vichitra
October 16th, 2003, 01:54 AM
here's something for u ,the famous question : " why did the chicken cross the road ?"
was put before a few indians..... this is what they had to say......
AZHAR :" i'm totally innocent, you know,i'm unnecessarily being dragged
into this, u know...i neither know the chicken
nor the road , u know...."
LALOO: " the fact that the chicken crossed the road means that ,
there's one chicken missing from my poultry!!!!!!!! "
MULAYAM : "i demand a 50% reservation of the road the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without
their motives being questioned."
CONGRESS: "that the chicken crossed the road clearlydemonstrates the
fact that the people chicken have lost
confidence in the government.the govt should own moral responsibility
and resign !!!!"
BJP : we r very sure of the fact that the chicken DID NOT cross the
road. its a conspiracy of the congress to bring the govt down. the poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue ."
HARKISHEN SINGH SURJEET : "we r adopting a wait and watch policy. we have convened a meeting of the third front today.we'll decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back."
was put before a few indians..... this is what they had to say......
AZHAR :" i'm totally innocent, you know,i'm unnecessarily being dragged
into this, u know...i neither know the chicken
nor the road , u know...."
LALOO: " the fact that the chicken crossed the road means that ,
there's one chicken missing from my poultry!!!!!!!! "
MULAYAM : "i demand a 50% reservation of the road the chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without
their motives being questioned."
CONGRESS: "that the chicken crossed the road clearlydemonstrates the
fact that the people chicken have lost
confidence in the government.the govt should own moral responsibility
and resign !!!!"
BJP : we r very sure of the fact that the chicken DID NOT cross the
road. its a conspiracy of the congress to bring the govt down. the poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue ."
HARKISHEN SINGH SURJEET : "we r adopting a wait and watch policy. we have convened a meeting of the third front today.we'll decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back."