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santoshbenaam
October 31st, 2003, 05:34 PM
if your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?


Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


One should love animals.
They are so tasty.


Save water.
Shower with your girl friend


Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep .


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning


"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


When two's company,
three's the result.


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.



santosh benaam.

dahbal
October 31st, 2003, 06:18 PM
Really funny & Fantastic rules of life...

-Balraj

rinu
November 1st, 2003, 12:02 AM
FuNnY RuLeS......




RiNu

akdabas
November 1st, 2003, 02:59 AM
Badhiya Rules sai bhai ye te.