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virender
July 31st, 2003, 10:19 AM
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?"
> >"Sure."
> >"Give me a green one, please."
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> >Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to
Amritsar?"

> >"Just a sec," says the rep.
> >"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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> >**********************
> >Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He
promptly
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> >filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
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> >Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" :

>He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he
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> >wrote :Yes
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> >
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> >**********************
>
> > Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair
of

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> >crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a
search
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> >is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him
killing
a
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> >huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily
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> >exclaims "71st and again barefoot!"
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> >
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> >**********************
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> >A Sardar goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the
clerk,
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> >"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos
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> >flask."
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> >The Sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It
keeps
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> >hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The Sardar says,
"I'll

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> >take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His
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> >Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is
>
> >that shiny object with you?"
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> >He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it
do?"
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> >He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
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> >The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
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> >The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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> >
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> >**********************
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> >A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere
in
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> >Punjab, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting
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> >complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
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> >
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> >********************
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> >What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
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> >He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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> >
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> >*********************
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> >
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> >What will a Sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of
paper?
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> >(he already has one and he wants one more..)
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> >He takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
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> >*******************
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> >
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> >Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were
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> >planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get
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> >Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
>
> >That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied,
"No
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> >problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would
be
a
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> >state of USA and we'll automatically get developed." All the surds
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> >became happy at this very simple solution but an old surd did not
utter
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> >a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd
replied,
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> >"OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE
OVER

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> >USA ?????"
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