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rsphougat
September 14th, 2003, 08:27 AM
Ek baar ek jat ki nayi nayi shaadi hoti hai aur riti-rivaj ke anusar kuchh din baad jat ki gharwali apne maike chali jaati hai.

Jab kaafi din ho jaate hain, jat sochta hai, ab gharwali ko bulana chahiye, lekin jat office ke kaam se thora busy hota hai, isliye uska baap chhote bhai ko bhej deta hai, bhabhi ko lane ke liye.

Lekin chhota bhai demaag se thora paidal hota hai.... Woh kehta hai, mujhko achhe se bolna to aata nahin, to mein in-laws se kaise baat karunga ??

Baap samjhata hai, chinta mat kar, ek baar "haan" bol diyo, aur ek bar "naa" bol diyo, saari baat apne aap theek ho jayegi.

Ultimately, devar pahunch jata hai in-laws ke ghar. Devar aur uski bhabhi ke baap ke beech baat kuchh iss prakaar hoti hai …….

Baap : Safar theek raha ???
Devar : Haan

Baap : Ghar mein sab theek-thaak ??
Devar : Naa

Baap : Baap theek sai ??
Devar : Haan

Baap : Bateu theek sai ??
Devar : Naa

Baap : Bimar sai ke ??
Devar : Haan

Baap : Uthan-baithan ka byont to sai ??
Devar : Naa

Baap : Bateu mar gaya ke ??
Devar : Haan

Aur is trehe, unke ghar mein shok chha jata hai. Phir devar puchhta hai, mein to bhabi ko lene ke liye aaya tha. Baap bolta hai, ab bhabhi ko leja ke kya karega, who to raand ho gayi.

Aur devar khali haath vapis ghar aata hai. Ghar aane par uska badda bhai puchhta hai, meri gharwali kahan hai, le ke nahin aaya kya ??

Chhota bhai bolta hai, unke ghar mein to ghana chaala ho gaya, bhabhi to raand ho gayi.

Badde bhai ko gussa aa jata hai, woh bolta hai, jab mein jeen laag rahya, to gharwali raand kukur ho gayi.

Chhota bhai bolta hai, rahen de, picchle saal chachi bhi to raand ho gayi thi, aur tu aare hi gaddan laag rahya tha.

sujatadahiya
September 14th, 2003, 10:35 AM
LOL

jaatni
September 14th, 2003, 11:25 PM
ha ha ha...
really a great one...
hhkkpg...

rsphougat
September 15th, 2003, 05:55 AM
Sujata Dahiya (Sep 14, 2003 01:05 a.m.):
LOL

What does that mean ..... LOL ??

akdabas
September 15th, 2003, 10:39 PM
:D :D :D