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yvsgaawar
August 7th, 2002, 02:37 AM
APNA SPAMRT ‘CHANDU’ ROJ SCHOOL SE GOAL HOKAR GILLI-DANDA(DESI CRICKET) KHELTAA THAA. JAB TEACHER USKO POOCHTA SCHOOL KYON NAHI AAYA TOU KUCH NAA KUCH BAHAANA BANA DETA. EK DIN TEACHER NE USKO CLASS MAI KHADA KARKE POOCHAA, “PARSO(DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY) SCHOOL KYON NAHI AAYA?”. CHANDU BOLA “TEACHER, MERE PASS SCHOOL UNIFORM KI EK HI PANT HAI AUR WOH PAANI SE GEELI HO GAYEE THEE, SCHOOL KAISE AATA??”. TEACHER BOLA “CHAL PARSO TERI PANT GEELI THEE, PAR KAL KYON NAHI AAYA???”. CHANDU BOLA KAL GHAR SE TOU NIKLA THAA, PAR AAPKE GHAR KE SAAMNE ATTE HUE MAINE DEKHAA AAPKI GEELI PANT BAAHAR TANGI HAI, MAINE SOCHAA AAJ MASTER JI SCHOOL NAHI GAYE!”. TEACHER “@!#$%&@#$”

ajaynehra
August 7th, 2002, 02:51 PM
BAhut badhiya bahi sahab ...very good

akdabas
August 7th, 2002, 07:55 PM
Bhai Yagyavir,

Bahut badhiya,keep it up.

rathee
August 7th, 2002, 08:04 PM
bhai yo chandu te ghana shaana tha...!!

saurabhsaharan
August 8th, 2002, 08:47 AM
bhaai chandu theek hi toh keh rehya thaa,,

ibb ek baat bataao, jib master ki gili pant ghar ke baahar tang rhi thi, toh master ke pairr ke gayaa thaa school????

naveenadalal
August 8th, 2002, 09:55 PM
bahut badhiya, chandu tu kamal ka nikla.

mansi
August 9th, 2002, 03:08 AM
Bhai Ygyavir
bhot maja aya paad kai yo chandu to bhot shyana nikla
khar apnai yahan eek kahawat howa hai ki
POOT KAI PANH TO PALNA MAIN HAIN PECHAN LIYA JAWAN HAIN!
to gol to smart chandu nain hona aa tha us kai to lakshan a esai thai!
bhot badiya , aur likh bhai esai esai to.

anurana
August 9th, 2002, 06:10 PM
Bahut badhia bahi, chandu bhi kamaal ss..

Ek kissa mere bhi yaad aaya ss...er kati saachi baat ss ek chorre ki ...let us call him Chandu also (i am not disclosing the real name)...

es chandu ne bhi school te gol hon ki aadat thi. Wo bhi koi na koi bahana bana leta .Do char din mein bunk mar e diya karta. Bahi ek din wo school gaya er bera pata aaj to chutti ss Raksha Behanji ke chorra hua ss...Chandu gharan aa gaya er ma thani bata diya ek Raksha Bhanji ke chora hua ss isliye chutti ss...ma bhi kuch na boli er chandu khus..aagle din ma ne pher ghal diya school mein aaj chandu ne dimaag ladaya ...rah mein te e ulta ho liya ...ma boli re kukar aa gaya ...Chandu bolya aaj bhi Raksha Behanji ke chorra hua ss...Maa ne de littar liya er thaamb ke bandh diya...us din paache chandu school te nahi bhaaja.