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justadorethem
July 30th, 2002, 09:16 PM
Shahrukh khan methodology:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.

Govinda methodology:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid methodology:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka gandhi methodology:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.

George bush methodology:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.

Kamal Hasan methodology:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !

Jayalalitha methodology:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's
sleeping !

Manirathnam methodology:
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

proudjat
July 31st, 2002, 02:14 PM
how true ........
sachin, abide by ur signature n always be here at jatland. nice stff...

justadorethem
July 31st, 2002, 02:42 PM
Seema Nehra (Jul 31, 2002 04:44 a.m.):
how true ........
sachin, abide by ur signature n always be here at jatland. nice stff...

sure maam, i guess my signature is doing justice with my intentions....

rathee
August 3rd, 2002, 03:17 PM
daaki angreji kaate se...bhai sahi bataoon tere in tareekyan te to susra kyame bhi mar jaaga...!!!