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itsnavin
August 16th, 2002, 08:39 PM
Ek baar Patiala mein ek Circus aaya hua thaa. Shaam ko circus ke shows hote the lekin kuch jyada public ko attract nahin kar paa rahi thee Circus. To manager babu bahut pareshaan se rehte the and daily bahut loss ho raha thaa maintenance ka and salaries ka. 2-4 dino ke baad kuch employee bhee chale gaye as salaries nahin mil rahi thee. Phir ek din, Ek shaam ko ek Sardar ji Circus ke manager ke paas aaye and bole ki – “Naukri chahiye”. Manager bola ki yahan to hamara gujara nahin chal raha aur tum naukri ki baat kar rahe ho. Phir bhee manager ne pucha ki tum kya kaam kar sakte ho Circus ke liye jisme Circus ka benefit ho. Sardar bola ki Sahab main aur to kuch kaam nahin jaantaa – sirf ROTI khaa sakta hun. Manager ne pucha ki kitni khaa sakte ho. Sardar bola ki ek time 70-80 to chep hee doongaa. Manager ne socha and bola ki “Bann gayi baat!”. Phir next day se Sardar ji ke Roti khane ke daily 4-5 shows announce kar diye. Next day, Sardar ji ne morning show mein 80 Roti khaayi…bahut saari public aayi thee. Saarey city mein Sardar ji ki wah-wahi ho gayi. To saari public Circus ke liye chal di. Manager bahut khush thaa ki uski Circus chal gayi. Next show mein phir Sardar ne 80-85 Rotis khaa ke dikhayi. Public khush ki saarey paise wasool ho gaye. Khoob taliyan bhee baji.
So, to din mein 4-5 show ho gaye and har show mein Sardar ne avg. 80 Rotis khaayi…Jab raat ke show ki tayairyan chal rahi thee to manager ne dekha ki Sardar apni cycle par chupp-chaap Circus se bhagney ki koshish kar rahe hain... Manager ne bhaag kar Sardar ko pakda and bola ki Sardar ji kahan jaa rahe ho hame chhod kar? Sardar ji bahut naraz ho kar bole – SAARA DIN KAAM HEE KARWATE RAHOGE YA PHIR KUCH KHANEY KO BHEE DOGE.!!
And itna kehh kar Sardar ji apni cycle par chale gaye...

mansi
August 16th, 2002, 09:04 PM
BHAI JAMA MAJADAR JOKE SAI YO TO SARDAR BHI SARDAR AA RAHWA GA ,BATA KAAM BHI JAMA NIRALA AA TOHYA ,ROTI KHAN KA, AUR KUCH KAAM AA NAHIN PAYA US TI!:-)

naveenadalal
August 16th, 2002, 09:52 PM
Bahut badhiya naveen bhai, maza aa gaya,
sardarji ki kahna bhi thik tha , 80 roti khana to circus mein kaam karna tha, pet bharne ka to use mokka hi nahi mila, kamal ka circus tha aur kamal ke sardarji.

rathee
August 17th, 2002, 04:54 PM
bhai navin tera yo kissa padh ke maane apne purane din yaad aage....pejlyan meri lhiyan bhi 12-15 roti ek time mein kha jana aam baat thi, matlab bhai rotian ki tah si laa diya karta....us time meri maa mer te roti khan ki jab boojhti na to nyun na bujha karti ke kitni roti khavega...nyun bujha karti ki teri rotian ki tah kitne inch ki bana dyun !!!

er bhai usme nyara-eh jahar (mera dada ghee ne jahar bolya karta...)

bhai wo bhi kasoote din thhe...khoob running karya karta er chhik ke khaya karta...!!!

akdabas
August 21st, 2002, 07:04 AM
Naveen bhai,
Ha.ha ha ha...........................................!!!
Bahut badhiya,bhai maza aa gaya padh kai mera tai haans- haans kai kati bura haal hogya