ssiwach
April 26th, 2003, 04:25 AM
Ek bar Russia mein choohe bahut ho gaye aur wahan kee govt bahut pareshaan ho gayee. Unhone ek meeting bulaai aur har desh ke samajhdar aadmi ko bulaya ke solution do.
Kisi ne kaha ke poison kee tablet rakh do , kisi ne kaha ke bil mein aag lagwa do lekin final nahee ho paaya.
India ke Saradr jee chup thay to unse bhi poochh liya gaya. Unhone kaha ke idea to hai.
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chhotee chhotee 2 katori leker unko aapas mein ek tej chaku (knife) se joint kar do. Ab ek katori mein kaju aur ek mein kismis rakh do. Chooha aayega , dono katoriyon ke beech mein gardan rakhega , idhar -udhar ghumaayega aur sochega ke "KAJU KHAAON YA KISMIS". Aur jaise hi gardan chaku ke upar hilegee , chooha mar jaayega.
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logo ne kaha ke sardar paagal ho gaya...Kaju kismis to bahut mahange aate hain.Govt to usee mein barbaad ho jaayege aur Sardar kee bat nahee maani.
Sardar gusse mein meeting se nikal liya lekin darwaje tak pahunch kar waapas aa gaya aur bola.
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aisa karte hain , katoriyan khaali rakhte hain. Chooha aayega , ardan idhar-udhar ghumaayega aur sochega " NAA KAJU HAIN , NAA KISMIS " aur gardan kat jaayegee...
Kisi ne kaha ke poison kee tablet rakh do , kisi ne kaha ke bil mein aag lagwa do lekin final nahee ho paaya.
India ke Saradr jee chup thay to unse bhi poochh liya gaya. Unhone kaha ke idea to hai.
**
chhotee chhotee 2 katori leker unko aapas mein ek tej chaku (knife) se joint kar do. Ab ek katori mein kaju aur ek mein kismis rakh do. Chooha aayega , dono katoriyon ke beech mein gardan rakhega , idhar -udhar ghumaayega aur sochega ke "KAJU KHAAON YA KISMIS". Aur jaise hi gardan chaku ke upar hilegee , chooha mar jaayega.
**
logo ne kaha ke sardar paagal ho gaya...Kaju kismis to bahut mahange aate hain.Govt to usee mein barbaad ho jaayege aur Sardar kee bat nahee maani.
Sardar gusse mein meeting se nikal liya lekin darwaje tak pahunch kar waapas aa gaya aur bola.
****
aisa karte hain , katoriyan khaali rakhte hain. Chooha aayega , ardan idhar-udhar ghumaayega aur sochega " NAA KAJU HAIN , NAA KISMIS " aur gardan kat jaayegee...