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April 5th, 2003, 10:54 AM
My dear friends,
hello to all of u,
This jatland site is very nice & cool, there are many good things embedded in it, & all are just super, like humor, general information, knowledge etc, .........
so why this super site is devoid of sheoin, shayari, kavitayein,
if these will be added on the site,there wud be more fun,
So, dear friends, enjoy some of kavitayein, shers shayri.....................
regards
AADHUNIK BIWI( MODERN WIFE)
Meri biwi ko shikayat hai ki pyar nahi mila,
uuski lambi si gardhan ko,
bahion ka haat nahi milta,
Magar kya karu aye dost,
majboor hu mein bhi,
uuse pyar ki padi hai,
mujhe rozgar nahi milta !
Bahut samjhya bujhaya humne,
aapni taraf se unko,
kuch hi dino ki baat hai,
tum mar lo mann ko,
pata nahi dimag par uske
koi bhut sawar hai,
har baat ko meri manne se,
jane usko kyoin inkar hai !!
Pata nahi kya hua hai usko,
vo ghurti rahti hai mujhko,
khane ko gar mein mangu kuch,
to kahati hai aage ko khisko,
kher khane ki koi baat nahi,
jab bhukh pet mein lagti hai,
to khud ki service chalti hai !!!
Yahi nahi hai kafi bas,
baatein kuch aur bhi hain karne ki,
jara jara si baat par vo ,
karti hai tyari marne ki !!!!
Marna-varna kahi kuch nahi,
koi natak khub rachati hai,
khud let bahane bimari ke,
mujhse sab kaam karvati hai !!!!!
Bardhan dhona , chay banana,
pani garam karna , snan ka,
aurat ki puri seva kare,
vo kahe, yahi dharam insaan ka !!!!!!
Baat gharelu ho koi aisi,
jis par gar vo aad jaye,
khuda hi chahe sambhale aake,
mazal hai peeche hat jaye !!!!!!!
Idhar-udhar bhi janke vo,
garoin se nayan milati hai,
gar kabhi tok du to,
aadhunikta ka paath padati hai !!!!!!!!
Picnic manama, picture jana,
ye uske bayein haath ka khel hai,
chahu rokna jab bhi usko,
to kahati ghar ko jail hai !!!!!!!!
kangal bank khul gaya hai ghar mein,
jis din se aayi hai,
naam to uska Sita hai,
par surpankha ki tayi hai !!!!!!!!
kaha pyar aur sukh kaha,
biwi ka likha aapni kismat mein,
bankar chokidar sa ek mein,
pesh hota hu uski khidmat mein !!!!!!!!
kuch bhi mein kah lu,
yaar ! kar lu koi aarj bhi,
pata nahi chalti magar,
mujhe uski koi marj bhi !!!!!!!!!
khush mein karna chahta hu mein,
to vo dukhi aur ho jati hai,
jara si ek lo se mano,
jawalamukhi panpati hai !!!!!!!!!!
jo koi bhi mera nishchay hai,
vo usko to thukrati hai ,
bajay seva ke mata-pita ki,
mujhe nafrat ka paath padati hai !!!!!!!!!
kahti hai rahne do gharwalo ko,
inse na koi nata hamara hai,
hum do hamara koi na ho,
bus yahi hamara nara hai !!!!!!!!!!
biwi hai ya bhoot koi,
mein soch soch kar har gaya,
rahunga fansa band pinjre mein yuhi,
ya phir hoga koi haal naya !!!!!!!!!!
Bhool hui humse bhari,
jo danda shaadi ka kar baithe,
aadhunik biwi ki bhent hum,
hum aapni khushyain saari kar baithe !!!!!!!
sach kahta hu tanik bhi ismein,
na koi ek bahana hai,
gar khush rahna chaho tum,
to shaadi mat karana yaaro !!!!!!!!!
Bhule bisre ya phir kisi chav se,
gar shaadi tum karvaoge,
yada karlo aaj se ke,
biwi "mod" kabhi na laoge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello to all of u,
This jatland site is very nice & cool, there are many good things embedded in it, & all are just super, like humor, general information, knowledge etc, .........
so why this super site is devoid of sheoin, shayari, kavitayein,
if these will be added on the site,there wud be more fun,
So, dear friends, enjoy some of kavitayein, shers shayri.....................
regards
AADHUNIK BIWI( MODERN WIFE)
Meri biwi ko shikayat hai ki pyar nahi mila,
uuski lambi si gardhan ko,
bahion ka haat nahi milta,
Magar kya karu aye dost,
majboor hu mein bhi,
uuse pyar ki padi hai,
mujhe rozgar nahi milta !
Bahut samjhya bujhaya humne,
aapni taraf se unko,
kuch hi dino ki baat hai,
tum mar lo mann ko,
pata nahi dimag par uske
koi bhut sawar hai,
har baat ko meri manne se,
jane usko kyoin inkar hai !!
Pata nahi kya hua hai usko,
vo ghurti rahti hai mujhko,
khane ko gar mein mangu kuch,
to kahati hai aage ko khisko,
kher khane ki koi baat nahi,
jab bhukh pet mein lagti hai,
to khud ki service chalti hai !!!
Yahi nahi hai kafi bas,
baatein kuch aur bhi hain karne ki,
jara jara si baat par vo ,
karti hai tyari marne ki !!!!
Marna-varna kahi kuch nahi,
koi natak khub rachati hai,
khud let bahane bimari ke,
mujhse sab kaam karvati hai !!!!!
Bardhan dhona , chay banana,
pani garam karna , snan ka,
aurat ki puri seva kare,
vo kahe, yahi dharam insaan ka !!!!!!
Baat gharelu ho koi aisi,
jis par gar vo aad jaye,
khuda hi chahe sambhale aake,
mazal hai peeche hat jaye !!!!!!!
Idhar-udhar bhi janke vo,
garoin se nayan milati hai,
gar kabhi tok du to,
aadhunikta ka paath padati hai !!!!!!!!
Picnic manama, picture jana,
ye uske bayein haath ka khel hai,
chahu rokna jab bhi usko,
to kahati ghar ko jail hai !!!!!!!!
kangal bank khul gaya hai ghar mein,
jis din se aayi hai,
naam to uska Sita hai,
par surpankha ki tayi hai !!!!!!!!
kaha pyar aur sukh kaha,
biwi ka likha aapni kismat mein,
bankar chokidar sa ek mein,
pesh hota hu uski khidmat mein !!!!!!!!
kuch bhi mein kah lu,
yaar ! kar lu koi aarj bhi,
pata nahi chalti magar,
mujhe uski koi marj bhi !!!!!!!!!
khush mein karna chahta hu mein,
to vo dukhi aur ho jati hai,
jara si ek lo se mano,
jawalamukhi panpati hai !!!!!!!!!!
jo koi bhi mera nishchay hai,
vo usko to thukrati hai ,
bajay seva ke mata-pita ki,
mujhe nafrat ka paath padati hai !!!!!!!!!
kahti hai rahne do gharwalo ko,
inse na koi nata hamara hai,
hum do hamara koi na ho,
bus yahi hamara nara hai !!!!!!!!!!
biwi hai ya bhoot koi,
mein soch soch kar har gaya,
rahunga fansa band pinjre mein yuhi,
ya phir hoga koi haal naya !!!!!!!!!!
Bhool hui humse bhari,
jo danda shaadi ka kar baithe,
aadhunik biwi ki bhent hum,
hum aapni khushyain saari kar baithe !!!!!!!
sach kahta hu tanik bhi ismein,
na koi ek bahana hai,
gar khush rahna chaho tum,
to shaadi mat karana yaaro !!!!!!!!!
Bhule bisre ya phir kisi chav se,
gar shaadi tum karvaoge,
yada karlo aaj se ke,
biwi "mod" kabhi na laoge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!