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ajaynehra
August 1st, 2002, 09:43 PM
I hope you all will like it

ARZ KIYA HAI ......



Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

Woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey

Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...



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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain

Aur lonely hain...

Problem ye hai ki bus voh

READ-ONLY hain...



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Shayad mere pyar ko taste

Karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa CUT kiya

ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...



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Tumhare samne hain itney items

Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...

Hamare pyar ke ICON pe

Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...



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Roz subha hum karte hai

Itne pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain

Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...



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Ho gayi galti humse,

Click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,

ban jaao meri spouse!



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Tumse mila main kal to,

Mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili

To kehti ho: Your file not found!



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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"

Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated GIF



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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,

don't likeyour face

Par dil ke computer mein,

Nahin hai enough disk space



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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,

pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se,

Ho jaata hai server down



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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,

Create main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna,

Wait main karoonga



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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,

Main so gaya

Yeh dekho mera connection,

Time out ho gaya



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Kya chaal hai tumhaari,

Jaise chalti hai koi cat

What is your ICQ number,

Aao karein chat



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Tum jabse meri zindagi,

mein aayi ho banke female,

Yaad raha na ab kuch,

Na postman , Na e-Mail