ajaynehra
September 20th, 2003, 07:08 PM
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them
to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills
and balance the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper
he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed
the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us
trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."
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stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them
to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills
and balance the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper
he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed
the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us
trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."
Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year
-----ajayNehrra
apologies, if anybody disLiked the message.. men..........isn't a learning a lesson.
anyWay
n'Joy
Mast Raho .. Mauz lo Rauz Lo
NEHRA AJAY