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sushilsehrawat
August 14th, 2002, 09:37 PM
Once a thief broke in to Tau's house and successfully completed his operation. In the morning when tau wake up he went to police station for lodging an FIR.
The policeman asked : "Tau ke Bkhat Tha" (Tau what was the time).
Tau :" Bhai Bkaht to mada ey tha, taien to yeh rasey ho gaye" (The time was bad, that's why this trouble happened).
The policeman :" Tau Bajya ke tha" (Tau what was the time).
Tau answered:" Key batau daroga ji, ek lath to mera sir mein bajya tha or ek teri Taei ke ser mein bajya" (What should I tell inspecter ji, one stick hit on my head and one on your Taei's(Tau's wife) head).
Policeman :" Tau ye bata Ghari pey ke bajya tha"(What was the time in the clock).
Tau :" Beta, Ghari pey to ek he tikya tha aur wa tut gayi" (On stick was hit on the clock and it broke down).

akdabas
August 14th, 2002, 11:47 PM
Sehrawat bhai,
Joke tai tera kati ghanaae killakipaad sai par bhai isame HINDI or ENGLISH ki khichadi see bangi.kisi ek bhaasa mai hota tai or ghana maza aata.

(bhai bura mat maaniye kati)

rsdalal
August 15th, 2002, 12:48 AM
Ghana-e Suthar sa tha you te.
Laga rahe bhai Sushil.

rathee
August 15th, 2002, 03:40 PM
bahut badhiya shabash laagya rhe chhore...!!