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uday
February 21st, 2003, 01:14 PM
LAW1 : A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA
Due To Inertia or Greed until
A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.
LAW2 : The Force of Deportation F = ma
Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/Saved in USA.
a= dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money. (This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back after making lot of Money.)
LAW3 : For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit, A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a permanent Basis.
How True :-) :-) :-) :-)
aki2005
February 21st, 2003, 05:36 PM
good one...lol
shokeen123
February 21st, 2003, 09:49 PM
there is more....
LAW4: The “Now or Never” Law: Every desi that gets the “Green Card” (the legal permission to stay longer), the gravity only gets steeper, confounded by a degree from US school, compounded by birth of a child, complicated by the house bought to avoid paying taxes, the equation gets tougher, and the "Now or Never" Law becomes inevitable, where LN = Leave Now and LNCC = Leave Never, Contemplate Citizenship!
ssiwach
February 21st, 2003, 10:01 PM
Better than the best.... trillion % true
jyoti
February 22nd, 2003, 01:59 AM
Sujata (Feb 21, 2003 11:19 a.m.):
there is more....
LAW4: The “Now or Never” Law: Every desi that gets the “Green Card” (the legal permission to stay longer), the gravity only gets steeper, confounded by a degree from US school, compounded by birth of a child, complicated by the house bought to avoid paying taxes, the equation gets tougher, and the "Now or Never" Law becomes inevitable, where LN = Leave Now and LNCC = Leave Never, Contemplate Citizenship!
So very true Buaji.......
Jyoti
satyeshwar
February 22nd, 2003, 02:47 AM
And what about Newton's law of Gravitation:
Every Desi is attracted towards America, with a rate that is directly proportional to the weight of every other desi that he knows and inversely proportional to the INS dept. trying to keep a distance from him.
singhkapoor
February 22nd, 2003, 06:56 AM
very well said.....Mr. Dahiya, sujata ji and satyeshwar bhai.
uday
February 27th, 2003, 03:55 PM
Nice add-on Sujataji and Satyeshwar..
mkm_jat
July 20th, 2004, 05:37 PM
this really nice n true fact but we also should think about our country also