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shokeen123
July 25th, 2002, 07:43 PM
Has anyone heard this one before?

Our Santa and his wife were traveling to Amritsar. At the ticket booth, someone just ahead of him requested for tickets, "Do Punjab mail dena."

Our Santa was baffled but he wasn't going to lose his sleep over this he dragged his wife in the line and instructed her to get the ticket. So Banto goes, "Ek Amritsar female dena....!"

Sujata

mansi
July 25th, 2002, 07:52 PM
Sujata ji
mushkil tain jakha mila sai jatland kai parking lot main khacha khach bhara pada hai ,toli toli likh dawon kadi phar page not available a ja
bhot badiya tha ,ya santa banta ki to jama mati si kut di jatland alya nai.
maja a gaya .

anurana
July 25th, 2002, 07:53 PM
Sujata ji ,
Suna hai , par is baar padh ke bhi hansi aayee hai.
bhaut achha hai.

rsdalal
July 25th, 2002, 10:18 PM
Bhadiya thaa. Sare log Santa-Banta and Banto ke pichhe lag liye.

shwetashokeen
July 26th, 2002, 07:55 AM
kade santa er banta ne apne joke pad liye te donnu koon me bad-2 rovenge......

rathee
July 29th, 2002, 03:31 PM
manne laage se santa-banta ne jo ye chutkale padh liye to we bhi mhaari dhaal haans haans ke paagal h jaange...!!!

naveenadalal
July 29th, 2002, 06:43 PM
bua,
ram-ram,

bhot badiya hai , khoob hansi aayi.

akdabas
July 29th, 2002, 07:43 PM
Sujata ji,

Maja aa gaya padh kai,hum sab bechaare Santa Banta ke pichhe pad liye haath dho kai.ha.ha.ha.ha.................

keep it up.