Men Vs Women

[akshaymalik84]

Lately i have been thinking what made men and women to think uneven of each other even if they are so eager for each other's companionship?

They expect everything form each other yet they dislike each other. Both think other is living an easy life.
Which sex do you think has it easier in our culture? Have you ever wished you were the opposite sex?

[riyaa]

Which sex do you think has it easier in our culture? Have you ever wished you were the opposite sex?

I don't think anybody whether men or women have easy life, All have there problems, And If Talk about culture boys have simpler life then Girls in jaats and others cultures too,Being a girl i am very happy with my life!! because being a girl is itself a great thing..he he he

[anusha]

Both have their own problems & challenges. These days life is neither easy for men nor women.Disliking each other is also natural because you dislike the person who is different from you,who has different attitude,thoughts & mindset,but liking each other's company is because they both feel complete with each other.There are somethings that men bear with & other that they enjoy in women's company & same for women,so they both supplement each other.I think most of the people wish they were of the opposite sex because grass always looks green on the other side.

[shivamchaudhary]

I don't think anyone's life is easier. Specially when you have many wishes and expectations from yourself. I like to be man.

Anusha Ji stated very clearly that being together both feel completeness, and thus both wants each other's company.

[ritu]

yes i agree with anusha.its not a match or a game between two teams.infact both are one team.both have their own roles and importance in society.none of them can replace each other.personally i think life of man is more hard .he has to earn the bread and status of family.but times are changing and woman are contributing equally.

Both have their own problems & challenges. These days life is neither easy for men nor women.Disliking each other is also natural because you dislike the person who is different from you,who has different attitude,thoughts & mindset,but liking each other's company is because they both feel complete with each other.There are somethings that men bear with & other that they enjoy in women's company & same for women,so they both supplement each other.I think most of the people wish they were of the opposite sex because grass always looks green on the other side.

[malikdeepak1]

Tu loga ke ghra me joot bajvavega bhai akshe! ;)

[akshaymalik84]

I don't think anybody whether men or women have easy life, All have there problems, And If Talk about culture boys have simpler life then Girls in jaats and others cultures too,Being a girl i am very happy with my life!! because being a girl is itself a great thing..he he he
What are those great things in being a girl except giving birth?

[riyaa]

What are those great things in being a girl except giving birth? Ok those things are

1-We can wear guys clothes.If boys wear ours, they get funny looks.
2- If there is some natural calamity, girls and kids are first to be rescued .
3-We dont have to shave our faces, which save money also.
4-When we get married, we get a chance to change and keep our own name...
5-If we look ugly we have makeup to set it right.
6-No advertisement and movie can be made without us.
7-We have good handwriting then boys. .

Akshay there are many things also actually this discussion has no end point, Boys cant be like Girls and Girls can be Like boys..Both are better In there respective places.

[rakeshsehrawat]

Ok those things are

1-We can wear guys clothes.If boys wear ours, they get funny looks.
2- If there is some natural calamity, girls and kids are first to be rescued .
3-We dont have to shave our faces, which save money also. yu kharcha to fer bhi femals ka hi faltu hai 2 rupiye ka blade lagta hai sirf wahin fair and lovely, good shampoo, dove soap, foundation, makup, lipstick, kajal, etc etc. kayee saal ki shaving ka kharcha ek baar mein hi lag jata hai.
4-When we get married, we get a chance to change and keep our own name...
5-If we look ugly we have makeup to set it right.
6-No advertisement and movie can be made without us.
7-We have good handwriting then boys. .

Akshay there are many things also actually this discussion has no end point, Boys cant be like Girls and Girls can be Like boys..Both are better In there respective places.


Anyways Akshay do you think that giving life to someone is that much easier?
Definately male got tougher job to do that's why God made him physically and mentally tough. That is the reason whole bunch of kids and female looks at face of male to save them in case of disaster. That's why he is last to board the ship after females.

[riyaa]

Anyways Akshay do you think that giving life to someone is that much easier?

Good point you have mentioned rakesh ji.


female looks at face of male to save them in case of disaster.I don't why girls are treated weak, and I don't think they are..
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

[rakeshsehrawat]

Good point you have mentioned rakesh ji.

I don't why girls are treated weak, and I don't think they are..
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates
And how will that happen?
socrates was centuries ago so how many more ceturies we have to wait ?

This differece is made by God giving power to bring new life to earth.

[Samarkadian]

Good point you have mentioned rakesh ji.

I don't why girls are treated weak, and I don't think they are..
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Riya,

Man and woman are equal as day and night are equal in having 12 hours each but they are opposite too. So equal and opposite.Thats how Ying Yang exists in nature.

[spdeshwal]

Todays, modern women are giving tough fight in almost every field.

Our top boxers have failed to reach in final of Arafura games, Darwin, Australia.
Our woman boxer Pinky Jngda has won a Gold in the same games.

This years First Two positions in the Civil Services Exams have been captured by women. Divya Darshani of Chennai has topped the list.

Samar bhai, vaise aap bhi garv mehsoos kar sakte ho. Aaapke Guhand ki Jat ladki ( Pinky Pahil of Bigowa) ne IPS mein jagah bana li hai. So be aware boys, girls, specially our jat girs are comming up in a big way!

[sanjeev_balyan]

Riya,

Man and woman are equal as day and night are equal in having 12 hours each but they are opposite too. So equal and opposite.Thats how Ying Yang exists in nature.

Samar one of my friend sent me a mail

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"


Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS"


There are truly some things that both money and MasterCard can't buy!

[upendersingh]

स्त्री-पुरुष में से कोई भी ना तो एक-दूसरे से छोटा है ना बड़ा. दोनों एक-दूसरे के पूरक हैं. पुरुष जितना बलशाली है, स्त्री उससे थोड़ा कम बलशाली है. पुरुष जितनी तेज दौड़ सकता है, स्त्री उससे थोड़ा कम तेज दौड़ सकती है. विवाह के अवसर पर पुरुष की आयु आमतौर पर स्त्री से थोड़ी-सी ज्यादा हो तो अच्छा माना जाता है.
ईश्वर बनने के बेहद निकट पहुंचने वाले महादेव का यश निःसंदेह पार्वती से ज्यादा था, लेकिन वे पार्वती से बड़े भी तो थे. समस्त ज्ञान, समस्त शक्ति महादेव के पास थी, लेकिन यदि पार्वती ना होतीं तो महादेव अकेले क्या करते? जो महादेव का था, वो पार्वती का भी तो था. इसी प्रकार महादेव का तप भी पार्वती से थोड़ा ज्यादा था.
http://www.astrolotus.com/products/images/uploads/shiv_parvati.jpg
अतः स्त्री-पुरुष में परस्पर तुलना करना व्यर्थ है.

[riyaa]

As upender singh ji has already mentioned a fact
अतः स्त्री-पुरुष में परस्पर तुलना करना व्यर्थ है. but still here is something i want to share check out this funny pic...he he he ehe he
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[amitdabas22]

Men marry a women thinking she'll never change but she does.
Women marry a men thinking he'll change, he doesnt !!
:)

[akshaymalik84]

Hmmm....men and women supplement each other, they complete each other.

But is the reason to supplement each other unconditional? NO.....Both tries to make a best deal for self. Both tries to earn maximum profit from other. It does not matter how much other bear. Look at the marriages, it is a business. Both Groom and bride tries to find their best match who fit their criteria as they both pursue different goals.

With the women liberalisation on rise, the situation is becoming more and more confusing for both men and women. Neither is sure of induldging in conjugal relations as expectations are very high. I don't know which sex will be impacted more of this situation but both of them will be at lose.

By the way, Who invented Marriage? Men or women! Please don't say both.

[amitdabas22]

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=154635857936179

The Biggest difference between Men and Women - Nadal and Steffi Graf

[urmiladuhan]

Both Groom and bride tries to find their best match who fit their criteria as they both pursue different goals.

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I think you have made a very good point Akshay jee that individuals can have different goals even in a marriage.

Regards,

Urmila.

[urmiladuhan]

By the way, Who invented Marriage? Men or women! Please don't say both.

Could be result of natural selection :)

[singhvp]

By the way, Who invented Marriage? Men or women! Please don't say both.

The word "marriage" has been taken from English Lexicon. Obviously, it is a British invention. Just the way "Vivah" was invented in India and "Nikah" was, perhaps, invented by some Islamic country.

[akshaymalik84]

The word "marriage" has been taken from English lexicon. Obviously, it is a British invention. "Vivah" was invented in India and "Nikah" was, perhaps, invented by some Islamic country.


VP ji .....Men or Women? and Why?

[singhvp]

VP ji .....Men or Women? and Why?

It was invented by an impulsive and compulsive biological attraction. Neither man nor woman invented it. It is something natural.

[rakeshsehrawat]

VP ji .....Men or Women? and Why?

भाई घना सा तो ज्ञान नहीं पर या चीज लुगाई की देन पावेगी क्यूंकि मर्द आज भी बिना बियाह के गेल रेहान ने राजी है

[singhvp]

Only the bonding of some atoms is determined by the scientists (society)

[akshaymalik84]

It was invented by an impulsive and compulsive biological attraction. Neither man nor woman invented it. It is something natural.

But it is not at all neccessary to MARRY to fulfill your impulsive and compulsive biological requirements.

[singhvp]

But it is not at all neccessary to MARRY to fulfill your impulsive and compulsive biological requirements.

May not be necessary but one of the most powerful driving force.

[vicky]

all the points are true......just to add to ur list.....guys when around with girls are eager to pay the bill for the girl and while they are out with boys they fight to make the others pay the bill.....purse hamesha bhool kar hi chalte hae


Ok those things are

1-We can wear guys clothes.If boys wear ours, they get funny looks.
2- If there is some natural calamity, girls and kids are first to be rescued .
3-We dont have to shave our faces, which save money also.
4-When we get married, we get a chance to change and keep our own name...
5-If we look ugly we have makeup to set it right.
6-No advertisement and movie can be made without us.
7-We have good handwriting then boys. .

Akshay there are many things also actually this discussion has no end point, Boys cant be like Girls and Girls can be Like boys..Both are better In there respective places.

[riyaa]

purse hamesha bhool kar hi chalte hae
Depends on the person to person...agar ab kisi ki friend mc donalds mai jakar smosae khane ko kahe..tou iss condition mai aap sabhi ladkiyon ko befkoof nhi keh skte...

[kuldeeppunia25]

[QUOTE=akshaymalik84;266427]Lately i have been thinking what made men and women to think uneven of each other even if they are so eager for each other's companionship?

Men vs. Women

Handwriting:

Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.

Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.


Groceries:

Women: A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things.

Men: A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane.


Relationships:

Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.

Men: A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.
Maturity:
Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.

Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.
Women: Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.
Bathrooms:

Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.


Shoes:

Women: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.

Men: A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let's not talk about how many days he'll wear the same socks.


Cats:

Women: Women love cats.

Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


Children:

Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.

Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


Dressing Up:

Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.


Laundry:

Women: Women do laundry every couple of days.

Men: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years ago) before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of "Love American Style."


Eating Out:

Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.


Mirrors:

Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.

Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads.


Menopause:

Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.

Men: Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction - he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.


The Phone:

Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.

Women: A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.


Richard Gere:

Women: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way.

Men: Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.


Madonna:

Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.


Toys:

Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.

Men: Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.


Cameras:

Men: Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes.

Women: Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.


Locker Rooms:

Men: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.

Women: They talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.


Movies:

Women: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man.

men: The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.

[bhupindersingh]

bhai akshay, tera sawal pad ke to ek chutkala yaad aa gya....

एक बै एक छोरा स्कूल नहीं आया । आगलै दिन मास्टर नै पूछा - रै, कल स्कूल क्यूं ना आया था?
बाळक बोल्या - मास्टर जी, म्हारी भैंस नै काटड़ा दिया था ।
मास्टर बोल्या - इसमैं के खास बात हो-गी ?
बाळक नै जवाब दिया - जी, खास बात ना सै, तै आप दे कै दिखा दो !!


What are those great things in being a girl except giving birth?

[kuldeephmh]

bhai akshay, tera sawal pad ke to ek chutkala yaad aa gya....

एक बै एक छोरा स्कूल नहीं आया । आगलै दिन मास्टर नै पूछा - रै, कल स्कूल क्यूं ना आया था?
बाळक बोल्या - मास्टर जी, म्हारी भैंस नै काटड़ा दिया था ।
मास्टर बोल्या - इसमैं के खास बात हो-गी ?
बाळक नै जवाब दिया - जी, खास बात ना सै, तै आप दे कै दिखा दो !!


हा हा हा हा ....
जावण सा ही ला दिया भाई तेने तो .

[akshaymalik84]

भाई घना सा तो ज्ञान नहीं पर या चीज लुगाई की देन पावेगी क्यूंकि मर्द आज भी बिना बियाह के गेल रेहान ने राजी है

I think Marriage was invented by men, To keep the social peace and to make sure that their wives' children were their own.