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itsnavin
August 21st, 2002, 05:06 PM
Ek baar Africa ke ek leader ke mann mein vichaar aataa hai ki world mein humare rang kaaley kyon hain. Who leader apne area ke logon ki ek meeting bulata hai and agenda yeh rakhta hai ki rang gora kaise kiya jaa sakta hai aur smartness kaise badhai jaa sakti hai! To uss meeting mein ek samajhdaar member kehta hai ki India etc. countries mein bhee pehle aisa hee thaa. Then Indians ne Shivji ki puja ki and shivji ne un sab ko aashirwaad de diya to who sab smart and gore ho gaye. To, finally yeh decision hota hai ki Africa ke sab log Shivji ki tapasya karenge. Phir kya thaa, pura Africa mein Shivji ke naam ka jaap shuru ho gya and everybody was praying him. Ek din Shivji prasann ho gaye aur bole: “Main bahut khush hun...Main tum sab ko vardaan doongaa…iske liye next Sunday ko city ke bahar wale ground mein queue mein khade ho jana…and I’ll take up the case one by one.”
To ji…next Sunday ka din…Ground mein many kms labmi line lagi hui thee and subah subah 6 baje Shivji maidaan mein aa gaye and line ki starting mein Chair laga kar beth gaye. And vardaan pura hone ka silsila shuru ho gaya.
Shivji : Bol Bachha…tujhe kya chahiye!
Pehla aadmi : Shivji, mujhe bahut gora bana do…
Shiv ji : Tatha astu!…
yeh kehte hee who pehla aadmi bilkul gora ho gaya…Woh aadmi bahut khush hua and chillata hua ghar chala gaya...
Yeh sab hote hee, ek DESI jo queue ke end mein khada thaa..bahut jorr se hansta hai :”HA!HA!HA!” Shivji ne uski taraf gussey mein dekha...and then next aadmi ko bulaya...
Issi tareh, next aadmi bhee bola ki Shivji, mujhe bhee bahut smart bana do DevAnand ki tareh..Shivji ne phir kaha :”Tatha Astu”…and who aadmi bhee mast Dev Anand ki tareh smart bann gaya…Aisa hote hee who DESI phir jorr jorr se hansa: “HA!HA!HA!”..Shivji ko bahut gussa aa raha thaa ki yeh aadmi aisa kyon kar raha hai…Socha ki chalo baad mein dekhoongaa isse bhee...
To ji, aise hee silsila chalta raha and shaam hone tak shivji ne Africa ki sab public ko gora and smart bana diya, Tatha Astu kehh kar…sab bahut khush they…To phir last aadmi(DESI) ka number aaya…
To Shivji ne usse kaha… “Kyon be batameej…aise baar baar jorr jorr se kyon hans raha thaa…tujhe kya dikkat hai”
DESI bola : Shivji, main dikkat..vikkat to baad mein bataoongaa, pehle mujhe mera vardaan do…
Shivji bole : Chal theek hai…maang tune kya maangnaa hai…jaldi…
DESI : Shivji, mere liye AFRICA KI PUBLIC KO PEHLE WAISA HEE BANA DO, JAISE WHO PEHLE THEY..
Shivji bole : Tatha Astu…

Aur Africa ki sab public phir pehle jaisi ho gayi...

sanjaykharb
August 21st, 2002, 06:09 PM
Bhai naveen....
is joke pey hasan key to mein peesey lunga...

yvsgaawar
August 21st, 2002, 06:11 PM
Bahut badhiya Navin Bhai. Keep it up.

itsnavin
August 21st, 2002, 06:43 PM
Bhai Sanjay
Ek baar haans ke te dikha de...peesey te main baad mein ftp kar dyongaa..
koi baat na...kaddey kaddey nyon a haans liya karen!

ranjitjat
August 21st, 2002, 10:02 PM
NAVIN BHAI-VERY NICE KEEP IT UP
TATHA ASTU ____OK

akdabas
August 21st, 2002, 10:31 PM
Bhai Naveen,

Bahut badhiya.

Keep it up.

sanjaykharb
August 23rd, 2002, 04:21 PM
Zamma ND baat kargya rey....
Jee saa aa gya....
Aaan dey ...or aan dey eeb to

rathee
August 26th, 2002, 01:31 PM
bhai haansi er peeshe to hum kite te bhi batoran ne taiyaar rahwein sein...bahut badhiya laagya rhe...!!! :-)