochi ......sochya * eeb te vo tau bhi dialogue maran lagya jo kaal tahi saal me baithya baithya hukke ka penda nahin chodya karta *.....ghane soch vichaar ke baad jab kuch bhi esa uperli heli me phit nahin baithya jisme kaam na karna pade ....to Doosre ka lattu chasya.... bolya " Pahle ...ja tawla ha nai dhore ja ar ye latur katwa aa....mahina katan ka bandobast ho gaya he ...." bolya " yaad he satte ke bhai ne videsh aan ka nyotya diya tha " Pahla " kon satte?" Doosra " re tu te videsh khatar hawaijahaj me baitha bhi diya to khirki pe johar aala kacha sukawega...le bol kon satte.....re vohe satte jiski takhti ur multani lakho diya karte.." bolya" ja eeb tawla ha sanduk me latte laate jacha le...ur han is pajame ka naada nya ghalwa liye ...gaanth baandh baandh calcutte ka hawra pul bana rakhya he".....dukhi sukhi ho ke pahla ur doosra pahunchge satte ke bhai dhore.....sab kam nya nya laagya bhaiyan ne ...khub raaji the ......satte ka bhai ne kahya jawo yaaro sahar ked ghum aawo ..me saanjh ne aa ke kite or le chalun ga........pahla ur doosra nikal pade .........or tourista ke gel gel bus me chadhe ....pahle ke aage do jane ticket leven the ...ek tourist " one queen's hall please" dusra tourist " one king street mall please".....pahla dekh rahya tha ..... unne dekh ke doosre te bolya " re aade te bhai sab apne raje raaniyan ka naam le ke ticket leven hain ....ke karaan? hamne te kise upne raje raniyan ka naam bhi nahin bera" doosra bolya " ...le paache hat " driver ko bolya " one devilal please and one bansilal please" .....pahla bolya" re eeb te moka he satte ke bhai ki bhi le le " doosra" aacha aacha .....and one bhajanlal please"........


ps:technicality along with logic has been kept aside for this post .......kudos

rathee
July 29th, 2002, 04:27 PM
bhai mein te teri kahani ne chhika diya kati...mere nhaasan lag aa rhi se !! bahut badhiya...

akdabas
July 29th, 2002, 07:17 PM
Bhaai Amit,

Ya teri pahla ur dusara Naam ki train te rukan ka naam a na leti.haans-haans ke pet paat gya kati.

keep it up.