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dpdagar
August 1st, 2002, 11:04 PM
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the
Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that
it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she
knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right
questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer
this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a
child, this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up
and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the
Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He
summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I
wonder if you'd mind answering a question for me?"

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back to you?"

Bush agrees and Helms leaves. Helms immediately calls a meeting of
other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question
for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,
in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department
and explains his problem. "Now look here, son, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims,
"I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, Senator. It's Tony Blair."

ajaynehra
August 1st, 2002, 11:05 PM
Good one .............

akdabas
August 2nd, 2002, 12:23 AM
ha.ha.ha.ha..........



keep it up.

proudjat
August 2nd, 2002, 04:41 PM
hahahahahhaha
that's a deadly one.............
can't stop laughing

naveenadalal
August 2nd, 2002, 08:41 PM
very nice !!!
keep it up.

rathee
August 6th, 2002, 07:58 PM
dagar saab bahut badhiya jame raho nyun hi...!!!

saurabhsaharan
August 6th, 2002, 11:48 PM
mazaa aa gaya dagar bhai!!!