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saurabhsaharan
August 2nd, 2002, 02:02 AM
Santa buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Santa says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks."
Santa said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.
Santa, furious with the man,screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"

akdabas
August 3rd, 2002, 03:46 AM
Saurabh ji,

Maza aa gaya padh kai or aan do isse-2 ha.ha.ha.ha...........


keep it up.

rathee
August 6th, 2002, 07:10 PM
bhai yo sardar chaala tha...!!

mansi
August 6th, 2002, 09:12 PM
Saurabh bhai
bhot majaya dar tha yo to par bera nahin mahri najran tain kit bachya betha tha yo joke!