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itsnavin
August 13th, 2002, 05:25 PM
Ek baar ek Bangali, Madrasi aur ek Sardar ji Bhartiya Rail ke office mein kaam karte they. Rojana woh lunch le kar aatey they aur canteen mein ek saath beth kar lunch karte they. Ek din khane par baat chal rahi thee, to bengali bola ki - yaar roj main to machhli(fish) khaatey khaatey pareshaan ho chuka hun. Meri wife lunch mein daily yahi deti hai. Issi baat par madrasi bhee bola ki yaar main bhee daily Dosa khaa khaa kar pareshaan ho chuka hun. Aise hee Sardar ji bhee kehte hain ki main bhee daily Paranthey khaa khaa kar tangg aa chuka hun. Who decide karte hain ki yadi kal bhee unke lunch mein yahi items aaye to who suicide kar lenge.
So, next day, who lunch table par milte hain. Pehle bengali apna lunch dekhta hai. 'Phir Machhli' chilata hua building se kudd kar suicide kar leta hai.. then Madrasi lunch box mein "Dosa" dekh kar train ke neechey aa kar marr jata hai..and lastly Sardar ji bhee lunch mein paranthey dekh kar paas hee ek river mein kudd kar suicide kar lete hain.
Next day, un sab ke funeral ka day thaa. Bengali and Madrasi ki wife jorr jorr se ro rahi thee…and kehh rahi thee ki - unke husbands ne unhe kabhi nahin bataya ki lunch mein kuch change karna hai ya nahin. Rote-rote Bengali and Madrasi ki wives ne dekha ki Sardar ji ki wife akeli khadi hai and who na to ro rahi hai lekin kuch soch-vichaar mein lag rahi thee. Who dono Sardar ji ki wife ke paas pahunchi and asked – ki Sardar ji ne suicide kar lee lekin aap na to ro rahi hain lekin kuch vichaaron mein lag rahi hai. Sardarni boli – Aapki who baat to theek hai ki Sardar ji ne suicide kar lee, lekin meri ek baat samajh mein nahin aayi, ki aap dono ke husbands ne to isliye suicide kiya , kyonki aap dono ne unke liye lunch unka man-pasand nahin banaya, lekin herani ki baat to yeh hai ki Sadar ji ne kyon suicide kiya- KYONKI WHO APNA LUNCH TO SUBAH SUBAH KHUDD HEE BANA KAR LE JAATEY THEY…

proudjat
August 14th, 2002, 10:33 AM
HA HA HA HA
Can somebody help so that I stop laughing ....

mansi
August 14th, 2002, 10:43 AM
SEEMA DI
HERE I AM WHAT SHOULD I DO TO STOP YOU LAUGHING SHOULD I ASK THE SARDAR TO COME BACK AND COOK FOR EVERYONES WIFE NOW !:-)
Seema Nehra (Aug 14, 2002 01:03 a.m.):
HA HA HA HA
Can somebody help so that I stop laughing ....

rathee
August 14th, 2002, 01:08 PM
bhai ghana suthra tha...kati ji sa aa gya...!!!

naveenadalal
August 14th, 2002, 09:31 PM
maza aa gaya, bahut badhiya.

akdabas
August 14th, 2002, 11:16 PM
Bhai maza aa gaya, bahut badhiya bas bhejje ja isse-isse.

keep it up.

saurabhsaharan
August 14th, 2002, 11:35 PM
hahahaha,,,farswal bhai nyu hi lagyaa reh :)

shokeen123
August 15th, 2002, 12:01 AM
[quote][b]Seema Nehra (Aug 14, 2002 01:03 a.m.):

"Can somebody help so that I stop laughing .."

Seema jiji tu hanuman chaalisa padh le...:-D

Sujata

dhruvdahiya
July 27th, 2005, 11:24 PM
Lovely joke by Navin uncle ji.