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sanjaykharb
August 22nd, 2002, 09:13 AM
Baat kafi purani hey ....par umeed hey aap sab ko acchi kagegi.
Kafi saal pehley hamarey gaam mein koi hindi mein baat nahi kiya karta tha (Now atleast they understand). These incidents are related to this fact only.

1.
To bhai hua yoon ....ki garmiyoon ki chuttiyoon mein gaam gaya.
Samney chachaji (uncle) khadey huey they.
Mainey kaha: chachaji namestey...aap kaisey hoo?
Chacha: Chorey ....mein to theek soon....par tu ghani angrejeee na katey....sehar mein jaa key RAM RAM ney bhi namestey bolan lag gya"

2. Ek bar mainey dadi sey poochya..
Sanju -Dadi ji samay (time) kya hua hey.....
Dadi : woo key cheez howey sey beta.....?
Sanju: Dadi ....bakhat key hoo gya......?
Dadi : To nue pooch ney tame (time) key hoo gya.....ghani angrajee naa katey....taataa palta laa dungee ...sarkari jhoota hoo jey ga"...

Send me your comments !!

rathee
August 22nd, 2002, 04:55 PM
bhai tanne to kati chaale paad diye...yo rog sa to meri gael bhi katt rhya se gaam mein...!!

anurana
August 22nd, 2002, 06:15 PM
Good Ones Sanjay !

mansi
August 22nd, 2002, 07:06 PM
bhai Sanjay
jama kasota sain ya dadi chacha gail conversation to ,hum nai to mahri dadi ,dada,nani ,nana,chacha,chachi ,tau,tai sara yaad agai paad ka.
good one:-)

akdabas
August 22nd, 2002, 08:04 PM
bahut badhiya sanjay,

ase hi lage raho ha ha ha ha ha......!!

naveenadalal
August 22nd, 2002, 09:10 PM
bhot badhiya ! dadi wala incident to jama he kasoota tha, aur yaad karke post kare jao.

satyeshwar
April 24th, 2008, 12:08 PM
hahahahaa!! Kati andy sauda!

rahultokas
April 24th, 2008, 12:20 PM
hahahahaa!! Kati andy sauda!


ittney dinaa mai samajh aayaa sai k baagh.. yo saudaaa:D

anilsangwan
April 24th, 2008, 12:29 PM
Bhai Rahul.....Bagh ne iss taagey ka "Taalla" khola sei.... Badda peettall aala jadd raakha tha.......jyan maari ND batawe sei... :D



ittney dinaa mai samajh aayaa sai k baagh.. yo saudaaa:D

rahultokas
April 24th, 2008, 12:36 PM
Bhai Rahul.....Bagh ne iss taagey ka "Taalla" khola sei.... Badda peettall aala jadd raakha tha.......jyan maari ND batawe sei... :D


baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D

satyeshwar
April 24th, 2008, 12:52 PM
baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D

Teri motor cycle ka taala nhi kholu!! Kuch din paidal chalna padega te teri tond andar ne ho jaagi!! :p :boxing

anilsangwan
April 24th, 2008, 12:54 PM
ha ha ha ha ha.... Imagine kar ke dekh bhai Rahul situation si.... mahara Bagh ek tootti si cycle pe.... aage fattey pe Keell gaad ke kayi darzan taaley er 2000 chaabi lattkayein...... rukka maarta odd.... :D ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Kilkiiiiiii !!!!


baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D

satyeshwar
April 24th, 2008, 12:58 PM
maan ja Anil, manne te bakash de!!! :D

ratheetheraist
April 24th, 2008, 01:00 PM
Teri motor cycle ka taala nhi kholu!! Kuch din paidal chalna padega te teri tond andar ne ho jaagi!! :p :boxing

sahi kahi istey sattey..yo ghanna maach ra sai tond fulllaaee haandey sai...hahahaha...khi khi@tond:p:D:D

ratheetheraist
April 24th, 2008, 01:01 PM
baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D


tokas bhaiya yeh aapkey right hand ki ungliyon k beech mey kya hai..??:p;):D

rahultokas
April 24th, 2008, 01:01 PM
ha ha ha ha ha.... Imagine kar ke dekh bhai Rahul situation si.... mahara Bagh ek tootti si cycle pe.... aage fattey pe Keell gaad ke kayi darzan taaley er 2000 chaabi lattkayein...... rukka maarta odd.... :D ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Kilkiiiiiii !!!!


bhai reh.. margyaa hanss hansss mai tai.... imagine karrr gyaaaa..... arrr dekh Rathii Istyle.... *^&()&*$)UJ hjapioudyfhpasdfj;a.... haath bhiii thissall gyaaa keyboard pai tai... killlllllllllllllllkiiiiii

rahultokas
April 24th, 2008, 01:03 PM
tokas bhaiya yeh aapkey right hand ki ungliyon k beech mey kya hai..??:p;):D



maar gyaaa dyaaakii Pointtt.. paarkhii nazarr ley rhaaa sai.. sunghtaa sunghtaaa aaa gyaaa tu bhiiii.... datttaaa reh....:D

satyeshwar
April 24th, 2008, 01:05 PM
Re tamney te kati naas peet gira is taage ka!! Point pe aao, na te chalte bano!!

rahultokas
April 24th, 2008, 01:06 PM
Teri motor cycle ka taala nhi kholu!! Kuch din paidal chalna padega te teri tond andar ne ho jaagi!! :p :boxing


yaa tondd bheetarr nai naa karniii manney.. jey karr leee tai fer chorriyaa mai fasaaaddd shuru ho jaaagaaa...;)... nu kehwengiii.. Hey Rahul.... Mujhsey Dostii karoogey... opppssss.. k keh gyaa mai:D

ratheetheraist
April 24th, 2008, 01:10 PM
yaa tondd bheetarr nai naa karniii manney.. jey karr leee tai fer chorriyaa mai fasaaaddd shuru ho jaaagaaa...;)... nu kehwengiii.. Hey Rahul.... Mujhsey Dostii karoogey... opppssss.. k keh gyaa mai:D


hohohoho...hahahaha..julm kar diye bhai...mjaa aa gyaa..!!:D:D

arr ibb k kehwen sai yeh chori tanney..xcuse mi bhaiya..:p:p

sunitahooda
April 24th, 2008, 01:11 PM
Bagh why havn't you put Thread opened as requested by Author:D akk By Super Moderator:p
hahahahaa!! Kati andy sauda!

satyeshwar
April 24th, 2008, 01:13 PM
baagh nai ibb yeh kaaam bhii shuru karr diye k??? :p

bhai baagh... meri motor cycle kaa bhi taalaa kholliye ek bai.. usskii taaaliii khuu rhii sai...:D


Bagh why havn't you put Thread opened as requested by Author:D akk By Super Moderator:p

ek aadh be main apne aap bhi khol loon soon, aise taage, jo nayi audience ne nhi dekhe ho! :)

sunitahooda
April 24th, 2008, 01:16 PM
Rathee...nyu kehngi fer....Excuse me aap pehley ye tond ghata lete to mere Bhaiya nahi kehna paddta:D
hohohoho...hahahaha..julm kar diye bhai...mjaa aa gyaa..!!:D:D

arr ibb k kehwen sai yeh chori tanney..xcuse mi bhaiya..:p:p

rahultokas
April 24th, 2008, 01:44 PM
hohohoho...hahahaha..julm kar diye bhai...mjaa aa gyaa..!!:D:D

arr ibb k kehwen sai yeh chori tanney..xcuse mi bhaiya..:p:p


Rathee...nyu kehngi fer....Excuse me aap pehley ye tond ghata lete to mere Bhaiya nahi kehna paddta:D


Theeek imagine karr gey thamm donu... hehehehe

yashbeniwal
April 24th, 2008, 02:32 PM
ittney dinaa mai samajh aayaa sai k baagh.. yo saudaaa:D



hahahahaa!! Kati andy sauda!

anilsangwan
April 24th, 2008, 02:48 PM
Rehannn dyo ebb.....As Bagh requested, ibakwaas bandh,... nahi toh Bagh ji fer tein iss taagey ke TAALLA thokk dengey....

dkumars
April 24th, 2008, 03:28 PM
hahahahaa!! Kati andy sauda!
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bhot badhiya ! dadi wala incident to jama he kasoota tha, aur yaad karke post kare jao.



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hahahahaa!! Kati andy sauda!



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Bhai saahab yo sauda samjh mein naa aaya kemme... chutkala chodya tha 2002 mein... aap haase ho 2008 mein ... issa nahi laagta jannu hasan mein madda sa tagaza kar diya ho .... haha:p:D

sunitahooda
April 24th, 2008, 04:05 PM
Devender Bagh ki HUMOR ki NUSS 2002 tai le kai 2008 mai DEVLOP hoyi sai....itni maadi-maadi baatan pai rukkey na maarya kartey:D:D:p:p
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Bhai saahab yo sauda samjh mein naa aaya kemme... chutkala chodya tha 2002 mein... aap haase ho 2008 mein ... issa nahi laagta jannu hasan mein madda sa tagaza kar diya ho .... haha:p:D

cooljat
April 24th, 2008, 04:15 PM
Bhai Satya....joke to kher ND tha hi lekin yo naya Boxin aala Smily ne to ghee saa ghaal diya jama!! ;);)

eib adde lathh na bajenge, eib to official Boxin match hu karega 12 round ka! :D

too gud staya too gud!! :)


>>>:boxing<<<



Rock on
Jit


Teri motor cycle ka taala nhi kholu!! Kuch din paidal chalna padega te teri tond andar ne ho jaagi!! :p :boxing

satyeshwar
April 24th, 2008, 04:31 PM
Bhai, there is one more smiley that you may like the most. Rock on! :rock haha!

sunitahooda
April 24th, 2008, 04:38 PM
Bagh jamma todd sa paadd diya:D...manne tai ye smiley type karney padd rey hain:(
Bhai, there is one more smiley that you may like the most. Rock on! :rock haha!

anilsangwan
April 24th, 2008, 05:37 PM
Bebbey, tere khatir woh smiley bann kar raakhey sein.... Tere haath mein laagey paachey... tu saarey din woh e use karegi... er 5-7 ka Roz Maathha LAAL kare paawegi.... ha ha ha ha kilkkki @ Laal maatha....

:boxing

Bagh jamma todd sa paadd diya:D...manne tai ye smiley type karney padd rey hain:(

sunitahooda
April 27th, 2008, 08:55 AM
Log out kar liya tha....kartey ek baat kaan mai padgi....arr dattya na gaya ....hatt kai baddna padya....

Mere saath aaley flat mai renovation chal rya sai(sardaar ka sai) woh apney thekkedar nai bollya akk ye darwaaaza jaruri hai(paint tayi)

Tai Thekkedar- Iss pe kaunsa karaogey--------- ANIMAL????? Killkiiiiiiiiiii pai killkiiiiiiiiii:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock Thekkedar is a Bihari n wanted to say-ENAMEL:D:D:D

anilsangwan
April 27th, 2008, 09:02 AM
ha ha ha ha Animal... ha haha ha bebbey sahi !!! Yeh lo... 2 naachtey baander >> :rock :rock

Log out kar liya tha....kartey ek baat kaan mai padgi....arr dattya na gaya ....hatt kai baddna padya....

Mere saath aaley flat mai renovation chal rya sai(sardaar ka sai) woh apney thekkedar nai bollya akk ye darwaaaza jaruri hai(paint tayi)

Tai Thekkedar- Iss pe kaunsa karaogey--------- ANIMAL????? Killkiiiiiiiiiii pai killkiiiiiiiiii:rock:rock:rock Thekkedar is a Bihari n wanted to say-ENAMEL:D:D:D