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ndeshwal
November 26th, 2003, 09:37 AM
SHOPPING MATHEMATICS

A man will pay Rs 200/- for a Rs100/- item he needs.
A women will pay Rs100/- for a Rs 200/- item that she doesn't need.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + Smart Women = Romance
Smart man + Dumb Women = Affair
Dumb man + Smart Women = Marriage



LONGIVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A women marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a women expecting that she won't change, but she does

uday
November 26th, 2003, 09:48 AM
good one.. keep posting.

nitiz
November 26th, 2003, 10:52 PM
Hello!!
Deswal Ji..

I beg your pardon...its not like this...
It goes as:

smart man+smart women=romance.
smart man+dumb women=pregnancy.
dumb man+smart women=affair.
dumb man+dumb women=marriage.

I hope its okay this time..
Niti

choudharysaaab
November 27th, 2003, 12:51 AM
hi
ii kai karan lagi thu,sab log dekh riya see.....}>


i think there is no requirement 4 correction...Niti ji 8)

Its ...
Hemant...

ndeshwal
November 27th, 2003, 09:49 AM
dear niti dhankar
yes you are right , you must excuse fauji , as we can skip some text isnt it
its good to add some thing i liked it
thanks
bye