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anujkumar
October 2nd, 2003, 12:15 PM
And God populated the earth with broccoli and
cauliflower and spinach
and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would
live long and healthy lives.


And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the
99-cent double-cheeseburger And Satan said to man" You want fries with
that?" And man said, "Super size them." And man gained pounds.


And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure
that man found so fair.


And; Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts, and
brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained
pounds


And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."


And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded
cheese. And there was ice cream for desert. And woman gained pounds.


And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
with which to cook them."


And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so big
it needed it's own platter. And man gained pounds, and his bad
cholesterol went through the roof.


And God brought forth running shoes, and man resolved to lose those
extra pounds.


And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so man would
not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And man
gained pounds.


And God said, "you're running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth
the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.


And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center
into chips and deep fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
And man clutched; his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled
in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And man went into
cardiac arrest.


And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery....


And Satan created HMO's....

aki2005
October 2nd, 2003, 07:16 PM
LOL!!! :)

vilakshan_taank
October 14th, 2003, 12:48 AM
cool one...keep it up