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shwetashokeen
July 25th, 2002, 05:17 AM
Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money
in racing. Says Banta, "How do we identify which horse is mine and
which one is yours?" Santa Singh replies, "I will cut the tail of my horse
and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail
will be yours." So they cut the tail of the horse. But in the night their
naughty kids cut the tail of the other horse too. And the next day
Banta Singh is worried and says, "I will cut one of the ears of my
horse so the horse with one ear will be mine and the other one will be
yours." The next night the kids cut the other horses ears too. And so it
goes on until the horses lost their ears, eyes, had broken noses etc. And
in the end both horses were left only with bare legs and were just
barely living. Both Santa and Banta were frustrated.
At last Banta says, "BAHUT HO GAYA. SAFED WALA GHORA MERA, KALA WALA
TERA"

saurabhsaharan
July 25th, 2002, 06:55 AM
hahahahaha,,bechare ghodon ne pichle janam me jarur paap karr rakhe honge jo santa banta ke hathhe chadhe :)

shokeen123
July 25th, 2002, 07:18 AM
Shweta,

Good one!

Why couldn't the idiots decide on the color at the outset....

Sujata

anurana
July 25th, 2002, 06:03 PM
Shweta,
Joke kasuta se...Beechare ghodon pe taras aa raha hai

rsdalal
July 25th, 2002, 06:56 PM
Bechare ghode and Santa-Banta.
Bhot koob tha yo te.

mansi
July 25th, 2002, 07:26 PM
Shweta ji
ya santa banta ki jama rail bana rakhi hai app nai ,hansi a hansi awa hai pad kai .

rathee
July 29th, 2002, 02:44 PM
bas mein te eeb ek-eh dua karunga ki eeb ye ghode roondhe-koondhe ke haath na chhad jawen...!!!

naveenadalal
July 29th, 2002, 06:30 PM
khub suthara sai, agar ye sardar na hote to log to hasna ye bhool jate, per ghode jaise janawar sukhi rahte.

akdabas
July 29th, 2002, 08:07 PM
Maja aa gaya padh ke.


keep it up.

amitdahiya
July 30th, 2002, 11:11 PM
Very good joke but I dont know whether to laugh or cry. In our family we are all riders and we ride every morning and we really love horses i wish the joke was about some other stupid animal Horses are so very special and Jat history is very closely allied with the history of the horse but still ha ha ha. Sob!