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yvsgaawar
August 23rd, 2002, 12:45 AM
EK GAON KA LADKA DHOOL SINGH DILLI(DELHI) SHAHAR MAI RAH KE AAYA, AUR GAON KI CHOPAL PE LAGA DILLI KI BADAI KARNE, AUR DO CHAAR ANGEREJI KE SABD(WORDS) BOLNE. LIKE "YES", "NO", "THANK YOU". SAB GAON WALE HAIRAN-PARESAAN, KI BHAI GAON KA LADKA DILLI JAA KE SAMAJHDAR GO GAYA. THODE DINO MAI EK ANGREJ ( English ) AAYA GAAM MAI, AUR GAON WALON SE ANGREJI MAI KUCH POOCHANE LAGA. GAON WALE BOLE "BHAI HAMEN TOU ANGREJI ATTI NAHIN, DHOOL SINGH KO LAO PAKAD KE WOHI BAAT KAREGA ISS ANGREJ SE". DHOOL SINGH KO PAKAD KE LAAYA GAYA, ANGREJ NE POOCHAA "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH??" DHOOL SINGH BOLA "NO", ANGREJ BOLA "THEN WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU, DO YOU THINK I AM STUPID??", DHOOL SING BOLA "YES". ANGREJ NE RAKH KE JHAPAD MAARA DHOOL SINGH KE GAAL PE. DHOOL SINGH HANS KE BOLA "THANK YOU". SAARE GAON KE LOG PARESAAN BHAI ANGREJ NE ISKO JHAPAD MAARA AUR YE USKO HANS KE KUCH BOLA. GAON WALON NE POOCHAA "BHAI DHOOL HAMARI TO YE ANGREJI KI CHTTAR-PATTAR PALLE NAHI PADI. PAR ANGREJ GUSSE MAI DIKHTA THAA, KYAA BAAT HUE TUM LOGON KI?. DHOOL SINGH BOLA "TUM GAAM KE GAVARON KO KYA PATA ANGREJI KAI, ANGREJ NE TOU GUSSE MAI ISSLIYE MARRA KI 'ITNA PADHAA LIKHAA HOKE TU GAON MAI KYAA KAR RAHA HAI'"???

mansi
August 23rd, 2002, 01:04 AM
Bhai
dhool singh to badhiya tha par ya baat nahin jami kai gawon main saab gawaar aa howan sain ar padha likha gaam main nahin rahtai.:-)

yvsgaawar
August 23rd, 2002, 01:30 AM
Good Question??

rathee
August 23rd, 2002, 01:55 PM
bhai good question se to jawaab bhi likh de...!!!

rathee
August 23rd, 2002, 01:58 PM
sorry i havent posted this joke...By mistake I replied this !!

akdabas
August 24th, 2002, 02:24 AM
Bahut badhiya,

keep it up.

yvsgaawar
August 24th, 2002, 04:03 AM
Bhai Jawab kyon nahi diya uske do kaaran thhe:

1. Ke bhai Pradeep bolega "bhai i think this is a humour section...pls keep upto it, isse sawaal jawaab section kyon bana rahya E"
2. Ki yeh sawaal jo hai Current affair section ka hai "Why all educated people move to cities??", iska humor section mai kya kaam?

Aur bhai tune pahle post kar rkhaya hai ye chutkala tou Cup(Inaam) tu le jaa bhai, mujhe inaam ki koi garaj nahi!!

rathee
August 24th, 2002, 12:17 PM
bhai tanne te meri tanak si taar li...baaki rahi baat tere jawaab ki to wo humor se bharpoor bhi ho sakta hai...mein nyun na kahun tha tu kati iske deep meaning or reason mein chalya ja...!!!

rsdalal
August 25th, 2002, 09:21 AM
Gaawar Saab, Bhot Badhiya.
Dhool Singh te Sache e me bhot samjhdar tha.
Par tha thoda Kamjor. Mare e Sale Langoor ke ulta.

uday
February 1st, 2005, 02:46 PM
Good One... :)