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anurana
July 24th, 2002, 10:58 PM
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved moreservice.
So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home.
Reachinghome, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw themirror. Said his wife "What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

saurabhsaharan
July 25th, 2002, 12:07 AM
hahaha, good one anu, train se ek aur yaad aaya...

Santa Singh train me jaa rehya thaa.
Nature called arr woh bathroom gaya.
Darwaza kholya toh oose apni shakal dikhi sheeshe me, arr bolya "Arrre Arre Sorry!", arr waapas apni seat pe aake baith gaya.

Thodi derr me firr gaya arr firr "sorry" bol ke aa gaya. 4-5 baar aisa hone ke baad Santa ki buri haalat ho gayi. Saamne Banta Singh (TT) jaa rehya thaa. Santa ne oose pakad liya arr bolya "TT Saaheb, ikk sardaar ji bathroom wich ek ghante toh khade ne, saadi haalat kharaab hai, kuch karo baadshaho!!!"

Banta bathroom me gaya , darwaaza khola, arr waapis Santa Singh ke paas aake bolya, "Assi kuch nai karr sakde bhaai, aglaa staff member hai"

anurana
July 25th, 2002, 12:51 AM
Saurabh Saharan (Jul 24, 2002 02:37 p.m.):
"Assi kuch nai karr sakde bhaai, aglaa staff member hai"

bhot vadhia !


Train ka ek aur joke bhi hai...some of you might have heard it , since it is a good one i will write it for those who have not.

Ek baar ek aadmi train mein ja tha... uski gharaali ne ghanta roti baandh ke de rakhi thi ..
doophara hua er wo roti khan baith gaya....Baitha e tha ke rooka mara ' Re bacchi pad gayi ..Bachhi pad gayi'
Sare yatri ghbara gaye , ek ne jaldi se chain keechi...gadi rukh gayi err wo bhaajta bhaajta gaya... thodi e haan mein ulta aa gaya..
Sab ne poocha ke baat baachi ka kya haal hai.(fearing the worst..) Bolya theek sai , uska ke bigde tha bas madi kirkari ho gayi....

(Roti khate hue usne ghante ke mooka mara tha , usme the bachhi likad ke pad gayi thi .. uhe pe wo shor macha raha tha..)

mansi
July 25th, 2002, 01:24 AM
Anu ji
bahut badiya tha maja a gaya paad kai.

akdabas
July 25th, 2002, 01:52 AM
Anu and Saurabh ji,

Maja aa gaya padh ke or aan do ise-ise ha. ha.ha.ha..................................

dpdagar
July 25th, 2002, 02:51 AM
Anuji
ha ha ha ..bhot badia.
aise hi lage raho ache ache chutkle bejne main

shwetashokeen
July 25th, 2002, 04:53 AM
anu n saurabh ji , aap doduan ke jokes bhot -e badiya the....khoob hansi aayi.....

rathee
July 29th, 2002, 02:00 PM
bhai bhot badhiya...nyun ke kati ghee sa ghal gya thaare chutkale padh ke !!!

naveenadalal
July 29th, 2002, 06:20 PM
kati jee sa aa gaya thare jokes padh ke.
manne bhi ek sardar aur train ka kissa yaad aaya hai jo iss tarah hai..

Ek baar sardarji train mein safar kar rahe the, sardarji ke dabbe main ek netaji bhi the, t.t. aaya aur sabki ticket check karne laga
sabne ticket dikha di aur jab netaji ke paas aaya to netaji ne bola ki mein neta hun to t.t. ne ticket na mangi, ye dekh kar sardar ne sochha ye achha tarika hai free mein yatra karo.
agali baar sardarji train safar karne nikle to bina ticket ke, train mein t.t(sardar ) aaya aur laga sardarji se ticket mangne to sardarji bole mein neta hun
T.T. : apka naam kya hai

Sardarji :( sardarji ko koi naam yaad nahi aaya to) hadbdahad mein bole mein INDIRA GANDHI

T.T. : bahut khushi hui aap se milke naam to bahut suna tha per mil aaj pahali baar raha hun.

akdabas
July 29th, 2002, 07:07 PM
Maja aa gaya padh ke.


keep it up.

justadorethem
July 30th, 2002, 09:00 PM
Anu ji aur Saurabh ji,
kahani mast kar di hai apne...........
maja ..........aa gaya ji jam ke .........
staff member wala to sone pe suhaga sabit ho gaya.................

rsdalal
July 30th, 2002, 09:26 PM
Good jokes. keep it up.