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sandeepbalyan
July 26th, 2002, 02:00 PM
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to
Punjab Airways. We apologize for the four day delay in taking off,
owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery.

This is flight one two six flight to New Delhi.
Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in
the East. And if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your
village!

Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety.
In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are
afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure I announce that starting
this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.
(I presume that the other 50% were the terrorists themselves!!!)
For the ones that don't quiet make it, Punjab Airways staff have all
the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our
Stewardesses Bubbly and Goldie will be happy to brief you on our
out-of-court settlement policies.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off ! To make your free fall to
earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and
biscuits !

For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who
can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight
movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the
television.

But for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India,
where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin
window.

There is no-smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you
see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines
telling us to slow down!

Life jacket are positioned under your seats and free
bathing costumes are made available to the aunties and swimming
shorts to the uncles, for emergency jumps!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little
too close do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies
right through the landmark !

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take off and fasten your belt. For those of you who
can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your
seat.

And for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
touch with a flight attendant for your suitcase.

Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend
my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself
to the cock pit.

Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. HAVE A NICE JOURNEY. ************************************************** ********************

mansi
July 26th, 2002, 07:37 PM
Sandeep ji
bahut badhiya joke tha .

shokeen123
July 27th, 2002, 02:10 AM
Kyun bhai Sandeep, Punjab Airways te kyun punga lenge jib sub kuchh Air India mai mil jyaga?

:-D

Sujata

mansi
July 27th, 2002, 02:25 AM
Sujata ji
yo air india ka naam badal kai to "bhoot bangla" dhar dena chahiya,bada darawana darawana chahrai (air hostesses) sain us main to.

shwetashokeen
July 27th, 2002, 06:23 AM
bhot maje aaye pad ke, ekli -e baithi-2 hassan laag rhi soon....

manishaahlawat
July 28th, 2002, 10:18 AM
bhai sandeep,
tane to jammae challa pad diya ,itni hassi to sardar family(am living in punjab) kay sath rahte huy bhi nahi aati.bilkul naya topic tha sardar joke series ka .mandya raha ,isse isse aur aan dey.

rathee
July 29th, 2002, 03:51 PM
sahi tha bhai chhape je isse te aur bhi...!!!

akdabas
July 29th, 2002, 07:50 PM
Bhai maja aa gaya padh kai.


keep it up.