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ajaynehra
August 7th, 2002, 03:18 PM
ek baar ki baat sah .. mah jaaon tha rohtak tah sonipat ... Haryana roadways mah ...

02 suthri si chori seat pah baithi thi ....bus jaan laag thi rah mah , kharkhoda jaa kah us chorian nah laagi tas<felt thirsty> wo chali gai neeche utar kah paani peen, paache tah ek desi Tau aaya aur unki seat pah baith gya..

wo chori <girls> wapas aayi aur boli .. uncle ji ye humaari seat hai ... tau bolya kyuon beti ke baat sah ....
girls: humne seat pah apna rumaal rakha tha , is liye ye humaari seat hai ....

Tau : achha , achha .. kaal nah tu u rumaal mere kille<acre of land> mah dhar kah aa jya gi to wo bhi tera ho jya ga ke ?

girls : faint



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ek bah ek bus khakhack bari thi bheed bahut ghani thi ... ek bolya ...chillya .. arrrah panh<foot> kaat diya ........ bheed mah tah conductor bolya ...........bhai itni bheed mah to paaen e katanage na ke plot.


n'Joy


AJAY NEHRA ...desi JAT

shokeen123
August 7th, 2002, 06:12 PM
Bhai Ajay,

Mhare tau ne te Chuckbandi si kardi..... Eib te Girdawar ke, gaam ke Pardhaan ki bi jaroorat na rahi!

Sujata

yvsgaawar
August 7th, 2002, 06:13 PM
Good one Ajay,
I remember one old joke. It was in Haryanvi. Let me try in Hindi(Pardon my little Haryanvi):
EK BAAR EK TAU HISSAR BUSS ADDE PAI AYYA, SONIPAT JAANE KE LIYE. ITNE MAI EK HARYANA ROADWAYS KI BUS AAKE KHADI HOGI, TAU NE POOCHA DRIVER SE:"RE BHAI BUS KIDHAR NU JAAGI". DRIVER BOLYA :"SONIPAT..". TAU BOLYA "PAR BHAI BOARD TOU KAITHAL KA LAGAAYA HAI". DRIVER MOOCH PE HAATH MAAR KE BOLYA "TAU TU BUS MAI BETH KE JAAGA KI BOARD PE."

akdabas
August 7th, 2002, 07:37 PM
Ajay&Yagyavir ji,

Aap ne te kamal ke jokes bheje se.Maja aa gaya padh ke kati ha.ha.ha......


keep it up.

rathee
August 7th, 2002, 08:23 PM
arre bhai tha te chokha par purana tha...koi baat nahin try maare jao kade na kade te bulls-eye hit kar-eh doge...!!!