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bonjat
August 14th, 2002, 04:42 AM
Ek baar ek tau haryana roadways mein safar kar raha tha. Bus kati full thi. Kisi ne tau ke pah par pah dhar diya. Is pe tau ne ghani jor te kilki maari," AAAAAAAA PAH KAAT DIYA!!!"". Tau ki kilki sunke conductor bolya, "Tau , bus mein pah nahi te ke plot katenge? "

akdabas
August 14th, 2002, 05:08 AM
Bhai Shatrughan,
Bahut badhiya maza aa gaya padh kai.ha.ha.ha....!!


keep it up.

mansi
August 14th, 2002, 10:24 AM
BHAI SHATRUGHAN
YA TO JAMA KAMAL KA SAI PAR MANA AK BAT SAMAJH MAIN NAHIN AYI KA CONDUCTER NAI NUN KUN NAHIN KAHYA KAI ......TAU BAS MAIN PANH NAHIN KATA GA TO TICKET BHI NAHIN KATA GI?:-)

bharti
August 14th, 2002, 11:37 AM
bhai Shatrughan...

tau ka panh tai kat liya tha... tau nai socha ib tiket bhi kata lyon. bolya... bhai kunductor, lya do ticket de de. kunductor nai dekya tau ke saath tai koye bhi kona , bolya... tau tu tai ekla sai pher do tiket kyon?????? tau bolya... jai ek khugi tai doosri tai rahgi mere dhorai. kundutor bolya ... jai doosri bhi khoogi pher?????? tau bolya... pher main yo Pass kyan khatir le rhya soon???????

rathee
August 14th, 2002, 01:00 PM
bhai chutkala te suthra se par jatland.com pe pehlyan bhi post ho rhya se...!!! koye baat nahin laage raho...

anurana
August 14th, 2002, 06:11 PM
Bahut badhiya Shatrughan aur Bharti. Aur aan do isse isse to.
Le bhai Saurabh Bhai ne kah rakhi ss ek naye members ko encourage karo -
Bahut khoob Shatrughan aur Bharti kati lath sa gaad diya tam ne do. sama sa band diya. Majja aa gaya padh ke.
Shatrughan welcome to Jatland !

naveenadalal
August 14th, 2002, 09:46 PM
Shatrughan bhai, apka jatland per swagat hai.

apke naam ki tarah apka joke bhi damdar hai,

pahely post horakha hai per dobara padkar maja aa gaya, aur bhartiji apne to iss maje ko dugna kar diya.

shokeen123
August 14th, 2002, 10:46 PM
Bhai Sattey:

Tera photu te ghana e suthra sai! Par kaammal tera joke bi sai. Bhai nu te mhara tau kum konya, par eis bar condactor ne tau ki chuckbundhi si kardi!

Welcome to Jatland!

Sujata

saurabhsaharan
August 14th, 2002, 11:18 PM
Shatrughan Bhai arr Bharti Bhan,,,kamaal ke joke likhe se aapne,,keep it up!!!

Arr bhai shatrughan, photu toh teraa waakai suthraa se,,,apnaa bihari kaalicharan toh ibb budhiyaa liyaa, bhai tu kyukarr naa try kartaa filum line :)

smalik
August 15th, 2002, 06:26 PM
GREAT!!!!!!
Shatrughan Chaudhry (Aug 13, 2002 07:12 p.m.):
Ek baar ek tau haryana roadways mein safar kar raha tha. Bus kati full thi. Kisi ne tau ke pah par pah dhar diya. Is pe tau ne ghani jor te kilki maari," AAAAAAAA PAH KAAT DIYA!!!"". Tau ki kilki sunke conductor bolya, "Tau , bus mein pah nahi te ke plot katenge? "

bharti
August 15th, 2002, 07:27 PM
tau ka pah bhi kat gya... tau nai ticket bhi kata li !!!!!!!!!
bechare tau ka paanh dukhai tha , usnay socha ak koy seet mil jya. bus main bheed thi par ek seet khali thi... tau us pai ja baitha.
itne main ek aadmi aaya ar bolya ... tau , ya seet meri sai, tu ispay kyon baithgya ????
tau bolya bhai teri kyukar sai?????
wo aadmi bolya ... tau, tanne dekhya nahin ... mannay uspay apna rumaal ghaal rakha tha !!!!
tau bolya.... achcha bhai , jai main is poori bus pai Tirpaal ghaal dyon tai ke ya saari bus meri ho jyaagi????

mansi
August 15th, 2002, 09:08 PM
Bharati ji
bhot badiya tha yo to,maja a gya pad kai!:-)

akdabas
August 15th, 2002, 10:07 PM
Bharati ji,

bhot badiya kati,maja a gaya padh kai
bas esse hi bheje jao

bharti
August 16th, 2002, 12:15 PM
bhai Dabas....
Shatru ar Pradeep bus main baite yo sab tamasa dekhan lag re the.ib sab jano so Pradeep tai rahya nahin jaata , wo tau nai tung karan lag gya.
tau kai bhi chho uth gya, bolya... chore mannai tung mat kar nahin tai tere chattis(36) ke chattis daant tod dyon ga .
Shatru hairaan ho kai bolya... tau daant tai battis ho hain pher tu chattis kyukar tod dega???
tau bolya... beta main jaanu tha ... tu bolye bina nahin rah . battis tai iske todunga ar chyar tere!!!!!


(with due apologies to Shatru and Pradeep bhai)
bhai Pradeep cho main mat aaiye. meri Ma bhi Rathi sai , jyan tai manne ya liberty le li.
ar Shatru tai laagta nahin cho main aan jisa.

bharti.

anurana
August 16th, 2002, 06:22 PM
Wah Bharti Bhaut badhiya. Aap ne bus ke ghane e kisse awye ss...

bonjat
August 17th, 2002, 01:28 AM
Bharti Ji,
Yo te kilki paad tha..............Maja aa gaya padh ke........ LOL

bharti
August 17th, 2002, 03:45 PM
Bhai Shatru...
you have been sending very few posts. at least start some new topic and others shall continue ... like this one.

Anuji ... tau ka stand aa gaya. bus ruk gi ar tau utar gya bus tai.
mere tau ke kisse khatam. aur na aate.

regards,
bharti.

rathee
August 17th, 2002, 04:10 PM
jiji bharti tanne to kati chaala paad diya yhaade tu chho ki baat kare se meri to haansi-eh na datt rhi kise dhaal bhi...kati rog sa kaat diya...!!!

bharti
August 19th, 2002, 02:08 PM
Bhai Shatru...
i was just wondering why your face seems so familiar??? in today's newspaper got to see photo of Michael Shumi ( formula one champ), how much u resemble him ,rather how much he resembles u!!!!!!!
Bhai Pradeep... dhanyawad, gussa nahin hone ke liye.