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saurabhsaharan
July 24th, 2002, 01:16 AM
Santa Singh was in the army and one day was taking part in a parachuting drill.
Everybody was gathered around the instructor in the aircraft, just before the jump off.

Instructor: "Jump karne ka baad, iss cable to khinchna. Agar parachute nahi khule, toh iss back up cable ko khinchna. Landing site pe aap logon ko army truck milega jiss me baith ke Base Camp me aa jaana."

Santa thinks it is too easy and jumps.

He pulls the first cable. Nothing happens.

He pulls the backup cable. Nothing happens.

Santa is free falling towards the ground and says to himself: "Saala Instructor jhooth boldaa si. Thalle truck bhi nai khalota hona!!!"
("Damn Instructor was lying. I won't even find the truck down there!!")

rsdalal
July 24th, 2002, 01:43 AM
Bechara Santa...

yvsgaawar
July 24th, 2002, 01:44 AM
This was good. Keep it up.

akdabas
July 24th, 2002, 02:38 AM
khub badhiya

keep it up.

scsheorayan
July 24th, 2002, 06:44 AM
Excellent - Keep up the good work.

shwetashokeen
July 25th, 2002, 05:11 AM
good one!!!!!!!!!

rathee
July 29th, 2002, 02:25 PM
ghana suthra tha bhai !!!

naveenadalal
July 29th, 2002, 06:22 PM
mazza aa gaya, lage raho .