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dpdagar
August 11th, 2002, 07:25 AM
A Sardarji was travelling in a train. The ticket checker came and asked him to show his ticket.
The Sardarji politely asked, "Which one should I show, the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket?"
The T.C. was taken aback. He then said, "Show me the ticket in your right pocket".
The Sardarji promptly showed the ticket. it was perfectly in order. The T.C. then requested the Sardarji to show the ticket in his left pocket also.That was also in order. The T.C. then asked for the reason for buying two tickets.
The sardarji explained, "If someone picks one pocket then I have the other ticket left." The T.C. asked again,"Suppose someone picks both your pockets, what happens?"
The sardarji replied with a smile,"I have third ticket inside my pugree"

akdabas
August 11th, 2002, 09:02 AM
Bhot badhiya !!

Kati teejan ke jhote (swings) se diva diye apne to dagar bhai.

Ib kene te kati lath sa gad diya. Apne sardar bhai bhee kati aendi sein. Ha... Ha.....

saurabhsaharan
August 11th, 2002, 11:02 AM
ke baat hai dagar,,samaa saa baadh diya bhai!!!!

shokeen123
August 11th, 2002, 06:03 PM
Bhai Kesu,

Pagree mai te kade aur kuchh na likad aawe...joom er dhere.....

Sujata

naveenadalal
August 11th, 2002, 08:18 PM
Wah dagar bhai kamal kar diya, Sardar ji ne t.t. ko pura hila diya aur haumko maja dila diya.

bhot badhiya.

mansi
August 11th, 2002, 11:09 PM
SUJATA DI
APP BHI MAR GAYA PRADEEP BHAI KI DHAL KASOTA SA DIALOGUE!:-)
DEVPRAKASH BHAI BHOT BADIYA HAI ,KEEP IT UP!
Sujata (Aug 11, 2002 08:33 a.m.):
Bhai Kesu,

Pagree mai te kade aur kuchh na likad aawe...joom er dhere.....

Sujata

rathee
August 12th, 2002, 10:43 AM
bhai dagar mein te yo shukar manaoon sun ke kam te kam kuchh to likda pugree mein te...kyonki dimaag likadan ki to umeed kam-eh howe se...!!!