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shokeen123
August 14th, 2002, 07:11 PM
The years of nostalgia finally caught up with our Santa, who called Miami his home. So he headed eastward to his “gaanv” in Ludhiana. Life, however, wasn’t easy! He missed the amenities of the affluent western world…. neatly manicured, green lush yard, his air-conditioned office suite, hot and cold water…yada yada yada! However, the thing he missed most was his bathtub and the readily available hot and cold water. So he hatched a plan to cure his (western) nostalgia. He consulted a local builder and asked him to construct 3 swimming pools side by side. The builder was flabbergasted…he scartched his head....and asked, “Sardarji why 3 pools?” Sharp as a knife, quipped our Santa, “one for the hot water in the winter; one for a cool dip in the hot summer….” The builder still astonished, couldn’t wait for the suspense anymore, so he said “and Sardarji the third one for? “Bhai kabhi kabhi nahaan nu mun ni karda…!” prompt came the answer!

:-D

Sujata

mansi
August 14th, 2002, 07:18 PM
Sujata di
yo to jama kamal ka joke likh diya appnai laga hai sardar tisra tub main tyar tayur hoka sut sat pahar kai bal wal condition kar kai bath jata ho ga ,jadaun kadi kadi office jan nu dil nahin karda ho ga sardar ji da!:-)

akdabas
August 14th, 2002, 07:32 PM
Sujata ji,

Ghanae suthara sai yo tai kati maza aa gaya padh kai,or aan deyo isse-isse.


keep it up.

shokeen123
August 14th, 2002, 07:41 PM
Bhai Ashok ye college ke dina ke sain, sahaj sahaj aatey rhenghey....!

ek do aur sain ibbe meri gojh mai :-D

thanks for the complements!

Sujata

shokeen123
August 14th, 2002, 07:45 PM
Jiji Mansi,

Munne yo joke te likh diya, par 3 pulaan ki baat meri apni e samajh ma nah aaye. Tunne Sardar nhate dekhey sain kadey? :-D

Sujata

naveenadalal
August 14th, 2002, 09:52 PM
bahut badhiya bua,

kamal kar diya.

rsdalal
August 15th, 2002, 12:52 AM
Ghan-e Andy tha yo te.

saurabhsaharan
August 15th, 2002, 01:56 AM
hahahahaha,,,

saada santa khaali swimming pool wich chhaall naa maar de kite :)

manishaahlawat
August 15th, 2002, 09:41 AM
hahahahahahahaha......
bahut badiya sujata ji,aapne to santa ke nahan khatir tin-tin swimming pool banvadiye.bechaara santa to nahane se dar ke maare ghar se bahar bhi na aata hoga.

rathee
August 15th, 2002, 03:34 PM
bhua kati chaale paad diye...ghee sa ghaal diya aapne to...!!!

shokeen123
August 15th, 2002, 06:53 PM
[b]Mrs.Manisha Ahlawat (Aug 15, 2002 12:11 a.m.

"bechaara santa to nahane se dar ke maare ghar se bahar bhi na aata hoga.

Manisha Jiji munne te pahlyan e kah di thi, Sardar kade nhate dekhey sain? Par yo joke munne kit e soon rakhya tha... :-D

thanks for the complements, and welcome to Jatlend. Aap bi kade kade ek adhaa likh diya karo!

Sujata