vichitra
January 7th, 2003, 10:46 AM
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to
their diets.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They
would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can
make a woman gain five pounds.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers and nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Life doesn't just begin at forty; it also begins to show then.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.
If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old
because you stop laughing.
I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more
cheese.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and
it shrinks two sizes.
Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.
Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled
backwards?
their diets.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They
would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can
make a woman gain five pounds.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers and nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Life doesn't just begin at forty; it also begins to show then.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.
If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old
because you stop laughing.
I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more
cheese.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and
it shrinks two sizes.
Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.
Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled
backwards?