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anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 01:30 PM
An old man, staying in a small south Indian town came to visit his son in Bombay recently. The son in his early thirties is a successful businessman living with his wife and son. The father, having spent most of his life at his birthplace, hardly understands a splatter of
Hindi or English, forget Marathi. But he doesn't care. 'I have come here to spend a few days with my son and his family. I don't have to go out and socialize with the city people,' he said.

But the son is very excited about his father's rare visit to Bombay. He wants to make the best of it. He and his wife want to show him around the city. And yes, the son enjoys those evening hours too, when he and his father go out and sit in a good bar, sipping their
favorite drink.

Last week he was in a very good mood. 'Let's go to a five star hotel's bar tonight,' he told his father. It was a beautiful evening. Talking about everything under the sun they had a few drinks. As usual they were offered some salad, peanuts, wafers etc .as accompaniments with
their drinks. The old man being almost toothless was not much interested in eating. But that day when they got up to leave, he simply took a handful of chana (roasted grams) and stuffed it in the fold of his dhoti. He might have thought about munching on them, sitting in the car, or whatever.

Unfortunately while walking in the lobby, he missed a step and stumbled. Down he went, scattering the chana on the plush carpet.

No problem .Now try to visualize that scenario. Someone else in his son's place would have been mortified, embarrassed to death. He might have cursed not his father but his own self for causing this awkward situation. 'Never again will I take my old man to such hotels', he would have vowed. No sir, not this son. Gently, with a smile, he helped his father get back on his feet. Instead of feeling irritated or angry, he was amused. He found the whole incident very funny. Laughing, they both went home and on the way they decided to return to the same place the following Sunday.

The old man liked the place and liked the chana too.

Few days back, at a friend's place they both described this event and made everybody laugh. Weren't you embarrassed? Somebody asked the son. 'Oh, ....come on....... now' replied the son. 'He is my father. He talks in his native language, prefers to wear a dhoti even to a posh city hotel, takes chana from the bar to eat later, does whatever he feels like....So what?
Why should I feel embarrassed with his nature and habits? Nobody has a right to stop him from doing whatever he feels comfortable with, as long as it is not harmful to others.'

The son doesn't care what the staff in the hotel thought about that incident. He says 'they should be concerned only with their bills and tips. I am concerned about my father's happiness.' The wife too totally agrees with the husband on this issue. She feels there are
enough other qualities in her father- in- law to feel proud of. Accept them .The above incident is not mentioned just to show the love and devotion of a son for his father. More than love it is a matter of understanding and a healthy respect for the other person's lifestyle.

A seventy plus old man doesn't want to change his lifestyle now. He likes the way he eats or dresses or talks. In his eyes there is nothing wrong with the old ways of living. And the son says, ok, fine.Every body has a right to live as per his wish. Now at his age, why should he be forced to learn to eat with a fork and knife, if he doesn't want to? I will feel bad if he is doing something morally wrong or indulging in some harmful activities. But otherwise it is fine. I am not going to try to change him at this stage. He is my father. I love him, respect him.

Hey folks, can you think this way? So many times we see people getting embarrassed by the so called unsophisticated behavior of their family members. They keep on apologizing about their lack of class and manners or about their drawbacks to outsiders. My wife can't speak
proper English; she doesn't know what's happening in the world, so I avoid taking her out or introducing her to my friends and business associates... My parents can't eat with a spoon and fork, so I don't take them to restaurants My husband is working as an ordinary clerk,
so I feel awkward when I introduce him to my rich friends. My brother is mentally challenged, so I don't feel like going out with him...

Are you plagued with such thoughts or do you meet such people who think alike? If you do, please ask yourself. Why do others or I feel this way? Really what is there to feel ashamed of? Most of the people always have this fear of other peoples' opinions and comments. What
would others say?

Nothing.. You are what you are..

Sure
July 24th, 2012, 03:09 PM
Aapne kati oolta sa,

We are happy and comfortable with all sorts of situations not only at a small town Dhaba (where we behave gentle) to seven star hotel (where we behave more Desi) or in any club/VIP lounge with all family members including kids to my Mother when Daddy is not around.

When Daddy is around, it’s different; everyone has to be complete gentle with loads of table manner. Every act is accounted, monitored, not pointed but guided with strict code of discipline. Kids, we brothers and our mother is not comfortable at all, only comfortable are our wives who want to see us in this form and want situation to be continue as longer as this can be.
Let me mentioned very clearly, every one of us want to enjoy life and family relations like what described by Anil as above instance, but every family is playing with different wonders with in family. Being a son of Armed Forces Person I know things are differing from the normal lives of other societies

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 03:51 PM
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A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych

Class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects

Of bananas on the brain.. Read on:

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!
This is interesting..
After reading this, you'll never look

At a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars -

Sucrose, fructose and glucose combined

With fiber. A banana gives an instant,

Sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas

Provide enough energy for a strenuous

90-minute workout. No wonder the banana

Is the number one fruit with the world's

Leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can

Help us keep fit. It can also help overcome

Or prevent a substantial number of illnesses

And conditions, making it a must to add to

Our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey

Undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering

From depression, many felt much better after

Eating a banana. This is because bananas

Contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the

Body converts into serotonin, known to make

You relax, improve your mood and generally

Make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin

B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels,

Which can affect your mood.

Anemia : High in iron, bananas can stimulate the

Production of hemoglobin in the blood and so

Helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is

Extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,

Making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So

Much so, the US Food and Drug Administration

Has just allowed the banana industry to make

Official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the

Risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham

(Middlesex) school ( England ) were helped

Through their exams this year by eating bananas

At breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost

Their brain power. Research has shown that

The potassium-packed fruit can assist learning

By making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in

The diet can help restore normal bowel action,

Helping to overcome the problem without

Resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of

Curing a hangover is to make a banana

Milkshake, sweetened with honey. The

Banana calms the stomach and, with the

Help of the honey, builds up depleted blood

Sugar levels, while the milk soothes and

Re-hydrates your system.


Heartburn:

Bananas have a natural antacid

Effect in the body, so if you suffer from

Heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas

Between meals helps to keep blood sugar

Levels up and avoid morning sickness

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the

Insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected

Area with the inside of a banana skin.. Many

People find it amazingly successful at

Reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins

That help calm the nervous system.


Overweight and at work? Studies at the

Institute of Psychology in Austria found

Pressure at work leads to gorging on

Comfort food like chocolate and chips.

Looking at 5,000 hospital patients,

Researchers found the most obese were

More likely to be in high-pressure jobs.

The report concluded that, to avoid

Panic-induced food cravings, we need to

Control our blood sugar levels by snacking

On high carbohydrate foods every two hours

To keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary

Food against intestinal disorders because of

Its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only

Raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in

Over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes

Over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating

The lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures

See bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can

Lower both the physical and emotional

Temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand ,

For example, pregnant women eat bananas to

Ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas

Can help SAD sufferers because they contain

The natural mood Enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also

Help people trying to give up smoking. The B6,

B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and

Magnesium found in them, help the body recover

From the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which

Helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen

To the brain and regulates your body's water

balance.. When we are stressed, our metabolic

rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels.

These can be rebalanced with the help of a

high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New

England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas

as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of

death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives

swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a

piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,

with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the

skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

Amazing fruit !!! So, a banana really is a

natural remedy for many ills.. When you

compare it to an apple, it has four times

the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three

times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin

A and iron, and twice the other vitamins

and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and

is one of the best value foods around So

maybe its time to change that well-known

phrase so that we say, "A banana a day

keeps the doctor away!"

PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS
PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys

are so happy all the time! I will add one

here; want a quick shine on our shoes??

Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and

rub directly on the shoe....polish with

dry cloth.. Amazing fruit !!!

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 04:17 PM
My wife called, 'How long will you be with that newspaper? Will you come
here and make your darling daughter eat her food?'

I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene. My only daughter Sindu
looked frightened.

Tears were welling up in her eyes. In front of her was a bowl filled to its
brim with Curd Rice. Sindu is a nice child, quite intelligent for her age.
She has just turned eight. She particularly detested Curd Rice. My mother
and my wife are orthodox, and believe firmly in the 'cooling effects' of
Curd Rice! I cleared my throat, and picked up the bowl.

'Sindu, darling,why don't you take a few mouthful of this Curd Rice? Just
for Dad's sake, dear.

Sindu softened a bit, and wiped her tears with the back of her hands.

'OK, Dad. I will eat - not just a few mouthfuls, but the whole lot of this.

But, you should...' Sindu hesitated. 'Dad, if I eat this entire curd Rice,
will you give me whatever I ask for?'....

Oh sure, darling'.... 'Promise?'......... 'Promise'.

I covered the pink soft hand extended by my daughter with mine, and clinched
the deal.

'Ask Mom also to give a similar promise', my daughter insisted.

My wife put her hand on Sindu's, muttering 'Promise'. Now I became a bit
anxious. 'Sindu dear, you shouldn't insist on getting a computer or any such
expensive items. Dad does not have that kind of money right now. OK?'

'No, Dad. I do not want anything expensive'.

Slowly and painfully, she finished eating the whole quantity.
I was silently angry with my wife and my mother for forcing my child eat
something that she detested. After the ordeal was through, Sindu came to me
with her eyes wide with expectation. All our attention was on her.

'Dad, I want to have my head shaved off, this Sunday!' was her demand.

'Atrocious!' shouted my wife, 'A girl child having her head shaved off?
Impossible!' 'Never in our family!' my mother rasped.

'She has been watching too much of television. Our culture is getting
totally spoiled with these TV programs!'

Sindu darling, why don't you ask for something else? We will be sad seeing
you with a clean-shaven head.'

'No, Dad. I do not want anything else', Sindu said with finality.

'Please, Sindu, why don't you try to understand our feelings?'

I tried to plead with her.

'Dad, you saw how difficult it was for me to eat that Curd Rice'.

Sindu was in tears. 'And you promised to grant me whatever I ask for.

Now, you are going back on your words. Was it not you who told me the story
of King Harishchandra, and its moral that we should honor our promises no
matter what?'

It was time for me to call the shots.
'Our promise must be kept.'
'Are you out your mind?' chorused my mother and wife.

'No. If we go back on our promises, she will never learn to honor her own.

Sindu, your wish will be fulfilled.'

With her head clean-shaven, Sindu had a round-face, and her eyes looked big
and beautiful.

On Monday morning, I dropped her at her school. It was a sight to watch my
hairless Sindu walking towards her classroom. She turned around and waved. I
waved back with a smile. Just then, a boy alighted from a car, and shouted,
'Sinduja, please wait for me!'

What struck me was the hairless head of that boy.
'May be, that is the in-stuff', I thought. 'Sir, your daughter Sinduja is
great indeed!' Without introducing herself, a lady got out of the car, and
continued,' That boy who is walking along with your daughter is my son
Harish. He is suffering from... ... leukemia.' She paused to muffle her
sobs.

Harish could not attend the school for the whole of the last month. He lost
all his hair due to the side effects of the chemotherapy. He refused to come
back to school fearing the unintentional but cruel teasing of the
schoolmates.

'Sinduja visited him last week, and promised him that she will take care of
the teasing issue.

But, I never imagined she would sacrifice her lovely hair for the sake of my
son! Sir, you and your wife are blessed to have such a noble soul as your
daughter.'

I stood transfixed. And then, I wept. 'My little Angel, you are teaching me
how self-less real love is!'

*The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own
terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love..*
Love Touch And Inspire your FRIENDS "The life is short, the vanities of
world are transient but they alone live who live for others; the rest are
more dead than alive.

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 04:24 PM
From Dr Quinn - Medicine woman..

Food as Medicine

HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches..
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent build-up of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!


INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (onion packsplace on chest helped the respiratory ailments and actually made breathing better).

ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)

UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea..

BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.

MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.

COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)

COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.

BREAST CANCER?

EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.

LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.

ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)

CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.

BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.

Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E & fibre. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke..

Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young...........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)

Orange : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer..

Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system.. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients
Found in watermelon are Vitamin C & Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn UV rays)


Guava & Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fibre which helps prevent constipation.

Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)

Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies......GOOD AS MEDICINE.

.
Eat Healthy Stay Healthy :triumphant:

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 04:33 PM
Dear Friends,

"My Income Tax Return Was Returned".
Want to know why?
Under 'Dependants', I had put down
-10 million Bangla Deshi illegal immigrants;
-Vijay Mallya's KF and Naresh Goel's Jet:
-800 MPs and 4200 MLAs & MLCs
-Afzal Guru and Ajmal Kasab.

Did I miss anyone, I am getting a doubt, as ITO has returned my Form!

:sorrow::sorrow::sorrow::sorrow::sorrow::sorrow::s orrow::sorrow::sorrow::sorrow:

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 04:38 PM
Take 1:



Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw, the former
Army Chief of the Indian Army once started
addressing a public meeting at Ahmedabad in English.

The crowd started chanting, "Speak in Gujarati.
We will hear you only if you speak in Gujarati."

Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw stopped.
Swept the audience with a hard stare and replied,
"Friends, I have fought many a battle in my long career.
I have learned Haryanvi from the men of the Jat Regiment;
Punjabi from men of the Sikh Regiment;
Marathi from the Maratha Regiment; Tamil from the men
of the Madras Sappers; Bengali from the men of the
Bengal Sappers, Hindi from the Bihar Regiment;
and even Nepali from the Gurkha Regiment.

Unfortunately there was no soldier from Gujarat
from whom I could have learned Gujarati."

........ You could have heard a pin drop

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Take 2:



JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France
in the early 60's when Charles DeGaule, the French
President, decided to pull out of NATO.

DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France
as soon as possible.

Rusk responded "does that include the 180,000
who are buried here ?"

DeGaule could not respond.

............. You could have heard a pin drop

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Take 3:



Robert Whiting, an elderly US gentleman of 83,
arrived in Paris by plane.

At French Customs, he took a few minutes
to locate his passport in his carry on.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur ?"
the Customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
" Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, 'The last time I was here,
I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports
on arrival in France !" the Customs officer sneered.

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long, hard look.

Then he quietly explained ... " Well, when I came ashore at
Omaha Beach, at 4:40am, on D-Day in 1944, to help liberate
your country, I couldn't find a single Frenchman to show a
passport to. ... "

............. You could have heard a pin drop

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 07:08 PM
TRANSPARENT TOASTER

You love toast, but you always burn it? Then, this invention is for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.

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BUTTER CUTTER

One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.

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DAY CLOCK

What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a Day Clock. It's uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It's ideal for vacations and cruises when it's easy to lose track of the day.

Particularly good for retirees!!

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LASER SCISSORS

Laser Scissors Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro edge.

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TOILET SEAT LIFTER

'Who left the Toilet Seat up?' The Peace Maker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.

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anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 07:12 PM
ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS

Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet... Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.

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'THE THING' - INFANT PILLOW

The Zany is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mum to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zany can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.

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TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT

If you are traveling a lot and don't always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, 'Where is it?' and in no time you have found what you were looking for... Or not. (Another possibility for the foreign language impaired)

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WHEEL-MOVING BENCH

Whether you want to sit in the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree... Now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.

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ravinderjeet
July 24th, 2012, 07:24 PM
Take 1:



Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw, the former
Army Chief of the Indian Army once started
addressing a public meeting at Ahmedabad in English.



............. You could have heard a pin drop

इनको कहते हैं नहले पे दहला |

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 07:33 PM
HOW ABOUT TAKING THIS TEST TO FIND OUT.


WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!

(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

Only total thicko's will fail !!


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?

7) What was King George VI's first name ?

8) What color is a purple finch ?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?


Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.

I'll paste the answers in a few days time

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 07:41 PM
An article worth reading and if possible following for the betterment of our children&Grand children.
WHY ARE THE JEWS SO SMART?
By Dr. Stephen Carr Leon

Since I spent about 3 years in Israel for internship in few hospitals there, it came to my mind about doing research of "Why the Jews are Intelligent?"

It goes without denial that Jews are ahead in many aspects of life such as engineering, music, science and most obvious in business where nearly 70% of world trade is held by the Jews such as cosmetic, fashion, food, arms, hotels and film industries (Hollywood and others).
During the 2nd year, in December 1980, and I was about to go back to California, this idea came to me and I was wandering why God gave this ability to them? Is this a coincidence or is it man-made that could be produced like the goods from a factory. My thesis took about 8 years to gather all the information as accurately as possible, like the food intake, culture, religion, initial preparation of pregnancy and etc and I would compare them with other races.
Let’s start with initial preparation of pregnancy. In Israel, the first thing I noticed is that the pregnant mother would always sing and play piano and would always try to solve mathematical problems together with the husband, and I was very surprised to see the mother always carry math books and sometimes I would help her to solve some problems, I would asked, "Is this for your child in the womb?" she would answer "Yes to train the child still in the womb so that it would be a genius later on". She would solve the problem without let-up until the child is born.
Another thing I noticed, is about the food, she loved to eat almonds and dates with milk, for lunch she would take bread and fish without the head, salads mixed with almonds and other nuts, they believed fish is good for the development of brain and the fish’s head is bad for the brain. And also it is like the culture of the Jews for pregnant mothers to take cod liver oil.
When I was invited for dinner, I always noticed that they always like to eat fish (flesh and fillet) and no meat, according to their belief, meat and fish together will not give any benefit to our body. Salad and nuts is a must, especially almonds.

They would always eat fruits first before the main meal. Their belief if you eat the main meal first (like bread or rice) then fruits, this will make us feel sleepy and difficult to understand any lesson you learn in school.

In Israel, smoking is a taboo, if you are their guest, don’t smoke in their house, they would politely ask you to go out for a smoke. According to scientist in university of Israel, nicotine would destroy the main cell in our brain and will affect the genes and DNA, resulting in generation of moron or defective brain. So all those smokers, please take note (Ironically, the biggest producer of cigarettes is… you know who.. make your own guess).

The food intake for the child is always under the guidance of the parent, first, the fruits with almonds, followed by cod liver oil. In my assessment, the Jewish child, most of them knew 3 languages, ie Hebrew, Arabic and English, since childhood they would be trained in playing piano and violin, it is a must.

Accordingly, it is believed that this practice will increase the IQ of the child and will make him a genius. And according to Jewish scientist, the vibration of music would stimulate the brain and that is why there are lots of geniuses among the Jews…
Since grade 1 to 6, they would be taught business mathematics and science subjects would be their first preference. For comparison I could see the children in California, their IQ is about 6 years back. And Jewish children were also involved in athletics such as archery and shooting, accordingly it is believed that archery and shooting would make the brain more focused on decision and precision.

In high school, students are more inclined to study science, they would create products, indulged in all sorts of projects , although some looks very funny or useless, but all attention is given seriously especially if it is armaments, medicine or engineering, the idea will be introduced in higher institute in polytechnics or universities.

Business faculty will be given more preference, in the last year of university, the students in business would be given a project and practically they can only pass if their group (about 10 in a group) can make profit of USD1 million.

Don’t be surprised, this is the reality and that is why half of the business in the world is held by the Jews, who design the latest Levis, it is being designed in the Israel university by the faculty of business and fashion.
Have you seen them how they prayed, they always shake their heads, accordingly they believed this action will stimulate and provide more oxygen to the brain.
Look at the Japanese, they always bow down their heads as their culture, lots of them are smart, they love sushi (fresh fish), is this a coincidence?
In New York, the commercial/trading centre for the Jews are based in New York, catering for the Jews only, if they had any beneficial idea, their committee will give free interest loan and will make sure the business prosper. Due to this, Starbucks, dell computer, Coca Cola, DKNY, Oracle, Levis, Dunkin Donut , Hollywood films and hundreds other businesses were under their sponsorship.

Jewish graduates from faculty of medicine in New York were encouraged to register with them and allowed to practice privately with this free interest loan, now I knew why most hospital in New York and California always lack of specialist doctors.
Smoking will lead to generations of moron. During my visit to Singapore in 2005, it surprised me to see smokers are regarded as outcasts and the price of a pack of cigarettes is about USD 7, like in Israel it is a taboo and their form of government is similar to the Israelis. And that is the reason why most of their universities are of high standard, even though Singapore is only as big as Manhattan.
Look at Indonesia, everywhere people are smoking, and price of a pack of cigarette is very cheap only USD0.70 cents. and the results with millions of people, you can count the number of universities, what technology or product they produced that they can be proud of,…never!; can they speak other than their own language, why it is so difficult for them to master English language for example, all this is due to smoking, think for yourself.
In my thesis, I do not touch religion or race. The bottom line is, could we produce intelligent generations just like the Jews?

The answer could be in the affirmative. The changes needed are in our daily habits of eating, parenting and I guess within 3 generations, it could be achieved. This I could observe in my grandson, for example at the age of 9 he could write a 5-page essay on "Why I love tomato?"

May all of us be in peace and succeeded in producing a future generations of genius for the betterment of humankind no matter who you are.

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 08:18 PM
An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, But is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story," says the owner.

The tourist gives the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story." As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys and sewers and begin following him down the street. This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned.
The man walks back to the curio shop.
"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the Story?"



*NOW SCROLL DOWN FURTHER.

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"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a statue of an Indian politician in bronze!!

DrRajpalSingh
July 24th, 2012, 10:32 PM
An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, But is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story," says the owner.

The tourist gives the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story." As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys and sewers and begin following him down the street. This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned.
The man walks back to the curio shop.
"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the Story?"



*NOW SCROLL DOWN FURTHER.

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"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a statue of an Indian politician in bronze!!


Funny indeed! But,

had the thread been placed in time pass section, its beauty would have surely enhanced!

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 10:38 PM
Funny indeed! But,

had the thread been placed in time pass section, its beauty would have surely enhanced!

Sir, why are you intent on passing a comment on anything and everything ?? I don't mind it, but would surely like to know !

DrRajpalSingh
July 24th, 2012, 10:57 PM
Sir, why are you intent on passing a comment on anything and everything ?? I don't mind it, but would surely like to know !

Friend,

To make the discussion more broad based, lively and meaningful!

If deemed objectionable, I regret!

Hope this satisfies you. O K keep it up, cheers!!!

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 11:15 PM
Friend,

To make the discussion more broad based, lively and meaningful!

If deemed objectionable, I regret!

Hope this satisfies you. O K keep it up, cheers!!!

Dear Sir,

My thread,
My Inputs,
My Thoughts,
Remember Democracy ???

DrRajpalSingh
July 24th, 2012, 11:29 PM
Dear Sir,

My thread,
My Inputs,
My Thoughts,
Remember Democracy ???



Dear friend ,

You will appreciate that Public domain like this platform are meant for WE and not I/MY.

Nonetheless, I respect your right to disagree and have nothing to add to [regret that I have posted in] my previous post.

Thanks

anilrana
July 24th, 2012, 11:36 PM
Dear friend ,

You will appreciate that Public domain like this platform are meant for WE and not I/MY.

Nonetheless, I respect your right to disagree and have nothing to add to [regret that I have posted in] my previous post.

Thanks

Regard the sweet retreat Sir.

Sure
July 25th, 2012, 10:29 AM
A series, just a thought on mentioned Gadgets.
Necessity is mother of invention, If Need is not as must need and only possess Want with in, this spoils basic instincts of human beings. Though every gadgets have its own importance mentioned here, do we really need these to spoil us or to enhance our life style this point must be considered first to go for gadgets. Think about day clock, how stupid we are going to be, Think about infant pillow, whoom we are making fool?

anilrana
July 25th, 2012, 12:17 PM
Thanks Surender, for the lesson in English but the fact remains that as mentioned below, the Day Clock is very useful. Please note that it is not for people of your or my age but for people in their golden years of life. At that stage dates are not important but days are, for example a person needs to know what medication or type of food one needs to eat according to directions given by a physician. Meaning different medicine or food for different days like Monday, Tuesday etc.

"DAY CLOCK

What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a Day Clock. It's uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It's ideal for vacations and cruises when it's easy to lose track of the day.

Particularly good for retirees!! "

rekhasmriti
July 26th, 2012, 04:08 AM
not at all boss

----my mom is typical small town woman

she has this notion---delhi has hi fi life style n all that

after begging for years------i finally convinced her to visit me in delhi

n just like the guy in story----i was so excited---i took 2 days leaves

we went to malls---finest restaurant-----n their she was feeling shy---they way of eating

i just told her mom-----just give a damn about these people-----n enjoy food-----they would get their biil n tip--n that's it

n while trying clothes n all that------she was like ----chkng price tag----making faces n all that

but that was just the first time--------now whenever she visits me-----she is more exciting in going to malls n finest places than before

i guess we being kids---have to help them ----in getting rid of shyness

PS--she does not get on to escalators , she is a bit scared, so instead of pushing her for this , i always make sure we go places where we have staircase n not many floors. Or at times i stop the escalator , people watch-but I care damn about them




An old man, staying in a small south Indian town came to visit his son in Bombay recently. The son in his early thirties is a successful businessman living with his wife and son. The father, having spent most of his life at his birthplace, hardly understands a splatter of
Hindi or English, forget Marathi. But he doesn't care. 'I have come here to spend a few days with my son and his family. I don't have to go out and socialize with the city people,' he said.

But the son is very excited about his father's rare visit to Bombay. He wants to make the best of it. He and his wife want to show him around the city. And yes, the son enjoys those evening hours too, when he and his father go out and sit in a good bar, sipping their
favorite drink.

Last week he was in a very good mood. 'Let's go to a five star hotel's bar tonight,' he told his father. It was a beautiful evening. Talking about everything under the sun they had a few drinks. As usual they were offered some salad, peanuts, wafers etc .as accompaniments with
their drinks. The old man being almost toothless was not much interested in eating. But that day when they got up to leave, he simply took a handful of chana (roasted grams) and stuffed it in the fold of his dhoti. He might have thought about munching on them, sitting in the car, or whatever.

Unfortunately while walking in the lobby, he missed a step and stumbled. Down he went, scattering the chana on the plush carpet.

No problem .Now try to visualize that scenario. Someone else in his son's place would have been mortified, embarrassed to death. He might have cursed not his father but his own self for causing this awkward situation. 'Never again will I take my old man to such hotels', he would have vowed. No sir, not this son. Gently, with a smile, he helped his father get back on his feet. Instead of feeling irritated or angry, he was amused. He found the whole incident very funny. Laughing, they both went home and on the way they decided to return to the same place the following Sunday.

The old man liked the place and liked the chana too.

Few days back, at a friend's place they both described this event and made everybody laugh. Weren't you embarrassed? Somebody asked the son. 'Oh, ....come on....... now' replied the son. 'He is my father. He talks in his native language, prefers to wear a dhoti even to a posh city hotel, takes chana from the bar to eat later, does whatever he feels like....So what?
Why should I feel embarrassed with his nature and habits? Nobody has a right to stop him from doing whatever he feels comfortable with, as long as it is not harmful to others.'

The son doesn't care what the staff in the hotel thought about that incident. He says 'they should be concerned only with their bills and tips. I am concerned about my father's happiness.' The wife too totally agrees with the husband on this issue. She feels there are
enough other qualities in her father- in- law to feel proud of. Accept them .The above incident is not mentioned just to show the love and devotion of a son for his father. More than love it is a matter of understanding and a healthy respect for the other person's lifestyle.

A seventy plus old man doesn't want to change his lifestyle now. He likes the way he eats or dresses or talks. In his eyes there is nothing wrong with the old ways of living. And the son says, ok, fine.Every body has a right to live as per his wish. Now at his age, why should he be forced to learn to eat with a fork and knife, if he doesn't want to? I will feel bad if he is doing something morally wrong or indulging in some harmful activities. But otherwise it is fine. I am not going to try to change him at this stage. He is my father. I love him, respect him.

Hey folks, can you think this way? So many times we see people getting embarrassed by the so called unsophisticated behavior of their family members. They keep on apologizing about their lack of class and manners or about their drawbacks to outsiders. My wife can't speak
proper English; she doesn't know what's happening in the world, so I avoid taking her out or introducing her to my friends and business associates... My parents can't eat with a spoon and fork, so I don't take them to restaurants My husband is working as an ordinary clerk,
so I feel awkward when I introduce him to my rich friends. My brother is mentally challenged, so I don't feel like going out with him...

Are you plagued with such thoughts or do you meet such people who think alike? If you do, please ask yourself. Why do others or I feel this way? Really what is there to feel ashamed of? Most of the people always have this fear of other peoples' opinions and comments. What
would others say?

Nothing.. You are what you are..

rekhasmriti
July 26th, 2012, 04:10 AM
i do not hurt any one feelings

( specially banana ki)

i do not like banana at all ( use to hate karna chahti thi---but koi nahi)

since childhood----yeh dimag mei baitha hua hai

banana toh bandar khata hai







Eating a banana. This is because bananas

Contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the

Body converts into serotonin, known to make

You relax, improve your mood and generally

Make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin

B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels,

Which can affect your mood.

Anemia : High in iron, bananas can stimulate the

Production of hemoglobin in the blood and so

Helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is

Extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,

Making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So

Much so, the US Food and Drug Administration

Has just allowed the banana industry to make

Official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the

Risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham

(Middlesex) school ( England ) were helped

Through their exams this year by eating bananas

At breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost

Their brain power. Research has shown that

The potassium-packed fruit can assist learning

By making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in

The diet can help restore normal bowel action,

Helping to overcome the problem without

Resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of

Curing a hangover is to make a banana

Milkshake, sweetened with honey. The

Banana calms the stomach and, with the

Help of the honey, builds up depleted blood

Sugar levels, while the milk soothes and

Re-hydrates your system.


Heartburn:

Bananas have a natural antacid

Effect in the body, so if you suffer from

Heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas

Between meals helps to keep blood sugar

Levels up and avoid morning sickness

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the

Insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected

Area with the inside of a banana skin.. Many

People find it amazingly successful at

Reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins

That help calm the nervous system.


Overweight and at work? Studies at the

Institute of Psychology in Austria found

Pressure at work leads to gorging on

Comfort food like chocolate and chips.

Looking at 5,000 hospital patients,

Researchers found the most obese were

More likely to be in high-pressure jobs.

The report concluded that, to avoid

Panic-induced food cravings, we need to

Control our blood sugar levels by snacking

On high carbohydrate foods every two hours

To keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary

Food against intestinal disorders because of

Its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only

Raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in

Over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes

Over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating

The lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures

See bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can

Lower both the physical and emotional

Temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand ,

For example, pregnant women eat bananas to

Ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas

Can help SAD sufferers because they contain

The natural mood Enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also

Help people trying to give up smoking. The B6,

B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and

Magnesium found in them, help the body recover

From the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which

Helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen

To the brain and regulates your body's water

balance.. When we are stressed, our metabolic

rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels.

These can be rebalanced with the help of a

high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New

England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas

as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of

death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives

swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a

piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,

with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the

skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

Amazing fruit !!! So, a banana really is a

natural remedy for many ills.. When you

compare it to an apple, it has four times

the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three

times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin

A and iron, and twice the other vitamins

and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and

is one of the best value foods around So

maybe its time to change that well-known

phrase so that we say, "A banana a day

keeps the doctor away!"

PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS
PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys

are so happy all the time! I will add one

here; want a quick shine on our shoes??

Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and

rub directly on the shoe....polish with

dry cloth.. Amazing fruit !!![/QUOTE]

rekhasmriti
July 26th, 2012, 04:13 AM
nice one

can a child be that kind - compassionate

I was toh so cruel in my childhood



My wife called, 'How long will you be with that newspaper? Will you come
here and make your darling daughter eat her food?'

I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene. My only daughter Sindu
looked frightened.

Tears were welling up in her eyes. In front of her was a bowl filled to its
brim with Curd Rice. Sindu is a nice child, quite intelligent for her age.
She has just turned eight. She particularly detested Curd Rice. My mother
and my wife are orthodox, and believe firmly in the 'cooling effects' of
Curd Rice! I cleared my throat, and picked up the bowl.

'Sindu, darling,why don't you take a few mouthful of this Curd Rice? Just
for Dad's sake, dear.

Sindu softened a bit, and wiped her tears with the back of her hands.

'OK, Dad. I will eat - not just a few mouthfuls, but the whole lot of this.

But, you should...' Sindu hesitated. 'Dad, if I eat this entire curd Rice,
will you give me whatever I ask for?'....

Oh sure, darling'.... 'Promise?'......... 'Promise'.

I covered the pink soft hand extended by my daughter with mine, and clinched
the deal.

'Ask Mom also to give a similar promise', my daughter insisted.

My wife put her hand on Sindu's, muttering 'Promise'. Now I became a bit
anxious. 'Sindu dear, you shouldn't insist on getting a computer or any such
expensive items. Dad does not have that kind of money right now. OK?'

'No, Dad. I do not want anything expensive'.

Slowly and painfully, she finished eating the whole quantity.
I was silently angry with my wife and my mother for forcing my child eat
something that she detested. After the ordeal was through, Sindu came to me
with her eyes wide with expectation. All our attention was on her.

'Dad, I want to have my head shaved off, this Sunday!' was her demand.

'Atrocious!' shouted my wife, 'A girl child having her head shaved off?
Impossible!' 'Never in our family!' my mother rasped.

'She has been watching too much of television. Our culture is getting
totally spoiled with these TV programs!'

Sindu darling, why don't you ask for something else? We will be sad seeing
you with a clean-shaven head.'

'No, Dad. I do not want anything else', Sindu said with finality.

'Please, Sindu, why don't you try to understand our feelings?'

I tried to plead with her.

'Dad, you saw how difficult it was for me to eat that Curd Rice'.

Sindu was in tears. 'And you promised to grant me whatever I ask for.

Now, you are going back on your words. Was it not you who told me the story
of King Harishchandra, and its moral that we should honor our promises no
matter what?'

It was time for me to call the shots.
'Our promise must be kept.'
'Are you out your mind?' chorused my mother and wife.

'No. If we go back on our promises, she will never learn to honor her own.

Sindu, your wish will be fulfilled.'

With her head clean-shaven, Sindu had a round-face, and her eyes looked big
and beautiful.

On Monday morning, I dropped her at her school. It was a sight to watch my
hairless Sindu walking towards her classroom. She turned around and waved. I
waved back with a smile. Just then, a boy alighted from a car, and shouted,
'Sinduja, please wait for me!'

What struck me was the hairless head of that boy.
'May be, that is the in-stuff', I thought. 'Sir, your daughter Sinduja is
great indeed!' Without introducing herself, a lady got out of the car, and
continued,' That boy who is walking along with your daughter is my son
Harish. He is suffering from... ... leukemia.' She paused to muffle her
sobs.

Harish could not attend the school for the whole of the last month. He lost
all his hair due to the side effects of the chemotherapy. He refused to come
back to school fearing the unintentional but cruel teasing of the
schoolmates.

'Sinduja visited him last week, and promised him that she will take care of
the teasing issue.

But, I never imagined she would sacrifice her lovely hair for the sake of my
son! Sir, you and your wife are blessed to have such a noble soul as your
daughter.'

I stood transfixed. And then, I wept. 'My little Angel, you are teaching me
how self-less real love is!'

*The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own
terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love..*
Love Touch And Inspire your FRIENDS "The life is short, the vanities of
world are transient but they alone live who live for others; the rest are
more dead than alive.

anilrana
July 26th, 2012, 04:52 PM
not at all boss

----my mom is typical small town woman

she has this notion---delhi has hi fi life style n all that

after begging for years------i finally convinced her to visit me in delhi

n just like the guy in story----i was so excited---i took 2 days leaves

we went to malls---finest restaurant-----n their she was feeling shy---they way of eating

i just told her mom-----just give a damn about these people-----n enjoy food-----they would get their biil n tip--n that's it

n while trying clothes n all that------she was like ----chkng price tag----making faces n all that

but that was just the first time--------now whenever she visits me-----she is more exciting in going to malls n finest places than before

i guess we being kids---have to help them ----in getting rid of shyness

PS--she does not get on to escalators , she is a bit scared, so instead of pushing her for this , i always make sure we go places where we have staircase n not many floors. Or at times i stop the escalator , people watch-but I care damn about them

Beautiful Input Rekha !

anilrana
July 26th, 2012, 04:56 PM
nice one

can a child be that kind - compassionate

I was toh so cruel in my childhood

Rekha, 'Child is the Father of Man'. Children are so innocent and selfless. These qualities help them perform pure acts which ultimately teach us a lot.

anilrana
July 27th, 2012, 03:29 PM
HOW ABOUT TAKING THIS TEST TO FIND OUT.


WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!

(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

Only total thicko's will fail !!


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?

7) What was King George VI's first name ?

8) What color is a purple finch ?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?


Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.

I'll paste the answers in a few days time

Check your answers below.

ANSWERS

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats ? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name ? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch ? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?
Orange (of course!)


What do you mean, you failed?!!

Me, too...!!!

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)


Pass this on to some "brilliant" people, so that they may feel useless too ....

anilrana
July 27th, 2012, 03:32 PM
Working for someone else - Life Facts...

In the past few years..

1. I learnt to operate three critical machines
- Scanner
- Printer
- Xerox
2. I learnt to use three high end softwares
- Microsoft Word
- Microsoft Excel
- Microsoft Powerpoint
3. I learnt to use three great shortcuts
- Ctrl + A
- Ctrl + V
- Ctrl + C
4. I learnt to say three important words
- Yes Sir
- Ok Sir
- I'll do that Sir
5. When actually I really wanted to quit, I learnt to
- Wake up early
- Sleep late
- Continue to work
6. I learnt to
- Face Monday
- Fight for 6 days
- Wait for Saturday
7. I learnt to give reasons to family, friends and relatives for not making
- Phone Calls
- Messages
- Mails
8. I learnt to celebrate these far away from loved ones
- Birthday
- New Year
- Festivals
9. In last so many years, People say
- You learnt
- You Earned
- You Enjoyed
10. But when I compare Me with Myself..
- I just Sustained
- I just Tolerated
- I just Survived
;))))))

rekhasmriti
July 27th, 2012, 04:42 PM
good one........

anilrana
July 29th, 2012, 07:18 PM
good one........

Thanks Rekha !

anilrana
July 29th, 2012, 07:19 PM
good one........

Thanks Rekha !

anilrana
July 29th, 2012, 07:32 PM
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Sorry for the wrong language used in the cartoon ! I couldn't remove it.

anilrana
July 29th, 2012, 07:45 PM
Very True ... Irony of Life

Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.

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The 'Second Class' pass, and then get MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'.

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The 'Third Class' pass, enter politics and become Ministers and control both.

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Last, but not the least,

The 'Failures' join the underworld and control all the above.

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And those who do not attend any school, become Swamis and Gurus
and Everyone goes to them.

SumitJattan
July 29th, 2012, 08:33 PM
Jews know how to survive :

They made the arabs a laughing stock in 1961 war and 1972 war .... Mossad has hit teams in every arab country .... They cashed Indian defence market after Kargil .... They are just 8 million people and ruling this world in true sense .... Quality is always better then quantity .... Read about operation Entebbe . I really want to visit Israel once in my life




An article worth reading and if possible following for the betterment of our children&Grand children.
WHY ARE THE JEWS SO SMART?
By Dr. Stephen Carr Leon

Since I spent about 3 years in Israel for internship in few hospitals there, it came to my mind about doing research of "Why the Jews are Intelligent?"

It goes without denial that Jews are ahead in many aspects of life such as engineering, music, science and most obvious in business where nearly 70% of world trade is held by the Jews such as cosmetic, fashion, food, arms, hotels and film industries (Hollywood and others).
During the 2nd year, in December 1980, and I was about to go back to California, this idea came to me and I was wandering why God gave this ability to them? Is this a coincidence or is it man-made that could be produced like the goods from a factory. My thesis took about 8 years to gather all the information as accurately as possible, like the food intake, culture, religion, initial preparation of pregnancy and etc and I would compare them with other races.
Let’s start with initial preparation of pregnancy. In Israel, the first thing I noticed is that the pregnant mother would always sing and play piano and would always try to solve mathematical problems together with the husband, and I was very surprised to see the mother always carry math books and sometimes I would help her to solve some problems, I would asked, "Is this for your child in the womb?" she would answer "Yes to train the child still in the womb so that it would be a genius later on". She would solve the problem without let-up until the child is born.
Another thing I noticed, is about the food, she loved to eat almonds and dates with milk, for lunch she would take bread and fish without the head, salads mixed with almonds and other nuts, they believed fish is good for the development of brain and the fish’s head is bad for the brain. And also it is like the culture of the Jews for pregnant mothers to take cod liver oil.
When I was invited for dinner, I always noticed that they always like to eat fish (flesh and fillet) and no meat, according to their belief, meat and fish together will not give any benefit to our body. Salad and nuts is a must, especially almonds.

They would always eat fruits first before the main meal. Their belief if you eat the main meal first (like bread or rice) then fruits, this will make us feel sleepy and difficult to understand any lesson you learn in school.

In Israel, smoking is a taboo, if you are their guest, don’t smoke in their house, they would politely ask you to go out for a smoke. According to scientist in university of Israel, nicotine would destroy the main cell in our brain and will affect the genes and DNA, resulting in generation of moron or defective brain. So all those smokers, please take note (Ironically, the biggest producer of cigarettes is… you know who.. make your own guess).

The food intake for the child is always under the guidance of the parent, first, the fruits with almonds, followed by cod liver oil. In my assessment, the Jewish child, most of them knew 3 languages, ie Hebrew, Arabic and English, since childhood they would be trained in playing piano and violin, it is a must.

Accordingly, it is believed that this practice will increase the IQ of the child and will make him a genius. And according to Jewish scientist, the vibration of music would stimulate the brain and that is why there are lots of geniuses among the Jews…
Since grade 1 to 6, they would be taught business mathematics and science subjects would be their first preference. For comparison I could see the children in California, their IQ is about 6 years back. And Jewish children were also involved in athletics such as archery and shooting, accordingly it is believed that archery and shooting would make the brain more focused on decision and precision.

In high school, students are more inclined to study science, they would create products, indulged in all sorts of projects , although some looks very funny or useless, but all attention is given seriously especially if it is armaments, medicine or engineering, the idea will be introduced in higher institute in polytechnics or universities.

Business faculty will be given more preference, in the last year of university, the students in business would be given a project and practically they can only pass if their group (about 10 in a group) can make profit of USD1 million.

Don’t be surprised, this is the reality and that is why half of the business in the world is held by the Jews, who design the latest Levis, it is being designed in the Israel university by the faculty of business and fashion.
Have you seen them how they prayed, they always shake their heads, accordingly they believed this action will stimulate and provide more oxygen to the brain.
Look at the Japanese, they always bow down their heads as their culture, lots of them are smart, they love sushi (fresh fish), is this a coincidence?
In New York, the commercial/trading centre for the Jews are based in New York, catering for the Jews only, if they had any beneficial idea, their committee will give free interest loan and will make sure the business prosper. Due to this, Starbucks, dell computer, Coca Cola, DKNY, Oracle, Levis, Dunkin Donut , Hollywood films and hundreds other businesses were under their sponsorship.

Jewish graduates from faculty of medicine in New York were encouraged to register with them and allowed to practice privately with this free interest loan, now I knew why most hospital in New York and California always lack of specialist doctors.
Smoking will lead to generations of moron. During my visit to Singapore in 2005, it surprised me to see smokers are regarded as outcasts and the price of a pack of cigarettes is about USD 7, like in Israel it is a taboo and their form of government is similar to the Israelis. And that is the reason why most of their universities are of high standard, even though Singapore is only as big as Manhattan.
Look at Indonesia, everywhere people are smoking, and price of a pack of cigarette is very cheap only USD0.70 cents. and the results with millions of people, you can count the number of universities, what technology or product they produced that they can be proud of,…never!; can they speak other than their own language, why it is so difficult for them to master English language for example, all this is due to smoking, think for yourself.
In my thesis, I do not touch religion or race. The bottom line is, could we produce intelligent generations just like the Jews?

The answer could be in the affirmative. The changes needed are in our daily habits of eating, parenting and I guess within 3 generations, it could be achieved. This I could observe in my grandson, for example at the age of 9 he could write a 5-page essay on "Why I love tomato?"

May all of us be in peace and succeeded in producing a future generations of genius for the betterment of humankind no matter who you are.

anilrana
July 29th, 2012, 09:02 PM
Jews know how to survive :

They made the arabs a laughing stock in 1961 war and 1972 war .... Mossad has hit teams in every arab country .... They cashed Indian defence market after Kargil .... They are just 8 million people and ruling this world in true sense .... Quality is always better then quantity .... Read about operation Entebbe . I really want to visit Israel once in my life

Thats why I posted this here Sumit, this is the kind of people they are.

SumitJattan
July 29th, 2012, 09:41 PM
This is how Prime minister speaks



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chnzvcsm-l0
Thats why I posted this here Sumit, this is the kind of people they are.

Fateh
July 30th, 2012, 05:35 AM
My wife called, 'How long will you be with that newspaper? Will you come
here and make your darling daughter eat her food?'

I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene. My only daughter Sindu
looked frightened.

Tears were welling up in her eyes. In front of her was a bowl filled to its
brim with Curd Rice. Sindu is a nice child, quite intelligent for her age.
She has just turned eight. She particularly detested Curd Rice. My mother
and my wife are orthodox, and believe firmly in the 'cooling effects' of
Curd Rice! I cleared my throat, and picked up the bowl.

'Sindu, darling,why don't you take a few mouthful of this Curd Rice? Just
for Dad's sake, dear.

Sindu softened a bit, and wiped her tears with the back of her hands.

'OK, Dad. I will eat - not just a few mouthfuls, but the whole lot of this.

But, you should...' Sindu hesitated. 'Dad, if I eat this entire curd Rice,
will you give me whatever I ask for?'....

Oh sure, darling'.... 'Promise?'......... 'Promise'.

I covered the pink soft hand extended by my daughter with mine, and clinched
the deal.

'Ask Mom also to give a similar promise', my daughter insisted.

My wife put her hand on Sindu's, muttering 'Promise'. Now I became a bit
anxious. 'Sindu dear, you shouldn't insist on getting a computer or any such
expensive items. Dad does not have that kind of money right now. OK?'

'No, Dad. I do not want anything expensive'.

Slowly and painfully, she finished eating the whole quantity.
I was silently angry with my wife and my mother for forcing my child eat
something that she detested. After the ordeal was through, Sindu came to me
with her eyes wide with expectation. All our attention was on her.

'Dad, I want to have my head shaved off, this Sunday!' was her demand.

'Atrocious!' shouted my wife, 'A girl child having her head shaved off?
Impossible!' 'Never in our family!' my mother rasped.

'She has been watching too much of television. Our culture is getting
totally spoiled with these TV programs!'

Sindu darling, why don't you ask for something else? We will be sad seeing
you with a clean-shaven head.'

'No, Dad. I do not want anything else', Sindu said with finality.

'Please, Sindu, why don't you try to understand our feelings?'

I tried to plead with her.

'Dad, you saw how difficult it was for me to eat that Curd Rice'.

Sindu was in tears. 'And you promised to grant me whatever I ask for.

Now, you are going back on your words. Was it not you who told me the story
of King Harishchandra, and its moral that we should honor our promises no
matter what?'

It was time for me to call the shots.
'Our promise must be kept.'
'Are you out your mind?' chorused my mother and wife.

'No. If we go back on our promises, she will never learn to honor her own.

Sindu, your wish will be fulfilled.'

With her head clean-shaven, Sindu had a round-face, and her eyes looked big
and beautiful.

On Monday morning, I dropped her at her school. It was a sight to watch my
hairless Sindu walking towards her classroom. She turned around and waved. I
waved back with a smile. Just then, a boy alighted from a car, and shouted,
'Sinduja, please wait for me!'

What struck me was the hairless head of that boy.
'May be, that is the in-stuff', I thought. 'Sir, your daughter Sinduja is
great indeed!' Without introducing herself, a lady got out of the car, and
continued,' That boy who is walking along with your daughter is my son
Harish. He is suffering from... ... leukemia.' She paused to muffle her
sobs.

Harish could not attend the school for the whole of the last month. He lost
all his hair due to the side effects of the chemotherapy. He refused to come
back to school fearing the unintentional but cruel teasing of the
schoolmates.

'Sinduja visited him last week, and promised him that she will take care of
the teasing issue.

But, I never imagined she would sacrifice her lovely hair for the sake of my
son! Sir, you and your wife are blessed to have such a noble soul as your
daughter.'

I stood transfixed. And then, I wept. 'My little Angel, you are teaching me
how self-less real love is!'

*The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own
terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love..*
Love Touch And Inspire your FRIENDS "The life is short, the vanities of
world are transient but they alone live who live for others; the rest are
more dead than alive.
IN early days of childhood, if head is shaved off four to five times, the quality of hairs will be very good, earliear this was practiced even for girls

anilrana
August 1st, 2012, 01:49 PM
IN early days of childhood, if head is shaved off four to five times, the quality of hairs will be very good, earliear this was practiced even for girls

Thank you for the input Fateh Ji, but I hope you read the entire post. :)

anilrana
August 5th, 2012, 05:14 PM
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