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namrata
April 18th, 2003, 09:48 PM
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis are two political parties

One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local
McDonalds
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one

One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna

One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick

One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UPassembly
Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad

One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus is a stock market scam

One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie

One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order

One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four
Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall
Two Bombayites is a film studio
Three Bombayites is a slum
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in
the
train at rush hour

One Sindhi is a currency racket
Two Sindhis is a papad factory
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association

One Marwari is the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community

One U.S. Desi is a software guy
Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
Three U.S. Desis is a complaining session about the U.S
Four U.S. Desis is four software guys at the office microwave,
heating
the tamarind rice ,cooked that morning, in their shared one
bedroom
ghetto, and complaining about life in the USA

dkumar
April 18th, 2003, 10:22 PM
really hilarious and ORIGINAL one:)

keep posting!

kharub
April 18th, 2003, 10:32 PM
Really good, keep your brain ticking

ranjitjat
April 18th, 2003, 11:06 PM
very nice really- keep posting
what about JATS ?

sukhbirhooda
April 19th, 2003, 01:08 AM
Really Interesting
Keep it Up
Good Luck

Sukhbir Hooda

smalik
April 19th, 2003, 09:55 AM
Good one spclly- Four bihari-literate person

sweet
April 19th, 2003, 12:48 PM
good one.............

shekhar_nehra
April 19th, 2003, 08:36 PM
Good collection by:

One Namrata
Two Namrata Singh
Three Namrata Singh Tomer
Four Jatni Namrata Singh Tomer

rinu
April 19th, 2003, 10:27 PM
Interestingggg...... but what about JATS???


Rinu

harvindermalik
April 20th, 2003, 01:21 AM
Badhiya hai…specially… Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community… ye to 100% shi hai

uday
April 21st, 2003, 09:55 AM
good one

anshika1
April 27th, 2003, 06:52 PM
good ones

akdabas
April 27th, 2003, 06:57 PM
Excellent.

shooraashok
August 21st, 2003, 09:45 PM
good one..........

anilsangwan
August 21st, 2003, 11:15 PM
bahoot Majedaar aur interesting Namarta ji......laagi raho......

jitendersingh
August 21st, 2003, 11:15 PM
One Jat is myself,
Two Jat are doing M.Tech in JNU,
Three Jats (Chautala and his 2 sons) are ruling Haryana,
Four Jats are hardly seen together except at this site.




Dharmpal Singh Dudee (Apr 18, 2003 01:36 p.m.):
very nice really- keep posting
what about JATS ?

anilsangwan
August 21st, 2003, 11:17 PM
Bahoot Khoob Bhai Jatinder Ji.....majaa aa gya 1234 jaat ke baarein mein bhi....:)



Jitender Singh (Aug 21, 2003 01:45 p.m.):
One Jat is myself,
Two Jat are doing M.Tech in JNU,
Three Jats (Chautala and his 2 sons) are ruling Haryana,
Four Jats are hardly seen together except at this site.




Dharmpal Singh Dudee (Apr 18, 2003 01:36 p.m.):
very nice really- keep posting
what about JATS ?

yvsgaawar
August 22nd, 2003, 12:33 AM
hahaha bahut badhiya


Jitender Singh (Aug 21, 2003 01:45 p.m.):
One Jat is myself,
Two Jat are doing M.Tech in JNU,
Three Jats (Chautala and his 2 sons) are ruling Haryana,
Four Jats are hardly seen together except at this site.




Dharmpal Singh Dudee (Apr 18, 2003 01:36 p.m.):
very nice really- keep posting
what about JATS ?

jagmohan
August 22nd, 2003, 02:38 PM
One JAT is enough.

The meaning of JAT has undergone a change over the years. See how:-

JAT: JUSTICE ACTION TRUTH
JAT: JUST AVOID THEM OR JUST ADMIRE THEM
Latest is
JAT: JAMAI AAGYA, THAREGA (SON-INLAW HAS ARRIVED AND WILL STAY)

shekhar_nehra
August 23rd, 2003, 01:23 AM
Jitender Singh (Aug 21, 2003 01:45 p.m.):
One Jat is myself,
Two Jat are doing M.Tech in JNU,
Three Jats (Chautala and his 2 sons) are ruling Haryana,
Four Jats are hardly seen together except at this site.




Ha Ha Ha ... :)

Bahut Khoob.

ashokpaul
August 23rd, 2003, 11:21 AM
every contribution is praiseworthy
kati jee-sa de diya

ashokpaul
August 23rd, 2003, 11:27 AM
every contribution is praiseworthy
kati jee-sa de diya

rameshlakra
August 23rd, 2003, 07:19 PM
how true and very hilarious namarata . keep sending such lovely posts( jatland is thoda thada these days..;P
good one jitender . let me also give it a try
EK JAT ...KHET MEIN KHUDAYI
DO JAT ...AAPAS MEIN GHULAYI (KUSTI)
TEEN JAT ....KATI NAHIN KARNI PADHAYI
CHAR JAT ...GHAMASAAN LADAYI
:o --warning -- not to be taken seriously all character are fictitious any resemblance to anybody is purely coincidental

sukhbirhooda
August 24th, 2003, 12:23 AM
warning -- not to be taken seriously all character are fictitious any resemblance to anybody is purely coincidental


Noted Lakra ji
Very Nice


Sukhbir Hooda

jogi
August 28th, 2003, 12:50 AM
kati sahi kahi lakra bhai...
good one!!!



Ramesh Lakra (Aug 23, 2003 09:49 a.m.):
how true and very hilarious namarata . keep sending such lovely posts( jatland is thoda thada these days..;P
good one jitender . let me also give it a try
EK JAT ...KHET MEIN KHUDAYI
DO JAT ...AAPAS MEIN GHULAYI (KUSTI)
TEEN JAT ....KATI NAHIN KARNI PADHAYI
CHAR JAT ...GHAMASAAN LADAYI
:o --warning -- not to be taken seriously all character are fictitious any resemblance to anybody is purely coincidental

guliayaj100
August 31st, 2003, 11:23 PM
What a Bharat Darshan! Great.

jitenderhooda
September 30th, 2003, 03:11 PM
ha ha ha
bahut bhadiya Namarata Ji
And very Good by

Jitender Bhai

ND baat .

Jiten

rkumar
September 30th, 2003, 07:23 PM
ek jat .... able
do jat .............. stable
teen jat..............capable
char jat..............non-beatable

Rajendra

satpal
September 30th, 2003, 10:23 PM
Bhaut hee Badiya...

akdabas
October 1st, 2003, 01:06 AM
Bhot khoob !

Kati ND such :)

smalik
October 1st, 2003, 09:48 AM
Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 30, 2003 09:53 a.m.):
ek jat .... able
do jat .............. stable
teen jat..............capable
char jat..............non-beatable

Rajendra


exactly!!

amar0974
October 1st, 2003, 03:51 PM
Bahut Badhia bhai Ramesh and Rajender Ji., Or Aan do...........

Ramesh Lakra (Aug 23, 2003 09:49 a.m.):
how true and very hilarious namarata . keep sending such lovely posts( jatland is thoda thada these days..;P
good one jitender . let me also give it a try
EK JAT ...KHET MEIN KHUDAYI
DO JAT ...AAPAS MEIN GHULAYI (KUSTI)
TEEN JAT ....KATI NAHIN KARNI PADHAYI
CHAR JAT ...GHAMASAAN LADAYI
:o --warning -- not to be taken seriously all character are fictitious any resemblance to anybody is purely coincidental

narindersingh
October 3rd, 2003, 02:22 PM
Anil Sangwan (Aug 21, 2003 01:47 p.m.):yaar boot badai laga
mazza aa gaya
Bahoot Khoob Bhai Jatinder Ji.....majaa aa gya 1234 jaat ke baarein mein bhi....:)



Jitender Singh (Aug 21, 2003 01:45 p.m.):
One Jat is myself,
Two Jat are doing M.Tech in JNU,
Three Jats (Chautala and his 2 sons) are ruling Haryana,
Four Jats are hardly seen together except at this site.




Dharmpal Singh Dudee (Apr 18, 2003 01:36 p.m.):
very nice really- keep posting
what about JATS ?

sujatadahiya
October 3rd, 2003, 11:24 PM
aarrreee wah lakra bhai ye talent abhi tak kyo chupa rakkha tha . too good ..




Sukhbir Singh Hooda (Aug 23, 2003 02:53 p.m.):
warning -- not to be taken seriously all character are fictitious any resemblance to anybody is purely coincidental


Noted Lakra ji
Very Nice


Sukhbir Hooda

palsaniya
December 8th, 2003, 03:30 PM
Yeah !

palsaniya
December 8th, 2003, 03:31 PM
Ek Jat--> Thinks bout second Jat..
DO jat--> Don't care other janta..
TEEN Jat-> Signal of trouble with surrounding..
CHAR Jat-> No body is there other than Jats...

choudharysaaab
December 8th, 2003, 04:41 PM
bhai....ye hui na baaat!
namrata ji se jayada aapka reply interesting he:-D




Its...
Hemant...

sweet
December 11th, 2003, 01:06 AM
nice one...................

cheers.............................

drnchaudhry
December 11th, 2003, 02:52 AM
2 Gud!

* Jat > Mental
** Jats > Physical
*** Jats > Social
**** Jats > Political

dahiyabadhsha
December 14th, 2003, 11:40 AM
Hi
and what about Haryanvis.............

-Rakesh Dahiya
(Dahiya Badhsha)

devdahiya
January 3rd, 2005, 09:49 PM
here it is for jats also........

ek jaat maanno hanumaan
do hoge te le-lein jaan
teen-hue te fodden sirr
chaar hue te kat jyaan mar[aappass mein]



DEV

keshavdahiya
May 28th, 2006, 04:10 AM
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis are two political parties
.
.
.
.
.
One U.S. Desi is a software guy
Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
Three U.S. Desis is a complaining session about the U.S
Four U.S. Desis is four software guys at the office microwave,
heating
the tamarind rice ,cooked that morning, in their shared one
bedroom
ghetto, and complaining about life in the USA


bahut hi badhiya poem hai......so original and so very true.........isne bhi dekh lyo ek be saare.......:)

sunnysangwan
May 28th, 2006, 04:53 AM
bahut hi badhiya poem hai......so original and so very true.........isne bhi dekh lyo ek be saare.......:)

Badhiya to theek se pan tu nyun bata marya bata tu khod ke kit te lyaaya se inne (original post: April 18 2003).

gandasa
May 28th, 2006, 11:21 AM
how true and very hilarious namarata . keep sending such lovely posts( jatland is thoda thada these days..;P
good one jitender . let me also give it a try
EK JAT ...KHET MEIN KHUDAYI
DO JAT ...AAPAS MEIN GHULAYI (KUSTI)
TEEN JAT ....KATI NAHIN KARNI PADHAYI
CHAR JAT ...GHAMASAAN LADAYI
:o --warning -- not to be taken seriously all character are fictitious any resemblance to anybody is purely coincidental
Well thats a great shot..........
Except the the last line ....Didnt get it ...what ??? So you saying here that Jat is a fictitious character ........ right on jatland .... hahahaha

sandeepbalyan
May 28th, 2006, 11:36 AM
"One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick"



Good One ...........

msingh
May 31st, 2006, 06:59 AM
this is really nice ..but aap ne jat to kahin like hee nahin
aur haa bagwan ka shukar se kee yo thread iss satyeshwar ne yo thread band naa kara ,,yo keah ke ki yo non-jat se....anyways really good one
cheers