justadorethem
July 30th, 2002, 09:16 PM
Shahrukh khan methodology:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.
Govinda methodology:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Rahul dravid methodology:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Menaka gandhi methodology:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.
George bush methodology:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.
Kamal Hasan methodology:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !
Jayalalitha methodology:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's
sleeping !
Manirathnam methodology:
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.
Govinda methodology:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Rahul dravid methodology:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Menaka gandhi methodology:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.
George bush methodology:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.
Kamal Hasan methodology:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !
Jayalalitha methodology:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's
sleeping !
Manirathnam methodology:
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.