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shwetashokeen
July 23rd, 2002, 01:23 PM
rundha gaam ke school me angreji ka master laag gya......sab ghani - e taarif karen the rundhe ki angreji ki.....ek din inspector check karan aa gya.....inspector bolya "masreji, aap class ne kyukar padaaya karo, ek example dyo"...
rundha bolya"bolo baalko , gadha"..
baalak(sur me):"gadha"...
rundha:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha"
baalak"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha"
rundha:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main"
baalak:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main"
inspector ka dimaag chakra gya...par pher bhi chup rahya..
rundha:""gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main er mere paache saara desh"
eeb te inspector daate ne datya....headmaster dhore ja ke saans liya...saari baat poor di....headmaster bhi cho me aa gya....rundha bulaya er puchya ek ya ke baat hui....rundha bolya "theek te se,gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main er mere paache saara desh"......main te baalkan ne "ASSASSINATION" ki spelling sikhaun tha"

rsdalal
July 23rd, 2002, 06:11 PM
Ghana-e suthra tha yo te...

shokeen123
July 23rd, 2002, 07:21 PM
Shweta:

Very very funny!

Tunn ne te Mastarji kay, Inspector bi vilayat (Oxofrd) padha diya!

Er Shokeenaa ka naam humor section mai jindabad kar dya. Laagi reh!

Sujata

mansi
July 23rd, 2002, 08:14 PM
Shweta ji
this was superb i remeber one more spelling thing-:
eek bai class main balkan nain saal kai mahinayan ki spelling yaad nahin howa thi baki to saab yaad ho gi eek mehanai " SEPTEMBER" ki spelling baar baar galat kar dewan, master nai socha eek ka kara ja , to usnai kahya balkon main tumhai eek kisa sunata hun -:
eek baar main cycle pai gaam kai school main padhan ja raha tha rastai mai mana bahot ajeeb si cheej dekhi , eek admi apni lugai ko peet raha tha us admi nai wa lugai s-e-p-t kai e-m-b-e-r.
us din tain ya speeling to kadai galt nahi kari balkan nain.


shweta shokeen (Jul 23, 2002 03:53 a.m.):
rundha gaam ke school me angreji ka master laag gya......sab ghani - e taarif karen the rundhe ki angreji ki.....ek din inspector check karan aa gya.....inspector bolya "masreji, aap class ne kyukar padaaya karo, ek example dyo"...
rundha bolya"bolo baalko , gadha"..
baalak(sur me):"gadha"...
rundha:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha"
baalak"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha"
rundha:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main"
baalak:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main"
inspector ka dimaag chakra gya...par pher bhi chup rahya..
rundha:""gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main er mere paache saara desh"
eeb te inspector daate ne datya....headmaster dhore ja ke saans liya...saari baat poor di....headmaster bhi cho me aa gya....rundha bulaya er puchya ek ya ke baat hui....rundha bolya "theek te se,gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main er mere paache saara desh"......main te baalkan ne "ASSASSINATION" ki spelling sikhaun tha"

anurana
July 23rd, 2002, 10:48 PM
Good ones Shweta and Mansi !

akdabas
July 23rd, 2002, 11:32 PM
Shweta and Mansi ji,
kamaal ke jokes likhe aap ne te maja aa gaya padh ke.ha..ha...ha...........


keep it up.