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nupursingh
October 28th, 2003, 04:53 PM
Here r some stupid questions which r generally asked and what u should reply is also given there so common n-joy,

1.At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!


hope u n-joyed it, so never ask such questions coz u might also get the same reply!!

vikas
October 28th, 2003, 07:42 PM
perfect replies !!!

vikas

VirenderNarwal
November 11th, 2003, 07:29 PM
good...stupid....questions

rameshlakra
November 11th, 2003, 10:26 PM
how true and real stupid q . good ones for the private collection and on the spot delivery answer!

dahiyabadhsha
December 10th, 2003, 11:43 PM
Hi Nupur
Very good
some more stupid question please
-Rakesh Dahiya
(Dahiya Badhsha)

adhanda
December 11th, 2003, 03:28 AM
really coool !!!

choudharysaaab
December 11th, 2003, 06:47 AM
really interesting......:-p

hahahhaha.....................

may i ask u?.....are all of these yor personal experience?...;-)

koooool.....!


Its...
Hemant...

surender
December 11th, 2003, 10:42 AM
u don't seems to be one questioning people like that ??? they r welcome.

uday
December 11th, 2003, 11:00 AM
coool :-)

neelam
December 11th, 2003, 08:06 PM
rea......lly nice....all the stupid questions
cool

bobby
December 11th, 2003, 09:04 PM
Hi Nupur,

Nice questions!!

Can we be friends?

Bobby

sweet
December 13th, 2003, 01:02 AM
nice .....................


cheers...........................

shivender
December 13th, 2003, 06:28 PM
good ones, i will surely be using some of then, just yesterday my friend called me at 12:30 at night, i could have used one yesterday.

dahiyabadhsha
December 14th, 2003, 11:27 AM
Hi
Friends
Whenever you purchase medicine from chemist shop, ask him to issue bill along with Batch No. and Expiry Date. Pl. don't purchase any medicine without bill, because there are many fake medicines in market.

-Rakesh Dahiya
(Distt. Drugs Inspector, Faridabad, Haryana)

devdahiya
January 19th, 2005, 09:54 PM
Great.................................keep It Up.