saurabhsaharan
July 24th, 2002, 01:16 AM
Santa Singh was in the army and one day was taking part in a parachuting drill.
Everybody was gathered around the instructor in the aircraft, just before the jump off.
Instructor: "Jump karne ka baad, iss cable to khinchna. Agar parachute nahi khule, toh iss back up cable ko khinchna. Landing site pe aap logon ko army truck milega jiss me baith ke Base Camp me aa jaana."
Santa thinks it is too easy and jumps.
He pulls the first cable. Nothing happens.
He pulls the backup cable. Nothing happens.
Santa is free falling towards the ground and says to himself: "Saala Instructor jhooth boldaa si. Thalle truck bhi nai khalota hona!!!"
("Damn Instructor was lying. I won't even find the truck down there!!")
Everybody was gathered around the instructor in the aircraft, just before the jump off.
Instructor: "Jump karne ka baad, iss cable to khinchna. Agar parachute nahi khule, toh iss back up cable ko khinchna. Landing site pe aap logon ko army truck milega jiss me baith ke Base Camp me aa jaana."
Santa thinks it is too easy and jumps.
He pulls the first cable. Nothing happens.
He pulls the backup cable. Nothing happens.
Santa is free falling towards the ground and says to himself: "Saala Instructor jhooth boldaa si. Thalle truck bhi nai khalota hona!!!"
("Damn Instructor was lying. I won't even find the truck down there!!")