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saurabhsaharan
August 10th, 2002, 02:01 AM
Bhai ikk baar daa kissa hai, saare sardaron ne ikk mahasabha bulaai.
Mahasabha daa mudda si ke sardaaron di haalat wich sudhaar kaise laaya jaaye.
Sabb apne apne idea de rahe thei.

Ek bolya "Assi saare mill-ke Amrikaa te hamlaa bol dende aaa. Amrika duniya daa sabton taqatwarr atte duniya daa sabton ameer desh aaa. Jung wich Amricaa saanu haraa ke, Punjab nu apni caalony (colony) banaa lugaa. Ferr ki aaa. Punjab wichh bhi Amricaa jaihi sadkaan (roads), Amricaa jaihi buildingaan atte Amricann daalar (dollar) honge. Assi saare ameer ho jaange atte saari musibtaan khatam!!!!"

Bhaai ferr ki si, ae gall poori mahasabhaa wich faill gi!!! Saare sardaar khush!!! Balle Balle ho gi!! De Patiala peg te patiala peg chaalu!!! Saare sardar khush ho ke naachan lagg ge!!!!

Ikk budhha sardar kone wich bai ke sara nazaara wekhda rehaa! Maathe te chintaa diyaa lakeeraann!!
Logon ne puchhyaa "Oye Baabe!! Tu kyon chup karr ke baitha hoya aaa. Tu kaanu nahi nachdaa?? Tainu idea changa nai lagya???"

Budhha thodi der sochh ke bolyaa "Oye khoteyon!!! Aa bhi te socho, je assi jung jitt gaye?????"
(Damn fools!!! What if we win the war????")

dpdagar
August 10th, 2002, 07:40 AM
Hi Saurabh Bhai,
this was very very good............ it should teach us (JATs) something so that we will be more positive.
cheers man... u r a real JAT

DAGAR

rathee
August 10th, 2002, 01:13 PM
bhai ghana kasoota tha yo te...baabe ne to itni ghehrai te soch ke saare record tod diye...!!!

mansi
August 10th, 2002, 11:37 PM
Pradeep bhai
phar mar gaya app to kasota sa dialouge:),bhai saurabh yo joke to maja dar tha aa par ya punjabi ustain bhi badiya thi joke main alag aa rang sa dal diya!bhai jo bhi esa esa joke likha wa sab nu aa likha kar pad kai maja sa a ja sai!:-)

cuckoogolaya
August 11th, 2002, 11:59 PM
GOOD ONE

PAR DAR NA BHAI. SARDAR JUNG NA JEET SAKEN .UNKI FAUJ MEIN JAT JO NA HAIN.PAR TUM LOG NA HAMLA BOL DENA BHAI.

akdabas
August 12th, 2002, 06:39 PM
Bhai Saharan,
bahut hi badhiya tha yo t ase hi likhte raha karo.ha.ha.ha.....!!

keep it up.

uday
February 1st, 2005, 02:19 PM
great joke..